Chinese takeaway I got last night!!!

[Poolielad]

Got a Chinese take out last night and as I got in the car I heard the bag rustle, so I looked over and saw a pair of eyes looking out of the top of bag at me , then disappear back inside . I was so scared I nearly shit myself , I looked again saw the eyes looking at me then disappear again , I ran back into the shop with the bag and I asked a Chinese guy what the hell was going on , he said "you no worry it Peking duck .  

[TMG501]

Have you pinched Kens' book of shit jokes?   

[Hound]

I used to go out with a Chinese lass,
We were laid in bed one night and I said,
I fancy a 69,
She said well you can go downstairs and cook the fucker yourself.

[Ayton Mews]

I used to go out with a Chinese lass,
We were laid in bed one night and I said,
I fancy a 69,
She said well you can go downstairs and cook the fucker yourself.

 

[Poolielad]

Have you pinched Kens' book of shit jokes?   

I think a couple of others have as well

[Hound]

 

[BoroRedKen]

Which is the odd number out in this sequence?

1,3,5,6,7.






















Its 3.
You get fried rice with the others!!....

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

FUCKING HELL POOLIELAD...THAT FUCKING JOKE IS OLDER THAN THE FIRST TIME POOLS EVER WON OUT 

MY IPTV SMARTERS FINISHES ON AUGUST 9TH AND I'M HOME ON THE 2ND SO YOU BEST GET YER FINGER OUT KIDDA 💪💪💪

[Poolielad]

D

FUCKING HELL POOLIELAD...THAT FUCKING JOKE IS OLDER THAN THE FIRST TIME POOLS EVER WON OUT 

MY IPTV SMARTERS FINISHES ON AUGUST 9TH AND I'M HOME ON THE 2ND SO YOU BEST GET YER FINGER OUT KIDDA 💪💪💪

Daf fucin cun