FMTTM - Things that never happened volume 681

[Gingerpig]

Funniest guy i think i have seen , met him once in a bar , was everything i thought , funny as hell, but very softly spoken , no big i am whatsoever, as was Ade edmonson  ...met Ben elton not long after ..was opposite type!

[newyddion]

Funniest guy i think i have seen , met him once in a bar , was everything i thought , funny as hell, but very softly spoken , no big i am whatsoever, as was Ade edmonson  ...met Ben elton not long after ..was opposite type!

Yawn

[Geoff_B]

Sunak due in boro today according to OTR...

Queue the "if i was there I would...." Posts.....

Jackanory 

Wonder if the Teesside resistance and their bedsheet will turn up 

[fukyu]

Funniest guy i think i have seen , met him once in a bar , was everything i thought , funny as hell, but very softly spoken , no big i am whatsoever, as was Ade edmonson  ...met Ben elton not long after ..was opposite type!

Yawn

You been reading your own posts back?,no one does one upmanship on here and we don't care how much you paid for your watch.

[Hound]

Sunak due in boro today according to OTR...

Queue the "if i was there I would...." Posts.....

Jackanory 

Wonder if the Teesside resistance and their bedsheet will turn up 

If they were there they'd do absolutely Fuck all,
Maybe mumble something as loudly as possible so the person stood near them can here, pricks.

[Gingerpig]

Funniest guy i think i have seen , met him once in a bar , was everything i thought , funny as hell, but very softly spoken , no big i am whatsoever, as was Ade edmonson  ...met Ben elton not long after ..was opposite type!

Yawn

You the arbiter of all on here now you have been on here  2 minutes  ?, this is the attitude that puts people of yer on MB's, happened OTR ????, One Boro  , & will happen here as you can't help yourself being correct on everything sunshine ......we shall see how you pan out on here !!!

[Francks left peg]

Funniest guy i think i have seen , met him once in a bar , was everything i thought , funny as hell, but very softly spoken , no big i am whatsoever, as was Ade edmonson  ...met Ben elton not long after ..was opposite type!

Yawn

Doesn't work like that on here newwy. Can't say something nice and been a dick for no reason, take it somewhere else

[Johnny Thunder]

I reckon Newy lad was on the yag yesterday.






 

[newyddion]

What time to yoose go to bed? Half twelve is pretty late for me!

[Johnny Thunder]

I was unconscious by about 9.30.


Full of ale and chinese.




 :monkeyman4:

[newyddion]

I was unconscious by about 9.30.


Full of ale and chinese.




 :monkeyman4:

Was asleep by about 12:24.. a chinese would have been nice.

[tunstall]

I was unconscious by about 9.30.


Full of ale and chinese.




 :monkeyman4:

Fucking lazy cunt

[newyddion]

There was a gobshite called Gav

When he wessies had his head flushed down the lav

He wants to be known as Juninhoburger, but he'll always been known as the turd burglar

His lyrics are shite, he's not very bright and his crispy graffiti ridden sheets just don't smell right.

Is he in a band?

[Ural Quntz]

Air traffic closure 11 to 11.45 so some VIP is coming in

[newyddion]

Air traffic closure 11 to 11.45 so some VIP is coming in

Sunak is in Teesside today

[Hound]

Colin Warnek from otr put on the "naughty step" for a joke,
Get ya self over here and say what ya really mean 👍🏻

[Clem Fandango]

I was unconscious by about 9.30.


Full of ale and chinese.




 :monkeyman4:

What was his name?

[Johnny Thunder]

No idea, but the cream of sum yung gai was nice.






Old ones are the best or summat.





 

[Clem Fandango]

No idea, but the cream of sum yung gai was nice.
 

[tunstall]

Old ones are the best or summat.

....that's what he said

[Clem Fandango]

Old ones are the best or summat.

....that's what he said

[Gingerpig]

 sum yung gai .......nicking that JT     

[BoroRedKen]

Aye but was it made by Fu King the cook or Wan King the chef?...............

[newyddion]

I reckon Newy lad was on the yag yesterday.






 

Ohhh yeeeeaaahhhh!!!

[Geoff_B]

https://fmttmboro.com/index.php?threads/james-corden-in-flight-drama.58948/

A new one to add