TRU DAT!

[BoroRedKen]

Grownups used to say some mad shit in the 70's.

That swan will break your leg.

If you swallow chewing gum it will wrap round your intestines.

If I catch you hitting anybody I'll beat you senseless.

Here's two tickets to Jim'll Fix it.......................


 

[Johnny Thunder]

Put the sugar bowl down. You'll get worms.

[newyddion]

What's for tea?

Shit with sugar on it!

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

IF YOU KEEP WANKING YOU WILL GO BLIND...😁😁😁

WONDERED WHY JOHNNY THUNDER WAS WEARING DARK GLASSES 


KEEP PICKING YER NOSE AND YER HEAD WILL CAVE IN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[TeessideTopgun]

"Square eyes"

[BoroRedKen]

"If the wind changes your face will stay like that"...

[BoroRedKen]

"Shut the fridge door CFCs are causing a hole in the ozone layer"......

[BoroRedKen]

"No its perfectly ok if "Uncle" Bill gets in the bath with you son"........


Just me?.....

[Clem Fandango]

Stop playing with it or it will fall off.

Lies.

[newyddion]

Corporation pop anyone?

[Gingerpig]

Who wants the bath water leaving in !!!!!!  

[BoroRedKen]

"If yer Aunty had balls"..........


Probably bastard true nowadays actually........

[teamboro]

The ice age is coming

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

Don't stand next to the fire you'll get corn beef legs

also

Dont stand outside without socks you'll get chillblains

[newyddion]

Don't stand next to the fire you'll get corn beef legs

also

Dont stand outside without socks you'll get chillblains

If you sit in the cold.. you'll get piles.

Are chilblains not a thing then?

[BoroRedKen]

Chillblains is pretty painful.

I thought it was if you sit on a wall or concrete you would get the farmers?.

"Bike? Bike? Ill give you bike boy".
"Its what i asked for dad"..

Am i getting old? Am i not remembering how things were?
I remember the steelwork strikes. My dad was a "flying picket" (No Newy not dem 1s!). We had nothing for months and months. The other strikers dropped off food parcels and money to us whilst dad was going round the country. But i remember laughter. Friendship. Other woman helping my old dear. Families rallying around. But above all else communities sticking together and all mucking in. (I have a newspaper cutting with a pic of my dad lunging forward and getting stuck into plod on the lines. Could be an auld twat my old fella but i grew up to respect the hell out of him. He would of stood by his young un currently).

Maybe im just "beat". "Battle fatigued". But life is no longer a laugh most times. Im full of hate and anger but so are so many other people for various reasons.
I even undetstand that lot OTR "hate and anger" towards some stuff. Might not agree but i understand it.

It was said earlier.

Nostalgia aint what it used to be! 😁👍

[newyddion]

Chillblains is pretty painful.

I thought it was if you sit on a wall or concrete you would get the farmers?.

"Bike? Bike? Ill give you bike boy".
"Its what i asked for dad"..

Am i getting old? Am i not remembering how things were?
I remember the steelwork strikes. My dad was a "flying picket" (No Newy not dem 1s!). We had nothing for months and months. The other strikers dropped off food parcels and money to us whilst dad was going round the country. But i remember laughter. Friendship. Other woman helping my old dear. Families rallying around. But above all else communities sticking together and all mucking in. (I have a newspaper cutting with a pic of my dad lunging forward and getting stuck into plod on the lines. Could be an auld twat my old fella but i grew up to respect the hell out of him. He would of stood by his young un currently).

Maybe im just "beat". "Battle fatigued". But life is no longer a laugh most times. Im full of hate and anger but so are so many other people for various reasons.
I even undetstand that lot OTR "hate and anger" towards some stuff. Might not agree but i understand it.

It was said earlier.

Nostalgia aint what it used to be! 😁👍

Hate and anger seem to be more prevalent on the only internet.

Everyone is hooked up to it 24/7 and then it seeps out into every day normal life.

Quite a lot of stuff to be angry about I guess.. but you don't have to be.

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

Chillblains is pretty painful.

I thought it was if you sit on a wall or concrete you would get the farmers?.

"Bike? Bike? Ill give you bike boy".
"Its what i asked for dad"..

Am i getting old? Am i not remembering how things were?
I remember the steelwork strikes. My dad was a "flying picket" (No Newy not dem 1s!). We had nothing for months and months. The other strikers dropped off food parcels and money to us whilst dad was going round the country. But i remember laughter. Friendship. Other woman helping my old dear. Families rallying around. But above all else communities sticking together and all mucking in. (I have a newspaper cutting with a pic of my dad lunging forward and getting stuck into plod on the lines. Could be an auld twat my old fella but i grew up to respect the hell out of him. He would of stood by his young un currently).

Maybe im just "beat". "Battle fatigued". But life is no longer a laugh most times. Im full of hate and anger but so are so many other people for various reasons.
I even undetstand that lot OTR "hate and anger" towards some stuff. Might not agree but i understand it.

It was said earlier.

Nostalgia aint what it used to be! 😁👍

Get a dog FFS!

Get out of yourself with him....

[BoroRedKen]

Chillblains is pretty painful.

I thought it was if you sit on a wall or concrete you would get the farmers?.

"Bike? Bike? Ill give you bike boy".
"Its what i asked for dad"..

Am i getting old? Am i not remembering how things were?
I remember the steelwork strikes. My dad was a "flying picket" (No Newy not dem 1s!). We had nothing for months and months. The other strikers dropped off food parcels and money to us whilst dad was going round the country. But i remember laughter. Friendship. Other woman helping my old dear. Families rallying around. But above all else communities sticking together and all mucking in. (I have a newspaper cutting with a pic of my dad lunging forward and getting stuck into plod on the lines. Could be an auld twat my old fella but i grew up to respect the hell out of him. He would of stood by his young un currently).

Maybe im just "beat". "Battle fatigued". But life is no longer a laugh most times. Im full of hate and anger but so are so many other people for various reasons.
I even undetstand that lot OTR "hate and anger" towards some stuff. Might not agree but i understand it.

It was said earlier.

Nostalgia aint what it used to be! 😁👍

Get a dog FFS!

Get out of yourself with him....

I do go out. Im outside with real people as we speak!! 😏👍

[Nosmo-King]

The word Magic, or Magic our Maurice. Words uttered by Bill Maynard in his role of Selwyn Froggitt....

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

Chillblains is pretty painful.

I thought it was if you sit on a wall or concrete you would get the farmers?.

"Bike? Bike? Ill give you bike boy".
"Its what i asked for dad"..

Am i getting old? Am i not remembering how things were?
I remember the steelwork strikes. My dad was a "flying picket" (No Newy not dem 1s!). We had nothing for months and months. The other strikers dropped off food parcels and money to us whilst dad was going round the country. But i remember laughter. Friendship. Other woman helping my old dear. Families rallying around. But above all else communities sticking together and all mucking in. (I have a newspaper cutting with a pic of my dad lunging forward and getting stuck into plod on the lines. Could be an auld twat my old fella but i grew up to respect the hell out of him. He would of stood by his young un currently).

Maybe im just "beat". "Battle fatigued". But life is no longer a laugh most times. Im full of hate and anger but so are so many other people for various reasons.
I even undetstand that lot OTR "hate and anger" towards some stuff. Might not agree but i understand it.

It was said earlier.

Nostalgia aint what it used to be! 😁👍

Get a dog FFS!

Get out of yourself with him....

I do go out. Im outside with real people as we speak!! 😏👍

People are largely unreliable - dogs are fucking great!

 

[BoroRedKen]

I really want a dog tbh.

But at the moment im not in the right place mentally or financially.

By the summer....