The film that represents your humour

[tunstall]

Withnail and I

[AtomicDog]

Sh**ty Sh**ty Gang bang dear Boy . . .



Real action movie, not for the faint hearted or squeamish

[Nosmo-King]

Carry On up The Jungle. Schoolboy humour, corny, not politically correct- but all done in innocence. Double meanings all over the place!!!!

[Blott]

Carry On up The Jungle. Schoolboy humour, corny, not politically correct- but all done in innocence. Double meanings all over the place!!!!

on the button, who can forget Infamy. I know it was a different film.

[RiversideRifle]

What a "host" i am fellas.

You dont get service like this from just anywhere.

Our members want something? Our members get it.

Have a movie afternoon on me chaps!

Funny as fuck one of the funniest films that

[AtomicDog]

Carry On up The Jungle. Schoolboy humour, corny, not politically correct- but all done in innocence. Double meanings all over the place!!!!

For bawdy British 'Seaside' humour . . . There's no better

Love or hate Him, he's a fantastic lyricist.

Lived next door to  Ron and Russel Mael too . . . And Nancy Sinatra.

As a frontman, he's up there with Jagger

[Blott]

Hate him, and no he isn't.

[AtomicDog]

Hate him, and no he isn't.

Please tell Me about 'working class' heroes, you know one's you look up to?
Benn, Skinner, Scargill.

Don't sit and wave a wand about what people should do.

Stand up and be counted.

You ain't Ghandi or Marvin Gaye.

I do like the cut of your jib.

But sometimes it's tiresome.

My Mother did work at John Collier too, on saltwells rd.

I think sometimes you just try to push things too hard.

Sometimes you sound like that 'Matty' c**t

It's not an offensive comment, but when this place turns into people bleating about this n that, telling Me things I don't know.
After all you've got 'so called' people from My town making someone who has suffered a massive personal grief, then someone who has clubbed together, to empathize about that, done something about it, local Lad?

Let's quit all the bollocks eh, look at the bigger picture.

If the truth be known I bet you are a nice Man.

That's all I'm saying.
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I'll be off
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[AtomicDog]

Hate him, and no he isn't.

Please tell Me about 'working class' heroes, you know one's you look up to?
Benn, Skinner, Scargill.

Don't sit and wave a wand about what people should do.

Stand up and be counted.

You ain't Ghandi or Marvin Gaye.

I do like the cut of your jib.

But sometimes it's tiresome.

My Mother did work at John Collier too, on saltwells rd.

I think sometimes you just try to push things too hard.

Sometimes you sound like that 'Matty' c**t

It's not an offensive comment, but when this place turns into people bleating about this n that, telling Me things I don't know. . . . I'll be off
After all you've got 'so called' people from My town making someone who has suffered a massive personal grief, then someone who has clubbed together, to empathize about that, done something about it, local Lad?

Let's quit all the bollocks eh, look at the bigger picture.

If the truth be known I bet you are a nice Man.

That's all I'm saying.
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I'll be off
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[Blott]

Your mam would deffo know my mam.  They all did the same run of jobs.

Dannimac, GEC and John Collier.

[BoroRedKen]

Was Colliers up Guisborough way?

And Dannimac. Every female in Dormo worked there.

[Blott]

Was Colliers up Guisborough way?

And Dannimac. Every female in Dormo worked there.

no on Saltwells Road, it's housing now.

But you are right there was a factory in Guisborough.  My head will be in bits now.

[BoroRedKen]

Was Colliers up Guisborough way?

And Dannimac. Every female in Dormo worked there.

no on Saltwells Road, it's housing now.

But you are right there was a factory in Guisborough.  My head will be in bits now.

I just recall a lot of women mentioning about a factory up here.

[Blott]

Was Colliers up Guisborough way?

And Dannimac. Every female in Dormo worked there.

no on Saltwells Road, it's housing now.

But you are right there was a factory in Guisborough.  My head will be in bits now.

I had to Google it, I would not have slept.


It was Burtons

[BoroRedKen]

 

[AtomicDog]

Was Colliers up Guisborough way?

And Dannimac. Every female in Dormo worked there.

no on Saltwells Road, it's housing now.

But you are right there was a factory in Guisborough.  My head will be in bits now.

Do Me one favour rite a massive one.

Google this song, about what's it's all about too.

Then explain to Me why it meant so much too a 'White' kid in Boro, you know, at school, singing this about you're 'Friend's?

The internet is your friend.

You know a better one?

I've been out and about met a Man outside a boozer,  having a fag (not that type) ex force's, in the Falklands, spends his life in dog rescue now.

Bought him a triple vodka and orange, cos I'm flash.

Offered Me a drink back.

A person that works in animal rescue is a hero to Me.

But a Man who has laid his Life down, is just surreal.

Dressed very dapper too, suited, you would have loved Him.

The treble I bought him 99% on here would have bought him quadruple.

Maybe that's why I come on here.

It ain't about he's hard, she's a slag. It's nice people.

If they ain't here, I'll leave.

Don't give a f**k if I'm missed either.
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[AtomicDog]

I'm all for the learning things in life.

But too cute for people trying to tell Me something I don't know.

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[BoroRedKen]

The music is top notch tonight Dog.

 :highfive:

[Reidydog]

Blazing Saddles
Young Frankenstein
Step Brothers
Anchorman

[Smoggers51]

Your mam would deffo know my mam.  They all did the same run of jobs.

Dannimac, GEC and John Collier.

Just a little aside note when I was serving my time as an Hydraulic Pipe Fitter we used to go into Danimac and John Colliers to overhaul and repair the Industrial size sewing machines, The lasses used to give us a dogs life , touching us up and some of the comments used to be hilarious. A few of the sensitive lads refused to attend breakdown calls there but I always enjoyed it😂😂

[tunstall]

Your mam would deffo know my mam.  They all did the same run of jobs.

Dannimac, GEC and John Collier.

Just a little aside note when I was serving my time as an Hydraulic Pipe Fitter we used to go into Danimac and John Colliers to overhaul and repair the Industrial size sewing machines, The lasses used to give us a dogs life , touching us up and some of the comments used to be hilarious. A few of the sensitive lads refused to attend breakdown calls there but I always enjoyed it😂😂

Sexist.

Reported.

[Nosmo-King]

There was a factory in Guisborough - commonly known as the Shirt Factory. Best way to describe the location - about opposite the Shell garage on the outskirts of town.

Stand to be corrected- I thought it was for Burtons! Could be wrong

[Blott]

There was a factory in Guisborough - commonly known as the Shirt Factory. Best way to describe the location - about opposite the Shell garage on the outskirts of town.

Stand to be corrected- I thought it was for Burtons! Could be wrong

see above, wink.


I can never remember the name of the pub on the other corner.

[Sir Digby]

Make sure you turn it up to 11 when you watch it

[Sir Digby]