Black Adder

[BoroRedKen]

Thought this was going to be about Edmund/Rowan.

Beauty that.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

*Some of the above is made up.

# SHOCK SHOCK HORROR HORROR #

Very clever Wingy 😏

[BoroRedKen]

I see and play with Melts (Melter) everyday.

Melts is 1 of these. Beautiful big boy. And arrogant as fuck!! ❤😅👍

[Artie Fufkin]

83kg!!! Bugger me, when I hit 79kg I started efforts to lose weight

Down to 74.5kg since May if anyone is arsed

What's your height?

I'm too short for my weight 😁

5'8"

[BoroRedKen]

83kg!!! Bugger me, when I hit 79kg I started efforts to lose weight

Down to 74.5kg since May if anyone is arsed

What's your height?

I'm too short for my weight 😁

5'8"

Awwww. Ickle fella!.
😅👍

[BoroRedKen]

And whats with this kg bollocks?

Stones and lbs.

Bloody Brexit.......

[BoroRedKen]

6'1/2". 16 stone. Which is 101kg!

You bantamweights!!....
😅

[fukyu]

Well there's a baldick on here to match it..

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

I've Seen people wiping dogs arses straight after the dog squeezes one out , specially long haired dogs like this fella.

Once seen never forgotten I was like

 

My dog, if she is under the weather takes a shite by the back door if I'm out and she is left alone. It may happen about twice a year, just one of them things. It doesn't bother me picking her firm nuggets off the ground when we are out walking, but the ones indoors, the sloppy reeking slurry, knocks me fucking sick. I'm heaving like fuck, eyes streaming with tears of despair with every scoop. Typing this is making me bandy.

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Wouldn't have liked to have fed him for a month 

He probably had to buy it live cows and chickens to scoff

We fed him a raw diet, the pre-mixed stuff (same as Reg is on) but once a week I would give him a lamb spine and ribcage from the butcher.
Bear was standing in the side garden holding the lamb carcass in his mouth a swinging it about tossing his head around the first day our new postman came and I could see this bloke was staring in disbelief at the sight in front of him. I nipped out the front door and said to him
"Hey, you haven't seen a little kiddie up the lane have you? He was outside with the dog half an hour ago."

The postie just pointed at Bear with his mouth wide open and started babbling "B..b..b..but the dog's got..."

"Only messing mate, that's a lamb carcass I gave him, that our post is it?"

We laugh about it now but he didn't speak to me for years.

[Clem Fandango]

 

[Blott]

A lad in Normandy had snakes, one went missing. About a month later it popped it's head out beside next doors gas fire.


The neighbours wife knock on his door and said we have found the snake. It never phased her.