hee hee hee

[BoroRedKen]

The police were questioning me about why I killed my neighbour.

I told them, 'I was just driving home from work, about to pull up and I saw he was in my Spot.'

'Sir, you can't murder someone because they took your parking space.'

'I didn't', I said, 'He had his cock in my Dalmatian.'

[BoroRedKen]

Johnny T's wife told him that they have too many pointless rooms in the house and that they should move to a smaller place that is easier to clean.

What a bitch!

Johnny has gone to go sulk in the Masturbatorium.............




  

[BoroRedKen]

Tina Turner & Rolf Harris are queueing at the Pearly Gates when suddenly Tina says to him - "Get away from me"

"Why?" - asks Rolf

"Because" - says Tina -



"You Simply Molest"  ........

[Johnny Thunder]

 











 

[TMG501]

Tina Turner & Rolf Harris are queueing at the Pearly Gates when suddenly Tina says to him - "Get away from me"

"Why?" - asks Rolf

"Because" - says Tina -



"You Simply Molest"