Wotcha 🐾

[AtomicDog]

Ello Moonies, 


Ole Ted ere  . . .



I'm on ve rattler, caming Oop Norf, seeing ve boys tomora, behind some tess works, or sumfink ?



Just checking owt ve backing bands yeah?

Fank fack vose Idles isn't on, fackin'
Toby cantz.


"My big brovers Freddie Mercury"

Is he fack, he's from Belarus, useta serve im up, darn ve Gin Palace, owes me a monkey, Walworf Lad, ve cant . .!

I'll gives ya idles ya lazy cants!

Get off RR and get a fackin job, Me bin ain't been emptied since Xmas ya fackin' melts


If ya see Ole Ted tomora, cam and say ello, I don't bite.


We is having a aftersow knees up on ve beach too.

Got sum blinding gear n'all

*Pm for details*

"Is Jet still cortin, fackin' luv er, billing ham bottom?"

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[Gingerpig]

Well said Ted....spot on as ever....however the Top Deck  has gone !

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Looks like the ban I had has been lifted.

I'd love to know what the ban was for like.

[AtomicDog]

Well Rich or should I say "Dick" I think you're banned from My Kennel, Mrs D was absolutely livid!

My highlight of the night was reminiscing over the old tunes, won't mention when I took over the mike and brought the house down, that's another story!




Shariff (The taxi driver) loved My rendition of this classic that I heard on TFM on the way home . . .

Don't remember much after like, cept being in the doghouse no thanks to you?


Oh how we laughed!

Did you sniff the last of the poppers?

[AtomicDog]

Yippee yippee ya ya yeah !



I is on the beach today . . .

Well tomorrow, go all the time

. n'all that  . . .


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[AtomicDog]

And that video is life Moonies, the one that passed you by, the one you didn't get.

That's what kids dance to, you know Music, let the hair down, go out, might get fixed up?

Might not be everybody's cup of tea


But as much as you try to deny it, have a different opinion, blather on about fuck all, twitter.


Kid's ain't interested in Simon Clarke, Preston, who's picking the dog shit up.

They want to go out, discover, fail, make failure.


But First and foremost they want to see for themselves.

Let's stop all this boring horseshit om here eh?


It's comical . . . .


Anyway forgot My tirade, let's talk about something we've been never seen, done . . .

I know there's one person that will know my time on here will not be wasted.


And this is for him . . .

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[AtomicDog]

"Am I the happy loss
Will I still recoil
When the skin is lost
Am I the worthy cross
Will I still be soiled
When the dirt is off"

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[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Looks like the ban I had has been lifted.

I'd love to know what the ban was for like.

YOU MUST HAVE POSTED SOMETHING RACIST 🤔

[AtomicDog]

Tells ya wot Lad's, wot an evenin I've ad!

Can't beet novern ospitality!

Fackin' ansome,

Outside karzies, ob nail boots, donkey jackets ve lot.

Bin on ve beech, wiv da laarverly Liberties I as.

Made a fackin killin at me sweet shop.

No only vat, I've bin networking, yeah?


Only caught up wiv too of me ole girls, frum Pickettywitch!



We is avin large on ve beech naw, it's like bloomin I beef ha wocks!

Me ole mate Dave Clarke (Simon's bruvver) is on ve decks nar, smashing it.

Cam darn an say ello to ole Ted . . .

"C'est magnifique Hooky Street
Magnifique Hooky Street!"

*Got sum blinding Mandy  PM for details*