Angela Rayner

Started by In With the Lurpak, April 30, 2024, 07:50:04 PM

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In With the Lurpak

The council house fraudster has been pulled aside and told she will lose her seat in the next General Election 100% / She's been told the only way to keep her seat in parliament will be to boot out one of the minions in an ultra safe Labour seat and she will take over that ward where ever it is. Snakes will do & say anything to stay on the gravy train when in reality she should be up in front of a Judge looking at some porridge.





BoroRedKen

Galloway said earlier their candidate will win hands down in her constituency!

I think he called her "Angela Roamer".......

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In With the Lurpak

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on April 30, 2024, 07:53:26 PMGalloway said earlier their candidate will win hands down in her constituency!

I think he called her "Angela Roamer".......

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All the same .. it's not really funny this old boiler should be up in front of a Judge for fraud she's as bent as a banana she should be no where near parliament .

BoroRedKen

Interviewer: "So Sir Kier What is a woman?"

SKS: "ermm, ehhh, errrrmmm, what?"

Last week SKS said the "attack on Raynor was an attack on a working class WOMAN".

Pleb.

Westlane_rightwinger


Redsteel (Moderator)

I smash the back out of her, bet she's a right mucky bitch.  :christian:

BoroRedKen

Ahh. A good old fashioned political debate!

Just cant beat them.

Twats!

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Johnny Thunder


RiversideRifle

The cunt looks like black beauty's ginger cousin. I'd rather use her schneker as a fucking door stop than buck that  :rudi2:
UTB

Johnny Thunder


Clem Fandango

She's fucking minging.  I wouldn't wipe my arse with her.

Redsteel (Moderator)

Quote from: Sherlock Suxcox on May 01, 2024, 02:56:21 PMShe's fucking minging.  I wouldn't wipe my arse with her.


You telling me you wouldn't buck that? Imagine how angry her growler is!!!

Clem Fandango

Quote from: Redsteel (Moderator) on May 01, 2024, 03:00:48 PM
Quote from: Sherlock Suxcox on May 01, 2024, 02:56:21 PMShe's fucking minging.  I wouldn't wipe my arse with her.


You telling me you wouldn't buck that? Imagine how angry her growler is!!!

Christ it would bite it off. 

A bottle of Viagra and two surgical splints and I still couldn't get interested in that.  Not even if she had a pair of massive floppy heavy veiny saggy knockers bigger than yer head.








Erm... wait....er...

RiversideRifle

The cunt could eat an apple through a tennis racket
UTB

Johnny Thunder

I'd fuckin smash her all over.





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TommyDickfingers

Quote from: Johnny Thunder on May 01, 2024, 03:36:07 PMI'd fuckin smash her all over.





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I'd even wait in the queue behind you to have a go with her.


Johnny Thunder








She has a cracking set of bristols does our Ang.

























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BoroRedKen

Is she bovvvered though??....

Johnny Thunder


Redsteel (Moderator)

Quote from: TommyDickfingers on May 01, 2024, 03:40:18 PM
Quote from: Johnny Thunder on May 01, 2024, 03:36:07 PMI'd fuckin smash her all over.





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I'd even wait in the queue behind you to have a go with her.



Not sure I'd want to stir another mans porridge, but can't knock your enthusiasm  :carrick2:

BoroRedKen

Twice stirred Porridge.?

Oh its a delicacy.
Up there with a Queef baguette in my book.....

Clem Fandango

Quote from: Johnny Thunder on May 01, 2024, 03:36:07 PMI'd fuckin smash her all over.





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She looks like a man.









oh. right.

Geoff_B

Please stop objectifying women you deviants



Penny Mordaunt though  :christian:  :buck:

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Geoff_B on May 01, 2024, 04:44:55 PMPlease stop objectifying women you deviants



Penny Mordaunt though  :christian:  :buck:

Finally a sane man speaks!
Bravo Ge-off.  :carrick2:

Johnny Thunder

Eye. She would get it too.





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