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This opening ceremony

Started by Artie Fufkin, July 26, 2024, 06:57:36 PM

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Artie Fufkin

Is worse than the Glasgow commonwealth games with their giant dancing tunnocks teacakes!

They might as well have put Bahrain in a fucking pedalo

Nil points Paris, looks amateur at best

fukyu

The opera singer with the big slangers the best so far, don't know what she sang I had the sound down. :thrapp:

Too Much Perspective

They should have got Vanessa Paradis involved. The best thing ever to come out of France. 

Nosmo-King


fukyu

Quote from: Too Much Perspective on July 26, 2024, 07:31:09 PMThey should have got Vanessa Paradis involved. The best thing ever to come out of France. 
To be fair to the frogs they have some cracking bints.. :buck:

TeessideTopgun

Shoite !!!

London 2012 has nothing to worry about

Artie Fufkin

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They've chucked the 4 folks from Eswatini in a tin bath tub and pushed them off. From a land locked country they'll struggle if it goes tits up in this weather

Redsteel (Moderator)

Showing the countries going past in proper shit boats, sharing as well  :unbelievable:

Eswatini might as well had an inflatable tanning bed

Artie Fufkin

It's like yesterday afternoon the organisers ran round Paris going "ere mate, you got a boat I can borrow for a couple of hours Friday afty? I'll chuck you a bit of garlic and some plonk"

fukyu

Quote from: Artie Fufkin on July 26, 2024, 07:40:05 PMThey've chucked the 4 folks from Eswatini in a tin bath tub and pushed them off. From a land locked country they'll struggle if it goes tits up in this weather
They've probably fucked off to Calais in it, :cloughy:

TeessideTopgun

Turned it off , was bad , very bad Zzzzz

Redsteel (Moderator)

Awful cheap opening ceremony, full of ginger beers and blokes pretending to be women. I turned off when the smurf with a ginger beard came on and had a freak show lined up behind him. What this has to do with a sports event ffs

In With the Lurpak

Number 1 has just mentioned it . Said there was a 6 foot bloke with a beard dancing about in a dress also a dash of lippy  :rav:

Sounds like a evening  Neil Cleasby would be front row tickets waving his little EU / Rainbow flag about 

In With the Lurpak

If it's not obvious by now they are on full conditioning of the mind mode . Or in my words ramming this perverted shite down everyone's throats at every opportunity .

For all those who refuse to see


AtomicDog

They'll only ever be one Ceremony . . .




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Why must I feel like that . . . Why must I chase the 🐈

fukyu

Quote from: AtomicDog on July 26, 2024, 09:51:23 PMThey'll only ever be one Ceremony . . .




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:carrick4:  :leo3:
Radiohead's version is pretty good.

AtomicDog

Y'all be careful out there . . .
Ya know what I'm saying?






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Bud Wiser

A perfect excuse to link the greatest song the 1980s had to offer...



SAMMY AMEOBI - CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT PLEASE

Ayton Mews

Our 2012 opening ceremony was fucking class 👍🏻👍🏻

Ayton Mews

Quote from: In With the Lurpak on July 26, 2024, 09:39:08 PMNumber 1 has just mentioned it . Said there was a 6 foot bloke with a beard dancing about in a dress also a dash of lippy  :rav:

Sounds like a evening  Neil Cleasby would be front row tickets waving his little EU / Rainbow flag about 



A dozen Bangladeshis going past on a boat as well. I bet you flipped your lid

 :rudi:

Redsteel (Moderator)

Quote from: Ayton Mews on July 27, 2024, 10:41:04 AMOur 2012 opening ceremony was fucking class 👍🏻👍🏻

The best by far. The one I witnessed last night was utter shite, filled with sick perverts who have no business being involved in a sports event.

Ayton Mews

Quote from: Redsteel (Moderator) on July 27, 2024, 11:30:47 AM
Quote from: Ayton Mews on July 27, 2024, 10:41:04 AMOur 2012 opening ceremony was fucking class 👍🏻👍🏻

The best by far. The one I witnessed last night was utter shite, filled with sick perverts who have no business being involved in a sports event.



And that's just the gymnastics coaches

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erimus74

Well a total washout & 100% got what they deserved, just keep it simple

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Ayton Mews on July 27, 2024, 11:23:26 AM
Quote from: In With the Lurpak on July 26, 2024, 09:39:08 PMNumber 1 has just mentioned it . Said there was a 6 foot bloke with a beard dancing about in a dress also a dash of lippy  :rav:

Sounds like a evening  Neil Cleasby would be front row tickets waving his little EU / Rainbow flag about 



A dozen Bangladeshis going past on a boat as well. I bet you flipped your lid

 :rudi:

They never stopped. Currently in Southend.....

Ayton Mews