Lets get metrosexual!

BoroRedKen · July 12, 2024, 08:36:34 AM

Always use Diesel or Beckham aftershave but have ran out of both.

Want to try something new. Any recommendations?

fukyu · July 12, 2024, 08:38:02 AM

Brut 33,£4.99 in home bargains.

tunstall · July 12, 2024, 08:45:14 AM

WD40

BoroRedKen · July 12, 2024, 08:58:01 AM

Quote from: tunstall on July 12, 2024, 08:45:14 AMWD40

Never heard of the cunt!! 😂

Quite partial to Castrol GTX....

BoroRedKen · July 12, 2024, 09:02:37 AM

Quote from: fukyu on July 12, 2024, 08:38:02 AMBrut 33,£4.99 in home bargains.

Home Bargains? Is it like Waitrose? Do i have to wear a "trakkie" and Nike Air before i enter "Home Bargains"?......

Tbs we have a new massive 1 up here and i get stuff like Lucozade in there. Never thought of "toileteries". 👍

tonyangelino · July 12, 2024, 09:16:20 AM

Quote from: fukyu on July 12, 2024, 08:38:02 AMBrut 33,£4.99 in home bargains.

Think they do Old Spice as well

Gingerpig · July 12, 2024, 10:06:37 AM

Bit of denim

newyddion · July 12, 2024, 10:45:10 AM

Charriol Royal Leather or Hermes Terre d'Hermes.. both classy upgrades on Diesel and Beckham

TerryCochranesSocks · July 12, 2024, 01:04:03 PM

Boss

Gingerpig · July 12, 2024, 06:05:35 PM

seriously

Dior sauvage......not called knicker dropper for nowt

Armani Code
Aventus Creed

newyddion · July 12, 2024, 06:51:34 PM

Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 06:05:35 PMseriously

Dior sauvage......not called knicker dropper for nowt
Armani Code
Aventus Creed

Don't buy anything some bloke off a message board refers to as a 'knicker dropper' - especially not something promoted by that bent rolly Johnny Depp!

Gingerpig · July 12, 2024, 07:57:48 PM

Quote from: newyddion on July 12, 2024, 06:51:34 PM
Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 06:05:35 PMseriously

Dior sauvage......not called knicker dropper for nowt
Armani Code
Aventus Creed

Don't buy anything some bloke off a message board refers to as a 'knicker dropper' - especially not something promoted by that bent rolly Johnny Depp!

Thanks for yr input ...
Now fuck.off

BoroRedKen · July 12, 2024, 08:21:21 PM

Wonder if the Fragrance guy has any deals on???...

🤔🤔👍

Gingerpig · July 12, 2024, 08:43:50 PM

Does knicker dropper offend you like ....

Fuck off back to fmttm for fragrance guys concise descriptions ....yer won't be fkin missed

fukyu · July 12, 2024, 08:53:29 PM

Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 08:43:50 PMDoes knicker dropper offend you like ....

Fuck off back to fmttm for fragrance guys concise descriptions ....yer won't be fkin missed

I should have copyrighted that.

fukyu · July 12, 2024, 08:54:13 PM

Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 07:57:48 PM
Quote from: newyddion on July 12, 2024, 06:51:34 PM
Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 06:05:35 PMseriously

Dior sauvage......not called knicker dropper for nowt
Armani Code
Aventus Creed

Don't buy anything some bloke off a message board refers to as a 'knicker dropper' - especially not something promoted by that bent rolly Johnny Depp!

Thanks for yr input ...
Now fuck.off

newyddion · July 12, 2024, 09:10:02 PM

Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 08:43:50 PMDoes knicker dropper offend you like ....

Fuck off back to fmttm for fragrance guys concise descriptions ....yer won't be fkin missed

Nah, doesn't offend me.

Gingerpig · July 12, 2024, 10:28:17 PM

oooo clever playing the sausage card ...............still fuck off ...not as sharp or edgey you think you are...WE ALL SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE SON .......you think yr clever ...but we have seen it
all before from better than you

newyddion · July 12, 2024, 10:42:22 PM

Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 10:28:17 PMoooo clever playing the sausage card ...............still fuck off ...not as sharp or edgey you think you are...WE ALL SEE YOU FOR WHAT YOU ARE SON .......you think yr clever ...but we have seen it
all before from better than you

You're not my real dad!

newyddion · July 12, 2024, 11:03:42 PM

Sorry guys.. Sauvage is a very nice aftershave. I'm sorry that I've upset people AGAIN.. I should really think before I post.. ESPECIALLY about aftershave and ESPECIALLY criticising Johnny Depp out of all people. He is a wonderful man and all of his movies are tremendous.. he is not a bent rolly.. I was wrong to say that and can see now why it would be hurtful.

Both Sauvage the aftershave and Johnny Depp are wonderful.. I'm and idiot and I've overstepped the mark.

Edward Scissorhands! I actually believed that his hands were scissors so good was that man's acting.. a fantastic film and one of many!

Where would any of us be without the Pirates of the Caribbean Franchise?

Nowhere! That's where!

I've been a total and utter plonker. Unnecessarily mean.. offensive.

Words can only go so far! It's actions that people want to see. I will watch AND ENJOY a Johnny Depp film AND I shall endeavour to wear the perfume he promotes as often as I can.

Watch out ladies.. Newy is a changed man!

Gingerpig · July 12, 2024, 11:09:32 PM

What a waste of yr time yr one sad fuck ....lad asks gen question ...people reply ....you go ...all smart arse ...again

As ever ...just fuck off...awaita a "comedians"

reply

newyddion · July 12, 2024, 11:18:37 PM

Quote from: Gingerpig on July 12, 2024, 11:09:32 PMWhat a waste of yr time yr one sad fuck ....lad asks gen question ...people reply ....you go ...all smart arse ...again

As ever ...just fuck off...awaita a "comedians" reply

You cry yer fucking eyes out because I've slagged off your favourite pirate.

BoroRedKen · July 13, 2024, 12:26:41 AM

I have to say i quite enjoyed Newys little "monologue" but like i have said i think Newys "humour" is marmite.

There will is only 1 "contest" that is this banned. They are not allowed to EVER play together oh no siree Bob!

Crocky vs Newy......
😲😂🤣

Clem Fandango · July 13, 2024, 05:22:34 AM

Acqua di Palma.

fukyu · July 13, 2024, 08:58:13 AM

Quote from: BoroRedKen on July 13, 2024, 12:26:41 AMI have to say i quite enjoyed Newys little "monologue" but like i have said i think Newys "humour" is marmite.

There will is only 1 "contest" that is this banned. They are not allowed to EVER play together oh no siree Bob!

Crocky vs Newy......
😲😂🤣

What Fucking humour.