RED ROAR FANZINE - CONTRIBUTORS WANTED

[newyddion]

Football stuff, politics, art work, stories.. things that people say sometimes.

[BoroRedKen]

You can jog on!

Where is my name?

Persona non grata now?

It will cost you to use the name.

I demand editorial control.

Lids is the food dude.

Crocks can do the "view from the street" feature.

Ge-off and Belly can do their Laurel and Hardy good pubs feature.

You, Newy, can be the diaryist. "Bone Of Contention".

Johnny T can do the supplement "Abreast of Things".

Erimus is chief sports writer.

I shall do headlines.......


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[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Fuck off yet daft cunt.


There you go, first content for it.

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Fucking hell Kenny, if you have owt to do with it, every page will be full of FMTTM content     

[Hound]

What about a bird on page 4 with her tits out?

[Geoff_B]

I love a good meal out, especially sunday lunch.

I'll do an out and about with Ge-off blog.

[newyddion]

What about a bird on page 4 with her tits out?

There will be a bird on EVERY page!

[newyddion]

You can jog on!

Where is my name?

Persona non grata now?

It will cost you to use the name.

I demand editorial control.

Lids is the food dude.

Crocks can do the "view from the street" feature.

Ge-off and Belly can do their Laurel and Hardy good pubs feature.

You, Newy, can be the diaryist. "Bone Of Contention".

Johnny T can do the supplement "Abreast of Things".

Erimus is chief sports writer.

I shall do headlines.......


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This is the fanzine of the forum.. not the other way around!

[newyddion]

Fuck off yet daft cunt.


There you go, first content for it.

We'll open with it!

[Ural Quntz]

[newyddion]

Could be a feature?

[Poolielad]

We need a page for us Non Binary people!!! Sick of been left out by you lot.....

[newyddion]

We need a page for us Non Binary people!!! Sick of been left out by you lot.....

It will be a fully analogue fanzine.

[Redcar Belgrade]

I love a good meal out, especially sunday lunch.

I'll do an out and about with Ge-off blog.

'Mitty's Munchies'

[RiversideRifle]

Can I publish the story about when I once got wanked off by a whore in Glasgow and I bought her a bottle of iron brew as payment? It will get the people going

[newyddion]

Can I publish the story about when I once got wanked off by a whore in Glasgow and I bought her a bottle of iron brew as payment? It will get the people going

She was the princess of pop in more ways than one.. of course everyone wants to hear the stories you're not supposed to tell! perhaps this will be a good one for our agony aunt section where you would send a letter in asking for advice from our in house psychologist/psychotherapist Dr. Caroline Myte. We'll also have Pallister Park's very own Rick Stein who can provide us with last minute left over recipes and emergency diet tips.

So that would be..

Letters from Glasgow: with Aunty C. Myte
Recipes for Disaster: from Rick 'Pally' Stein


also I was thinking..

'Wake up to Woke' - reviewing a  carefully curated selection of inoffensive mid tempo middle of the road jingles to really get you mildly opinionated first thing in the morning.

and maybe
'Yes Sir, Arrow Fat' - tall military tales from our boys behind the screen, chew the fat with the keyboard warriors and find the answers to questions nobody asked.

'Net in Yahoo' - Unconventional fishing tips.. from dipping your net in 'Banana Yahoo Milkshake' to prepping your tackle with strawberry jam the night before a fishing trip. 

[RiversideRifle]

Can I publish the story about when I once got wanked off by a whore in Glasgow and I bought her a bottle of iron brew as payment? It will get the people going

She was the princess of pop in my ways than one..
of course everyone wants to hear the stories you're not supposed to tell! perhaps this will be a good one for our agony aunt section where you would send a letter in asking for advice for our inhouse psychologist/psychotherapist Dr. Caroline Myte. We'll have Pallister Park's very own Rick Stein can provide us with last minute left over recipes and emergency diet tips.

So that would be..

Letters from Glasgow: with Aunty C. Myte
Recipes for Disaster: from Rick 'Pally' Stein


also I was thinking..

'Wake up to Woke' - reviewing a  carefully curated selection of inoffensive mid tempo middle of the road jingles to really get you mildly opinionated first thing in the morning.

and maybe
'Yes Sir, Arrow Fat' - tall military tales from our boys behind the screen, chew the fat with the keyboard warriors and find the answers to questions nobody asked.

'Net in Yahoo' - Unconventional fishing tips.. from dipping your net in 'Banana Yahoo Milkshake' to prepping your tackle with strawberry jam the night before a fishing trip. 

What about yes sir marrow fat? Could do a segment about peas?

[newyddion]

Can I publish the story about when I once got wanked off by a whore in Glasgow and I bought her a bottle of iron brew as payment? It will get the people going

She was the princess of pop in my ways than one..
of course everyone wants to hear the stories you're not supposed to tell! perhaps this will be a good one for our agony aunt section where you would send a letter in asking for advice for our inhouse psychologist/psychotherapist Dr. Caroline Myte. We'll have Pallister Park's very own Rick Stein can provide us with last minute left over recipes and emergency diet tips.

So that would be..

Letters from Glasgow: with Aunty C. Myte
Recipes for Disaster: from Rick 'Pally' Stein


also I was thinking..

'Wake up to Woke' - reviewing a  carefully curated selection of inoffensive mid tempo middle of the road jingles to really get you mildly opinionated first thing in the morning.

and maybe
'Yes Sir, Arrow Fat' - tall military tales from our boys behind the screen, chew the fat with the keyboard warriors and find the answers to questions nobody asked.

'Net in Yahoo' - Unconventional fishing tips.. from dipping your net in 'Banana Yahoo Milkshake' to prepping your tackle with strawberry jam the night before a fishing trip. 

What about yes sir marrow fat? Could do a segment about peas?

Can you name an auspicious symbol of egyption mythology?
yes sir, pharaoh cat

Can you name the headwear to be won specifically on the self-governing archipelago which part of the Kingdom of Denmark
yes sir, faroe hat

Can you describe the the noise Saddam Hussain made after execution?
yes sir, gallow splat

[Ural Quntz]

Good places for an outdoor wank in the area

[Nosmo-King]

Getting a bit too much like FMTTM on here...........

[newyddion]

Good places for an outdoor wank in the area

A handy wanking route along the Cleveland way

'From the River to the Sea'

[Clem Fandango]

Good places for an outdoor wank in the area

[Ural Quntz]

Good places for an outdoor wank in the area

Always a favourite...

[newyddion]

Good places for an outdoor wank in the area

Do we have any poets on red roar?

'On Ode to the Dry Mouthed Widdow' would be a pleasant accompaniment to a tree top tug and grunt.

[newyddion]

Double Penetration