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Started by BoroRedKen, August 06, 2024, 02:07:03 PM

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Blott

This made me smile

The wife of a jailed 'McMafia' banker has agreed to give up a golf club in Ascot and a £14million Knightsbridge mansion following an investigation into fraud and embezzlement.

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Blott on August 06, 2024, 02:19:23 PMThis made me smile

The wife of a jailed 'McMafia' banker has agreed to give up a golf club in Ascot and a £14million Knightsbridge mansion following an investigation into fraud and embezzlement.

Must be a 9 iron made of gold, diamonds and platinum............

Blott

Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 02:21:08 PM
Quote from: Blott on August 06, 2024, 02:19:23 PMThis made me smile

The wife of a jailed 'McMafia' banker has agreed to give up a golf club in Ascot and a £14million Knightsbridge mansion following an investigation into fraud and embezzlement.

Must be a 9 iron made of gold, diamonds and platinum............
I think they are next. Hopefully.

BoroRedKen

Ya dopey twonk!

Do you think "McMafia" getting mentioned they meant "A Scot" and not "Ascot"??.....


:leo:  :wry:



Blott

It was based on the real event.


Have you read anything on Encrochat? It's brilliant stuff initiated by the French. The big lads are terrified.

BoroRedKen

I read that they got an "ethical hacker" in to crack Encrochat.

I hope it was all a bit Mission Impossible crossed with The Matrix!.

 :alf:

fukyu

Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 02:07:03 PMhttps://x.com/steonthesea/status/1820776577799492000
I know you mean the play on words but it's a terrible and tragic story,can't see the humour in it.

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

DID IT HAVE A LACOSTE TRAVEL BAG WITH IT  :leo:  :rudi:  :sid:  :ray:  :supremeleader: 🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

Blott

Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 02:38:42 PMI read that they got an "ethical hacker" in to crack Encrochat.

I hope it was all a bit Mission Impossible crossed with The Matrix!.

 :alf:
the BBC podcast I listened to is brilliant.

Basically the French broke into it by adding a fix to the software. The dosy bstrds who used it at £1700 every 4 months added the fix.

They all used false names such as Puddinghead. Then went onto sending photos of Thier kids and the Fish and Chip shop they went to. they used it like WhatsApp.


The French only told upto 3 police in any country. They trusted no one.

Highly recommended

Gingerpig

Quote from: Blott on August 06, 2024, 03:07:35 PM
Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 02:38:42 PMI read that they got an "ethical hacker" in to crack Encrochat.

I hope it was all a bit Mission Impossible crossed with The Matrix!.

 :alf:
the BBC podcast I listened to is brilliant.

Basically the French broke into it by adding a fix to the software. The dosy bstrds who used it at £1700 every 4 months added the fix.

They all used false names such as Puddinghead. Then went onto sending photos of Thier kids and the Fish and Chip shop they went to. they used it like WhatsApp.


The French only told upto 3 police in any country. They trusted no one.

Highly recommended



Was a superb podcast  that one

BoroRedKen

I dont have a foggy about podcasts.

Where will i find it? Then do i download it then just listen to it?

 :pd:

BoroRedKen


BoroRedKen

Nearly went with "Chillax" but i would of deserved a throat punch for that!

 :alf: 

fukyu

Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 05:02:10 PMNearly went with "Chillax" but i would of deserved a throat punch for that!

 :alf: 
I read the story it was horrific.

BoroRedKen

Quote from: fukyu on August 06, 2024, 05:14:08 PM
Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 05:02:10 PMNearly went with "Chillax" but i would of deserved a throat punch for that!

 :alf: 
I read the story it was horrific.

Fuck me im now Crocophobic!
And im no David Attenbourgh but i reckon 9.5/10 times a croc wins.

Us humans encroached on their habitat 1st.


Blott

Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 04:56:27 PMI dont have a foggy about podcasts.

Where will i find it? Then do i download it then just listen to it?

 :pd:
it's on BBC I sounds.

Nosmo-King

3 deaths to crocs in dear old Oz this year.....

Hound

Quote from: Nosmo-King on August 06, 2024, 06:19:20 PM3 deaths to crocs in dear old Oz this year.....

Don't let Newy know that,
He'll be along soon in his pink T-shirt

spottygiraffe (Moderator)

Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 02:38:42 PMI read that they got an "ethical hacker" in to crack Encrochat.

I hope it was all a bit Mission Impossible crossed with The Matrix!.

 :alf:

As someone who works in cyber security, it was probably more like that episode of South Park where they play World of Warcraft in the basement


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BoroRedKen

Nah SG. Thats the backroom of RedRoar!

 :alf:

spottygiraffe (Moderator)

Quote from: BoroRedKen on August 06, 2024, 08:10:44 PMNah SG. Thats the backroom of RedRoar!

 :alf:

😂😂😂

Johnny Thunder

Hmmmmm. 14 year old working in cyber security.






I've been tucked up like a fuckin teddy bear.





 :rav:








 :rudi:

spottygiraffe (Moderator)

Quote from: Johnny Thunder on August 07, 2024, 09:22:57 AMHmmmmm. 14 year old working in cyber security.






I've been tucked up like a fuckin teddy bear.





 :rav:








 :rudi:

Hahahah surely you didn't believe I was 14

BoroRedKen

This young un stitches Johnny up within days!

"They said it could not be done!!"

I bow to your work SG!

 :leo:  :sid: