Has Thunder flounced again?

[RiversideRifle]

MIA almost 48 hours. Cunts fucking flounced again hasn't he 

[tunstall]

Probably had three pints on Friday and had to have his stomach pumped

[RiversideRifle]

Probably had three pints on Friday and had to have his stomach pumped

    

[BoroRedKen]

Even i dont contact JT from Friday evening til Monday mornings. He will tucked up in a gutter somewhere.

People on their way to work on 6 till 2 give him a boot to wake him up for graft.........

[Sir Digby]

Probably had three pints on Friday and had to have his stomach pumped

Three pints of what the Marc Almond cunt?

 

[BoroRedKen]

There will be a Thunder clap of great magnitude when he reads these in the morning!



"Ye Cunts"!!.....

  

[fukyu]

I Think he's away for a few days. :carrick2:

[BoroRedKen]

# MY JOHNNY LAYS OVER THE OCEAN #

# MY JOHNNY LAYS OVER THE SEA #

# MY JOHNNY LAYS IN THE GUTTER #

#'COS HE HAD TOO MUCH WHISKEY FOR TEA #..........



Aw i just want to squeeze Johnny like a little kitten sometimes!

  

[Johnny Thunder]

Fuck off ye cunts.






I've been to that London place visiting my Daughter.























YE CUNTS.

[BoroRedKen]

    

[BoroRedKen]

I've been to that London place visiting my Daughter.

Get stabbed up or mugged enough?....

[Johnny Thunder]

Got away with it this weekend.




 





There was an 'incident' on the train home like.







 

[fukyu]

Got away with it this weekend.




 





There was an 'incident' on the train home like.







 

You been exposing yourself..again.

[Johnny Thunder]

I'll tell the story later when I have time to type it.






 

[Johnny Thunder]

Right, here we go.




Had a fuckin class weekend in London. Lots of lovely food and drink.
A couple of stunning, aged Cuban cigars.
Friday, had an afternoon around Farringdon and Holborn.
Beautiful pasta dish with a bottle of Riesling to finish the day off.
Saturday saw us head to Hyde Park and a few drinks with a cigar by the Serpentine.
Headed to Brixton for the evening and had a cracking Indian in Khan's.
Sunday we spent in Richmond by the Thames.
Evening was a lovely meal in Nonna Selena Pizzeria on Russel Square with an amazing grilled Sea Bream and a bottle of Chianti.
Monday lunchtime was a couple of beers and a sharing platter of sourdough bread with balsamic and olive oil, whitebait, bruschetta and salad.


Then we got on the train.




 




Everything was going great. Left on time, first class was not full, the meal was delicious.


About ten minutes before York, I got this growl in my guts.
You know the type. The one that is definitely not hunger.






I just thought "fuck me I need a shite right now".


Walked to the trap at my end of the carriage and the line was five deep.
(fuckin cattle class shitcunts using the first class head).

Walked to the other end of the carriage and there was someone on the bog and a bewer waiting outside.
"That's no sweat. I can wait that long", I thought.

Gadge came straight out and the bewer went in.

She was quick too. I was fuckin happy.

Then the fuckin maintenance light came on and the doors would not close.
The fuckin bog had locked down. I looked to the end carriage.
You know, the small end one of first class that has about twenty seats in it.
Most of them could probably see me.

I knew then that I had two choices.


Squat and have a shite in front of the people in the carriage, or try to make it back to the other bog.



It was really OK though because I didn't have to make that decision.


I just absolutely emptied the weekend into my boxers and jeans.



     




I calmly walked back to my seat and collected my case and continued to the other bog.
Waited patiently in line, stinking of shite, and entered when it was my turn.




Fuck me. I've never had to deal with fuck all like that in my life.
It was even in my fuckin boots.


We were past Northallerton by the time I had sorted myself out.

Them 6" x 3" sinks are bad enough for washing your hands.
In my experience, you are wasting your time trying to get a fuckin bath in one.









             

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

Take these twice a day until your shit firms up again

[BoroRedKen]

    

[RiversideRifle]

Fucking hell 

[Johnny Thunder]

[BoroRedKen]

"The 10.30 train will be stopping at High Wycombe, Doncaster and Burtons so shittypants can buy some new keks!"

Bing Bong......


  

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[tunstall]

Not surprised you had the Brad's after eating all that shite

[Johnny Thunder]

Yes I agree tunny lad.






The whitebait was probably a little too much.





 

[RiversideRifle]

Did yer not shit all weekend? I'm a 5 a day kinda bloke

[Johnny Thunder]

Regular as fuck. I had two good ones on Monday morning too.