Lions

[RiversideRifle]

[Poolielad]

Are you at Flamingoland mate 

[New Division]

Black ops job in Edinburgh zoo 

[BoroRedKen]

Must be incredible to see them in the wild.

 

[RiversideRifle]

Stupid cunts 

All sorts out here Ken it's class

[BoroRedKen]

Try and get 1 of a Rhino. Magnificent beasts.
 

[BoroRedKen]

I mean whats not to love?

[BoroRedKen]

Seriously get a Rhino in the wild and you can colour me impressed.
 

If you are struggling i believe theres a bloke OTR who could point you in the right direction.


Granted he knows more about rimming penguins but wildlife is wildlife...................

[RiversideRifle]

Rhinos are proper rare Ken but I'll do my best. Not seen one out here

[Johnny Thunder]

We did a safari in the Tsavo National Park.
Saw pretty much everything except a Rhino.

[TerryCochranesSocks]

I did a Beeline bus trip to Lambton Lion Park.
My gran offered a baboon out - "geroff the fookin bus or I'll knack you"

She was like Biffa Bacon's 'mutha'

I also saw lions. Tired old fuckers they were.

[Clem Fandango]

I've seen mountain lions in the forests over here a couple of times. 

I don't want to see any more of them.

[BoroRedKen]

I've seen mountain lions in the forests over here a couple of times. 

I don't want to see any more of them.

I once knew a gay shepherd who kept mountain goats...................

[BoroRedKen]

Were they lost Clem?
 

[BoroRedKen]

America has mountains in forest regions i see.

I suppose i think of a mountain like in the Alps and not a big grassy knoll thing.

[BoroRedKen]

Get some proper big wild rabbits out my back life.

And some of the rats up here are like Boro rats on steriods.

[BoroRedKen]

I might have rabbit for tea tommorow.

Which is cheaper?

Butchers or pet shop?.....

 

[TerryCochranesSocks]

We have American Mink 'round here.
Horrible bastards

[Hound]

Stupid cunts 

All sorts out here Ken it's class

Racist reported!!! 

[BoroRedKen]

We have American Mink 'round here.
Horrible bastards

They are supposed game as eff aint they?

[BoroRedKen]

Stupid cunts 

All sorts out here Ken it's class

Racist reported!!! 

Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

It was just After Eight.

They got off at Quality Street.

He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

'I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts' he replied.

He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

Soon they were Heart Throbs.

It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!

[BoroRedKen]

Stolen.

[Clem Fandango]

Were they lost Clem?
 

They don't just live on mountain tops.

One was in a local kid's play park.  No deaths reported. 

Also unclear if he went on the swings or not.

[BoroRedKen]

Were they lost Clem?
 

They don't just live on mountain tops.

One was in a local kid's play park.  No deaths reported. 

Also unclear if he went on the swings or not.

They love slides though.

[fukyu]

Were they lost Clem?
 

They don't just live on mountain tops.

One was in a local kid's play park.  No deaths reported. 

Also unclear if he went on the swings or not.

A fucking peadophile mountain lion.