FMTTM - Things that never happened volume 681

[Geoff_B]

Straight out of the 1fanny playbook

"Bloke over the rpoad has put his Union Jack / Flag up for the Euros and I asked him if that meant he was supporting Scotland as well he told me where to go as this was the English flag. I then said I assume you must want them to lose as you have put it up upside down - I got the standard stop being a clever **** line eg f off"

Yeah, cause you did mate 

[Redcar Belgrade]

Good to see you've recovered from Baddad's jab pal.

[Nosmo-King]

There're watching closely.........

[Nosmo-King]

Another gem Smalltalk claimed immigration was not a problem ( or words to that effect.)

7 million a day and rising for keeping illegals is a mere chicken feed to him........ Plonker.

[Hound]

Gavs limerick didn't get a mention on here.
Bollocks.............. fucked that up ☹️

[Geoff_B]

Good to see you've recovered from Baddad's jab pal.

He got his swedish, ukrainian 4 star general, spy and all round top guy to sort me out - fucking turned up outside me house in a Panzer tank!!

[BoroRedKen]

There was a man Called Gav.

Who is a fucking fanny of a gobshite.


Thats all.

[Hound]

I'm sure a RR limerick thread would make much better reading 🤣

[Clem Fandango]

I'm sure a RR limerick thread would make much better reading 🤣

I'll join Tezza for a Friday five liner....

There once was an uncle called Nick
Whose fantasies others found sick
He dreamed of his niece
Finger blasting her piece
No wonder he's abhorred as a prick

[BoroRedKen]

Bravo squire!  :carrick2:

C'mon Coulbs!

[Hound]

I'm sure a RR limerick thread would make much better reading 🤣

I'll join Tezza for a Friday five liner....

There once was an uncle called Nick
Whose fantasies others found sick
He dreamed of his niece
Finger blasting her piece
No wonder he's abhorred as a prick

 

[Geoff_B]

There was a gobshite called Gav

When he wessies had his head flushed down the lav

He wants to be known as Juninhoburger, but he'll always been known as the turd burglar

His lyrics are shite, he's not very bright and his crispy graffiti ridden sheets just don't smell right.

[AtomicDog]

There once was a dog called atomic.
He thought "I know I'll make music My tonic!"

FMTTM is shite, but James are alright.

We don't give a f**k if it rhymes, we just do good times.

So get down the globe and bring some poppers wiv ya . . .

🐾

[Redcar Belgrade]

There was a gobshite called Gav

When he wessies had his head flushed down the lav

He wants to be known as Juninhoburger, but he'll always been known as the turd burglar

His lyrics are shite, he's not very bright and his crispy graffiti ridden sheets just don't smell right.

HarryVegas' job is safe :-/

[Gingerpig]

There was a gobshite called Gav

When he wessies had his head flushed down the lav

He wants to be known as Juninhoburger, but he'll always been known as the turd burglar

His lyrics are shite, he's not very bright and his crispy graffiti ridden sheets just don't smell right.

HarryVegas' job is safe :-/

Its on a par with Harry vagina's best work is that 

[newyddion]

There was a gobshite called Gav

When he wessies had his head flushed down the lav

He wants to be known as Juninhoburger, but he'll always been known as the turd burglar

His lyrics are shite, he's not very bright and his crispy graffiti ridden sheets just don't smell right.

HarryVegas' job is safe :-/

What is his job?

[Redcar Belgrade]

There was a gobshite called Gav

When he wessies had his head flushed down the lav

He wants to be known as Juninhoburger, but he'll always been known as the turd burglar

His lyrics are shite, he's not very bright and his crispy graffiti ridden sheets just don't smell right.

HarryVegas' job is safe :-/

What is his job?

Thespian articulator extraordinaire

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Here's a poem for you all.


I don't know why you lot go on fly me to the moon

It's fucking shit.

The end.

[BoroRedKen]

Thats almost punk magic Rik!

 

[BoroRedKen]

There once was a guy called Rob.

Who kept putting balls in his gob.

Dont do that cried Nicky Small.

I want a go and all.

Please leave room for my 1 solitary ball.......

[Hound]

Here's a poem for you all.


I don't know why you lot go on fly me to the moon

It's fucking shit.

The end.

As a reminder of how good it is 🤣

[BoroRedKen]

Fly tipping.

Rob ranting again.

Yet not 1 mention of the Tories new policy to give them points and bigger fines.

Cant even call something for what it is.

What a fuckin goon.

[Gingerpig]

Here's a poem for you all.


I don't know why you lot go on fly me to the moon

It's fucking shit.

The end.

Thats kevin Turveyesque  poetry ......No higher praise Rik google Kevin  turvey young uns .....OOO thats a link too

[Gingerpig]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=sMQNH9G5nbI&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fjohnsantikvariat.com%2F&feature=emb_imp_woyt&ab_channel=Normski



Rik ........rip , genius

[BoroRedKen]