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Started by spottygiraffe (Moderator), September 04, 2024, 06:51:56 PM

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Ayton Mews

Fucking pile of rostis for breakfast. Fat yank cunt

:rudi:

Clem Fandango

Quote from: Ayton Mews on September 04, 2024, 08:34:05 PMFucking pile of rostis for breakfast. Fat yank cunt

:rudi:
US Breakfast Quiz Question:  What was ketchup originally known as?

Clue: The answer fits in the sentence "BUMTWAT often likes "XXXX" his bumhole".

Clem Fandango

Answer to original question - breakfast at Tomahawk Acklam Hall was pretty good.

LG1660

Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 04, 2024, 07:27:54 PMCan't beat a brunch in the Sjt's mess on a Saturday or Sunday costs £2.54 if you have the lot below.

2 bacon
2 sausage
2 hash
Beans
Ad much toast as you want
Tomatoe
2 black pudding
Filter coffee
Tea
Cereal
Fresh fruit
Yoghurt

How things have changed since I was in. "One fukin sausage cunty bollox" was a regular verse heard from ACC in the cookhouse

RiversideRifle

Quote from: LG1660 on September 04, 2024, 08:53:49 PM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 04, 2024, 07:27:54 PMCan't beat a brunch in the Sjt's mess on a Saturday or Sunday costs £2.54 if you have the lot below.

2 bacon
2 sausage
2 hash
Beans
Ad much toast as you want
Tomatoe
2 black pudding
Filter coffee
Tea
Cereal
Fresh fruit
Yoghurt

How things have changed since I was in. "One fukin sausage cunty bollox" was a regular verse heard from ACC in the cookhouse

You just pay per item now mate it's all ran by civvis these days. A core meal doesn't exist anymore.
UTB

Reidydog

Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 04, 2024, 07:27:54 PMCan't beat a brunch in the Sjt's mess on a Saturday or Sunday costs £2.54 if you have the lot below.

2 bacon
2 sausage
2 hash
Beans
Ad much toast as you want
Tomatoe
2 black pudding
Filter coffee
Tea
Cereal
Fresh fruit
Yoghurt

Sgts'  ;)

spottygiraffe (Moderator)

Quote from: Clem Fandango on September 04, 2024, 08:41:49 PMAnswer to original question - breakfast at Tomahawk Acklam Hall was pretty good.

Yeah their food is decent but my god the service has been insanely slow and shit both times I've been.

TMG501

Quote from: Reidydog on September 05, 2024, 07:40:28 AM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 04, 2024, 07:27:54 PMCan't beat a brunch in the Sjt's mess on a Saturday or Sunday costs £2.54 if you have the lot below.

2 bacon
2 sausage
2 hash
Beans
Ad much toast as you want
Tomatoe
2 black pudding
Filter coffee
Tea
Cereal
Fresh fruit
Yoghurt

Sgts'  ;)

Beat me to it Reidydog. A member of Armed Forces and doesn't know the abbreviation for Sergeant?
It's What's In The Groove That Counts

TeessideTopgun

Off to Acklam Hall in an hour , big question is do I go standard or big boy ??

spottygiraffe (Moderator)

Quote from: TeessideTopgun on September 05, 2024, 08:38:00 AMOff to Acklam Hall in an hour , big question is do I go standard or big boy ??

Go hard or go home!!!

Send breakky pics

RiversideRifle

Quote from: Reidydog on September 05, 2024, 07:40:28 AM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 04, 2024, 07:27:54 PMCan't beat a brunch in the Sjt's mess on a Saturday or Sunday costs £2.54 if you have the lot below.

2 bacon
2 sausage
2 hash
Beans
Ad much toast as you want
Tomatoe
2 black pudding
Filter coffee
Tea
Cereal
Fresh fruit
Yoghurt

Sgts'  ;)

Dont be like that reidy ya redcoat  :rudi:
UTB

TeessideTopgun

Quote from: spottygiraffe (Moderator) on September 05, 2024, 09:05:39 AM
Quote from: TeessideTopgun on September 05, 2024, 08:38:00 AMOff to Acklam Hall in an hour , big question is do I go standard or big boy ??

