KLM/AIR FRANCE....

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

[Westlane_rightwinger]

Brexit.

[tunstall]

 


Hahahaha

[Nosmo-King]

Should try Eva Air - found them very good indeed. Pay peanuts get monkeys Lids!

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Should try Eva Air - found them very good indeed. Pay peanuts get monkeys Lids!

IVE USED EM BEFORE THERE GOOD...BUT YOU GOTTA GET TO MANCHESTER OR LONDON TO FLY WITH THEM...

[Artie Fufkin]

Trick to getting a good experience on a flight, especially long haul is to be nice. We always get the exit row seats where the cabin crew sit for take off and landing. Always say hello and make eye contact when you board, the staff always remember that

Striking up a conversation once they take their seat about how their day is going, when do they get back home, plans for their stopover etc have always resulted in cabin crew dropping off a beer or miniature on their way past especially on night flights, as they go about their business

KLM are not as good as they used to be, I'll give you that, but others have also gone downhill a bit, BA for example, too. Seems its a post-pandemic thing

We always get the veggie food option, though neither of us are, as they seem to be nicer with most airlines

Let trip to the States we ended up helping a dad with 2 small kids, while he tried to eat his own scran, we entertained the little uns for half an hour. Was sort of funny cos they were French and my French is pretty basic, but we made them giggle.Cabin crew acknowledged this and as we deboarded, the lass gave us a bag full of miniatures and mini champagnes. Which was nice

[Blott]

Lids just wait an hour for the beer. The rest of the plane will of been thinking what a tosser.

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

Long haul flights are dogshit unless you're business class and above, and I'm certainly not saying that's how I travel because I don't 

I didn't realise that KLM are using Eastern Airways planes for flights to and from TI. Are they them shitty prop planes?

[Blott]

We did Beijing from Amsterdam with some cheap Chinese airline. Basically deck chairs. The service was crap, the food non existent, but the beer flowed, I think it was straight out of the fuel tanks.

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

Long haul flights are dogshit unless you're business class and above, and I'm certainly not saying that's how I travel because I don't 

I didn't realise that KLM are using Eastern Airways planes for flights to and from TI. Are they them shitty prop planes?

NO THEY HAVE ENGINES BUT THE PLANES AND SERVICE IS UTTER SHITE 😡 TWO BOB TRAVEL....👎👎👎

[Artie Fufkin]

It's about managing your own expectations. If you're of the mindset that the flight is part of your holiday experience and that cabin crew are there to serve you as if in a restaurant, you'll end up disappointed. They are there to provide basic amenities and get you to your destination safely in some basic degree of comfort.

The flight is just a means to an end for me, I don't travel business or 1st, but premium economy occasionally if long haul and I try to accept its usually a bit of a ball ache; it's a bit boring often and you can't roam around freely so I just have a couple of drinks, read a book, watch some TV or films and generally just allow time to pass as quickly as possible with zero aggro

[tunstall]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

Long haul flights are dogshit unless you're business class and above, and I'm certainly not saying that's how I travel because I don't 

I didn't realise that KLM are using Eastern Airways planes for flights to and from TI. Are they them shitty prop planes?

NO THEY HAVE ENGINES BUT THE PLANES AND SERVICE IS UTTER SHITE 😡 TWO BOB TRAVEL....👎👎👎

Seats are a lot more comfortable than them city hopper things

All planes have engines mind.... otherwise they wouldn't get very far

[Nosmo-King]

I had some decent commission just as I was planning to book. So went the equivalent of world traveler plus. Widerseats, decent food, no issues regarding drink more leg room. Made the 10 hours 45 minute flight a lot more bearable.

Get yer hand in your pocket, Lids!!

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

Long haul flights are dogshit unless you're business class and above, and I'm certainly not saying that's how I travel because I don't 

I didn't realise that KLM are using Eastern Airways planes for flights to and from TI. Are they them shitty prop planes?

NO THEY HAVE ENGINES BUT THE PLANES AND SERVICE IS UTTER SHITE 😡 TWO BOB TRAVEL....👎👎👎

Seats are a lot more comfortable than them city hopper things

All planes have engines mind.... otherwise they wouldn't get very far

YES BUT THEM PROPELLORS AIN'T JET 😁😁😁

YA DAF CUN....🙄

[Poolielad]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

I have been further on my skateboard..

