heeeheee

[BoroRedKen]

Sad to hear about our local baker, he comes from Peru, last week, he dropped a massive minced pork, onion and potato pie on his foot.
















He's now on Inca Pastie Benefit.

 

[TeessideTopgun]

😂
I'll defo be using that 👍

[Poolielad]

I think I will fuck off back OTR if you tell anymore like that Ken. 

[Johnny Thunder]

Fuck me.





 









 

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Think I'll nick that one as well, 

[teamboro]

  hurry up and fuck off for a week     

[BoroRedKen]

Not many people realise that terrorists are exceptionally environmentally friendly.



















They have a very low car bomb footprint ............

[BoroRedKen]

My friend went to a drug and alcohol treatment center called "The Hokey Pokey" and says it really turned their life around...............

[BoroRedKen]

Who else would like to see a puppet show without the puppets?


















Let's see a show of hands.............

[BoroRedKen]

Even 1 for the flyme boys!

Getting a 147 playing snooker and a nine darter the same day is probably easier than pressing the tiny X to get rid of a fucking advert..................

[BoroRedKen]

I've just bought a rare baby frog from Eastern Europe.












It's part Ukrainian, part Belarusian and a tad Pole. .........

[Johnny Thunder]

Fuckin hell. Where's the fuckin rope.




 

[BoroRedKen]

https://twitter.com/andrewlawrence/status/1782816639253127407

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Sad to hear about our local baker, he comes from Peru, last week, he dropped a massive minced pork, onion and potato pie on his foot.






He's now on Inca Pastie Benefit.

 

[BoroRedKen]

Men, if you close your eyes and hold a kiwi fruit in one hand, and a testicle in your other hand, it's almost impossible to tell the difference.



















 

Also gets you banned from Tesco's.........................

I THENK YOUU!

[In With the Lurpak]

[BoroRedKen]

  

[In With the Lurpak]

        

[TMG501]

 

[BoroRedKen]

https://twitter.com/SammiePressdee/status/1783739280814133426

[BoroRedKen]

I asked the man in the shop "Have you got any Bulldog clips?"



















He replied "No, but I've got a nice video of a Jack Russell".............

[BoroRedKen]

My cousin swings from ropes whilst spray painting pictures of vegetables in cages.













He's a trapped peas artist...........

[Johnny Thunder]

[BoroRedKen]

I couldn't afford to see Riverdance, so went to see Streamdance instead.

It was a tributary act...............

[Johnny Thunder]