Go hard or go home!!!

Send breakky pics
Shape up or ship out 😂

Roger 📸

TeessideTopgun




Went Hard and went home 😂
Eggs a touch well done for me and prefer tinned toms on a breckie, solid 8/10

Not a patch on our resident gastronomic masters homemade effort mind , so all round to Lidds when/if he comes back from the land of smiles

UTB 👍

spottygiraffe (Moderator)

@TeessideTopgun

No idea what that first thing is but it looks delicious.

Agreed can't beat tinned tomatoes!!

That black pudding looks lovely too

TeessideTopgun


fukyu

Quote from: TeessideTopgun on September 05, 2024, 10:54:40 AM


Went Hard and went home 😂
Eggs a touch well done for me and prefer tinned toms on a breckie, solid 8/10

Not a patch on our resident gastronomic masters homemade effort mind , so all round to Lidds when/if he comes back from the land of smiles

UTB 👍
That look bang average, :carrick3:

Ayton Mews

That beef brisket hash brown looks class 👍🏻👍🏻

TerryCochranesSocks

Quote from: TMG501 on September 05, 2024, 08:03:35 AM
Quote from: Reidydog on September 05, 2024, 07:40:28 AM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 04, 2024, 07:27:54 PMCan't beat a brunch in the Sjt's mess on a Saturday or Sunday costs £2.54 if you have the lot below.

2 bacon
2 sausage
2 hash
Beans
Ad much toast as you want
Tomatoe
2 black pudding
Filter coffee
Tea
Cereal
Fresh fruit
Yoghurt

Sgts'  ;)

Beat me to it Reidydog. A member of Armed Forces and doesn't know the abbreviation for Sergeant?

Or how to spell tomato

TeessideTopgun

Quote from: Ayton Mews on September 05, 2024, 12:36:31 PMThat beef brisket hash brown looks class 👍🏻👍🏻

Wife said it was 👍

Reidydog

Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 05, 2024, 09:08:18 AM
Quote from: Reidydog on September 05, 2024, 07:40:28 AM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on September 04, 2024, 07:27:54 PMCan't beat a brunch in the Sjt's mess on a Saturday or Sunday costs £2.54 if you have the lot below.

2 bacon
2 sausage
2 hash
Beans
Ad much toast as you want
Tomatoe
2 black pudding
Filter coffee
Tea
Cereal
Fresh fruit
Yoghurt

Sgts'  ;)

Dont be like that reidy ya redcoat  :rudi:

Sorry mate. That's why I went REME and not Infantry lol

ZiEgE

I haven't had a "full english" in well over a decade.

Beans make sick, literally. Most places you go the sausage is cheap and nasty. Same as the bacon.

Eggs Benedict for me, or scrambled egg on sourdough with some grilled tomatoes.


redpete

Quote from: TeessideTopgun on September 05, 2024, 10:54:40 AM


Went Hard and went home 😂
Eggs a touch well done for me and prefer tinned toms on a breckie, solid 8/10

Not a patch on our resident gastronomic masters homemade effort mind , so all round to Lidds when/if he comes back from the land of smiles

UTB 👍

The tomatoes have been cut wrong anyway.You should cut them horizontally not vertically and you remove the stork part and score the bottom.

Geoff_B

I had tomahawk breakfast at Saltburn and it was very poor. Sausages were rank... the fat on that bacon doesn't look cooked enough.

spottygiraffe (Moderator)

Quote from: Geoff_B on September 05, 2024, 03:38:19 PMI had tomahawk breakfast at Saltburn and it was very poor. Sausages were rank... the fat on that bacon doesn't look cooked enough.

Cremated fat only ✅

Francks left peg

Quote from: TeessideTopgun on September 05, 2024, 10:54:40 AM


Went Hard and went home 😂
Eggs a touch well done for me and prefer tinned toms on a breckie, solid 8/10

Not a patch on our resident gastronomic masters homemade effort mind , so all round to Lidds when/if he comes back from the land of smiles

UTB 👍

I would have asked them to cook the bacon like!