Black Adder

[TerryCochranesSocks]

I just nearly stood on one of these buggers in Allerthorpe Woods!!
Nearly shat!!

[tonyangelino]

Fuck that, hate snakes, poisonous or not.

[Westlane_rightwinger]

Thought this was going to be about Edmund/Rowan.

Beauty that.

The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

*Some of the above is made up.

[TerryCochranesSocks]

I should point out that the photo is not mine. I found a similar looking one on the interweb.
I thought it was dead at first so gave it a nudge with my boot, when it moved I shat myself and backed off as it slithered into the scrub. My Irish Terrier Reg was totally fucking oblivious to a fat snake about two foot from him!

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Kill your dog them ones Terry, I would be cautious mate

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Reg would knee cap it and then burn it's house down - he's an Irish Terrierist

[TerryCochranesSocks]

There are signs at the entrance to the woods informing you what to do if your dog is bitten by an adder.
I first saw them when I had Bear, my Leonberger who weighed in at a healthy 83kg !!

The advice was that you should keep your dog calm and carry it back to your vehicle and then seek medical attention at the local vets who hold the anti-venom.

I thought that if I carried Bear back to my van it'd be me that needed medical attention.


This was Bear..

[tunstall]

Did he shit in the woods?

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Oh yes.

[tunstall]

83kg is some size like

Heavier than a Liddle fry up

[TerryCochranesSocks]

83kg is some size like

Heavier than a Liddle fry up

He was one of a litter of only 2 pups, he was the smaller one. The other one died at 10 weeks.
Bear lived to 6 and a half years old. He was about 40% bigger than Leonbergers are meant to be. A show stopper when walking him anywhere and we gave him a happy (pampered) life. Losing him so young finished me for giant breeds though.

[RiversideRifle]

Off to Kenya for 3 month in September to December. Some right cunts out there black mambas and shit fucking honking creatures

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Off to Kenya for 3 month in September to December. Some right cunts out there black mambas and shit fucking honking creatures

My sister did a tour out there when in the army, she loved it, it literally was a holiday camp she stayed in. Enjoy.

[RiversideRifle]

Off to Kenya for 3 month in September to December. Some right cunts out there black mambas and shit fucking honking creatures

My sister did a tour out there when in the army, she loved it, it literally was a holiday camp she stayed in. Enjoy.

It will be my 8th time. I'll be out in the wilderness for most of it. It's pretty good though you get to be amongst some cool animals but everything wants to either kill you or eat you 🤣

[ZiEgE]

There are signs at the entrance to the woods informing you what to do if your dog is bitten by an adder.
I first saw them when I had Bear, my Leonberger who weighed in at a healthy 83kg !!

The advice was that you should keep your dog calm and carry it back to your vehicle and then seek medical attention at the local vets who hold the anti-venom.

I thought that if I carried Bear back to my van it'd be me that needed medical attention.


This was Bear..

I can see where he got his name. Beast of a dog.

[RiversideRifle]

There are signs at the entrance to the woods informing you what to do if your dog is bitten by an adder.
I first saw them when I had Bear, my Leonberger who weighed in at a healthy 83kg !!

The advice was that you should keep your dog calm and carry it back to your vehicle and then seek medical attention at the local vets who hold the anti-venom.

I thought that if I carried Bear back to my van it'd be me that needed medical attention.


This was Bear..

Beauty that

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Wouldn't have liked to have fed him for a month 

[RiversideRifle]

Wouldn't have liked to have fed him for a month 

He probably had to buy it live cows and chickens to scoff

[Artie Fufkin]

83kg!!! Bugger me, when I hit 79kg I started efforts to lose weight

Down to 74.5kg since May if anyone is arsed

[RiversideRifle]

83kg!!! Bugger me, when I hit 79kg I started efforts to lose weight

Down to 74.5kg since May if anyone is arsed

Great effort mate I haven't been 79kg since I was 12 🤣 when I was 16 and going through training I was built like a rake and I was still 93kg

[Gingerpig]

I should point out that the photo is not mine. I found a similar looking one on the interweb.
I thought it was dead at first so gave it a nudge with my boot, when it moved I shat myself and backed off as it slithered into the scrub. My Irish Terrier Reg was totally fucking oblivious to a fat snake about two foot from him!

Reg prob thought .......its a fkin snake yer tart , i just asked it " whoyerfkin looking at like"

job done


Reg prob

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

83kg!!! Bugger me, when I hit 79kg I started efforts to lose weight

Down to 74.5kg since May if anyone is arsed

What's your height?

[Clem Fandango]

Wouldn't have liked to have fed him for a month 

Imagine picking up his turds.  You'd need a wheelbarrow.   

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Wouldn't have liked to have fed him for a month 

Imagine picking up his turds.  You'd need a wheelbarrow.   

Regular poop bags wouldn't do the job, you'd need Tesco for life bags

[In With the Lurpak]

I've Seen people wiping dogs arses straight after the dog squeezes one out , specially long haired dogs like this fella.

Once seen never forgotten I was like