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

I have been further on my skateboard..

I'VE SEEN YOU ROUND OWTON MANOR FATTY  👍🙄🙄🙄👍




 

[tunstall]

 

[RiversideRifle]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

Buddhists don't drink so good start kid. Fucking Alfie bass 

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

Buddhists don't drink so good start kid. Fucking Alfie bass 

ANOTHER ONE YOU GOT WRONG ROLAND RAT 🐀

🙄🙄🙄


IT'S  FROWNED UPON AS IT CAN AFFECT YOUR MIND TO BE A GOOD BUDDHIST 👍

I'M A BAD BUDDHIST SO FUCK OFF    YA GOBSHITE RAT 🐀

    

[RiversideRifle]

FUCKING AWFUL AWFUL LONG HAUL AIRLINE....🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

I FLEW FROM TEESSIDE COZ ITS EASY TO GET TO IN 15 MINS....AND IT WAS 400 QUID CHEAPER THAN EMIRATES...PLUS THE 12 HOUR FLIGHT FROM THE DAM....IS BETTER THAN 2 7 HOUR FLIGHTS WITH EMIRATES FROM NEW TO DUBAI...THEN HANG AROUND FOR ANOTHER 7 HOUR FLIGHT TO THE KINGDOM 🇹🇭


THE FOOD IS FUCKING RANK.....THEY DON'T LIKE HANDING BEER OUT 😡😡😡

COCKNEY LAD SAT NEXT TO ME WENT TO ASK FOR A BEER....THEY SAID WE WILL BE AROUND IN 45 MINS WITH FOOD AND DRINK.....I WENT UP OPENED THE CURTAIN AND THIS DUTCH BITCH TOLD ME THE SAME....I SAID I'D LIKE YER NAME PLEASE....BLOKE WHO WAS A DEFFO CHUTNEY FERRRET SAID WE CANNOT GIVE OUT THAT INFO....WHY DO YOU WANT IT.....COZ IM GOING TO REPORT YOU...IS THAT OK KIDDA.....I WANT A BEER AND IM NOT DRUNK AND ENTITLED TO ONE....5 MINS LATER 2 BEERS CAME DOWN FOR ME AND THE LAD NEXT TO ME....CUNTS...


THE PLANE HOME WAS DUE TO LEAVE AT 12:05 BUT NEVER LEFT TILL 13:20  I THOUGHT HE WE GO AGAIN...GONNA MISS MY TEESIDE FLIGHT LATER ...LUCKY THE PILOT MADE UP 30 MINS ON FLIGHT....AND NOW KLM ARE USING EASTERN AIRLINES PLANES 😡😡😡

TO FLY PASSENGERS BACK FROM THE DAM TO TEESSIDE...UTTTER SHIT AIRLINE TOO...POXY SMALLEST BOTTLE OF WATER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN WITH A SMALL BAG OF CHEESE CRACKERS FOR THE HOUR FLIGHT...

I SAID WHERES THE BEER....NO BEER ON OUR FLIGHTS....CUNTS.....UTTER CUNTS...AND HEINEKEN IS FUCKING SHIT TOO....WORSE BEER IN THE WORLD....


NOW FUCK OFF....  

I FUCKING HATE DUTCH AND FRENCH CUNTS 😡😡😡

Buddhists don't drink so good start kid. Fucking Alfie bass 

ANOTHER ONE YOU GOT WRONG ROLAND RAT 🐀

🙄🙄🙄


IT'S  FROWNED UPON AS IT CAN AFFECT YOUR MIND TO BE A GOOD BUDDHIST 👍

I'M A BAD BUDDHIST SO FUCK OFF    YA GOBSHITE RAT 🐀

    

Bad Buddha 

[Blott]

So basically there are different levels of Buddism as in the football pyramid system.

The Premier league is those that don't drink, pray, and don't kill things or eat meat.

Lids is in the NE Counties but looking for promotion .

[RiversideRifle]

So basically there are different levels of Buddism as in the football pyramid system.

The Premier league is those that don't drink, pray, and don't kill things or eat meat.

Lids is in the NE Counties but looking for promotion .

He's about as Buddhist as I am a Rastafarian

[Blott]

Ok, bro