Cash still the king

[erimus74]

All this balloney about cards are the future, we dont need cash its just old hat
I use cash & will till the day comes when its just not available

Scamming carpark meters now with fake barcode stickers

Remember, leave your cards at home & use cash, plus keep people in jobs & banks open

[BoroRedKen]

All this balloney about cards are the future, we dont need cash its just old hat
I use cash & will till the day comes when its just not available

Scamming carpark meters now with fake barcode stickers

Remember, leave your cards at home & use cash, plus keep people in jobs & banks open

I saw something about the barcode thing (dont have a car) about car parks.

So.

Put a q code thing on your fridge. scrape it off into loads of tiny pieces.

Put the pieces in your coat pocket.

Go to a car park you wish to use.

Do not pay.

Empty the bits of sticker from your coat pocket and sprinkle them on the ground in front of the paying machine and take a pic of it.

Go home.

If you get a letter saying you did not pay send the pic in and say i was not taking any chances because you spotted it was a dodgy barcode thing.


For the smartarses shouting "Metadata on the photo"!

Durrrrrr!

Take the picture etc just before you leave the car park!.

NEXT WEEK.

How to avoid paying import tax on ciggies using just an egg and a pint of raspberry sorbet.......

 

[BoroRedKen]

And it must be Sorbet! You cannot use ice cream!

What are we? Animals?........

 

[BoroRedKen]

[borope]

Was in Budapest last week and took a load of their money. Every drink or meal i got they came over with a card machine and seemed shocked i was using cash.

[Clem Fandango]

And it must be Sorbet! You cannot use ice cream!

What are we? Animals?........

 

Sorbet?  You posh cunt.

[erimus74]

Class song & now approriate