Saturday 12.30 am the Pug Iron

[Blott]

Go on who is going to buy me a beer. Smooth it is £2.40.

[erimus74]

Go on who is going to buy me a beer. Smooth it is £2.40.

One day 👍

[AtomicDog]

If I'm there I will, like I've said before I'd buy your beer all-day



I do frequent the Pig as you can see I was in there the other day.

You can buy Me a Cherry B, Ice & Slice, shaken not stirred.

Will you tell Me that story you know, the one about that girl that ate all them Big Bears porridge, when She broke in their house, looking at pinching the VCR?

That's My favourite

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[tunstall]

12.30 am is a bit late like

[Gingerpig]

Buy yer f all Yer commie 

[Gingerpig]

If I'm there I will, like I've said before I'd buy your beer all-day



I do frequent the Pig as you can see I was in there the other day.

You can buy Me a Cherry B, Ice & Slice, shaken not stirred.

Will you tell Me that story you know, the one about that girl that ate all them Big Bears porridge, when She broke in their house, looking at pinching the VCR?

That's My favourite

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Is that Daddy heat pump about to do yer ?

[AtomicDog]

He don't go in there Mr Pig, for reasons we know why.

Real Boro Lad's go in there, you know like Mr Erimus, people like him, real genuine people. I think you know the kind.

When i  bump into that said man, you know Mr Middlesbrough "The voice of the real Boro fans"

Not that shoddy, scruffy builder, fink you know who I mean?


He'll give me a gentle pat on the head, say "I've always wanted to meet you AD"

And I'll give him the doeyed look and say

'That feeling is most reciprocated, now what would you like to drink Sir, we have so much to talk about, Don't worry I'll get them in, cos I'm flush, I've still got that wallet all those nasty people had a collection for, you know those imaginary friends, that thought they were Boro fan's?"


It won't bother him, cos he's a gentleman, but I will anyway, cos the Dog likes nice people.

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[borope]

Ill be in there. What about Rifle ? 

[AtomicDog]

I can't vouch for him or anyone else.

You know us though, we be outside first, on the scrounge, tapping

After we done all our money in ne last orders



We be going offit too singing, dancing, boozin, smoking, avin a good time.
 No chew though, we all Boro

Bring sum drug's too, not whizz, proper class A's n'all

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[AtomicDog]

You know My problem, yes I do have one.

It's f**king arseholes try to preach to me on some "Voice of the fan's' Messageboard, preaching about 'Rascism' professing to be from our town, when they're not, our multicultural town, the one I grew up in.
They're full of shit, typing behind some keyboard, fuck off.
We do this we do that. Yeah when it suits you're narrative. I hope they read this, hope Cleveland's finest do too.

They are fucking mugs them Mooners, like aforementioned, get in the pig, have it out?

But they won't, try to live a life  (one for the older one's)  that's passed them by.

I know, cos I know, seen it, went to school with the like, met from all over the UK.

Why am I trying to explain?

I'll tell you why the quicker that shitpit FMTTM fails the better, cos it don't represent the people in My town I grew up with.

I probably grew up with some of the biggest c***s you'd ever meet, many dead, few still here.

But I also grew up with some nice people, where all this rascist shit wasn't a problem.

I'm not the Reverend Jimmy Jones,  but I didn't fall out of the sky.

I'm not some half arsed social worker, svengali.

All I would say is life is short, just be nice.

One minute you're twenty, then . . . Well

Just go out, be nice enjoy yourself.

When you're getting ready, put this on . . .

Fucking ell I thought this was Racist Raw, not LK today . . .

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[AtomicDog]

Let's make this place fun eh?

I'd like to say I post shit music . . . But I don't

[AtomicDog]

We Bullies, not thugs on drug's

We just like enjoying ourselves

[AtomicDog]

[RiversideRifle]

Ill be in there. What about Rifle ? 

I might pop in. Why you obsessed with me PE kid? It will either be there or the medals 👍👍👍👍👍👍

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Ill be in there. What about Rifle ? 

I might pop in. Why you obsessed with me PE kid? It will either be there or the medals 👍👍👍👍👍👍

MORE CHANCE OF RONNIE KEYO POPPING IN AND HES BEEN DEAD 20 YEARS 

[RiversideRifle]

Ill be in there. What about Rifle ? 

I might pop in. Why you obsessed with me PE kid? It will either be there or the medals 👍👍👍👍👍👍

MORE CHANCE OF RONNIE KEYO POPPING IN AND HES BEEN DEAD 20 YEARS 

You wouldn't know if I'm in or not anyhow 🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Ill be in there. What about Rifle ? 

I might pop in. Why you obsessed with me PE kid? It will either be there or the medals 👍👍👍👍👍👍

MORE CHANCE OF RONNIE KEYO POPPING IN AND HES BEEN DEAD 20 YEARS 

You wouldn't know if I'm in or not anyhow 🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️

I COULD SMELL A SHITHOUSE RAT 🐀  FROM A 100 YARDS AWAY 👍👍👍🙄

YOU'D BE THE ONE WITH MORE FACES THAN THE TOWN HALL CLOCK OVER THE ROAD KIDDA...🙄

[Blott]

How can a simple bit of fun message come to this.


I have decided to go to a Sunderland game instead.

[RiversideRifle]

Ill be in there. What about Rifle ? 

I might pop in. Why you obsessed with me PE kid? It will either be there or the medals 👍👍👍👍👍👍

MORE CHANCE OF RONNIE KEYO POPPING IN AND HES BEEN DEAD 20 YEARS 

You wouldn't know if I'm in or not anyhow 🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️🤷🏼�♀️

I COULD SMELL A SHITHOUSE RAT 🐀  FROM A 100 YARDS AWAY 👍👍👍🙄

YOU'D BE THE ONE WITH MORE FACES THAN THE TOWN HALL CLOCK OVER THE ROAD KIDDA...🙄

Clueless you dafcun. Stick with the ladz on the night shift eh  :peopleseyebrow:  :vyvyan: 

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

How can a simple bit of fun message come to this.


I have decided to go to a Sunderland game instead.

CHEAPER TICKETS 🎟   

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

We Bullies, not thugs on drug's

We just like enjoying ourselves

Ah lovely - three button high wasteband Oxfords

I had a lovely shiny yellow shirt went lovely with mine.

Remember them shirts with massive wing collars and little cartoony things printed all over them?

Some cunt pinched one of mine off the line in Wolsingham Drive in Thornaby

I went in the Oddies a week or two later and there was this little shite sitting there wearing it!

Knew it was mine cos it was 4 sizes too big on the little fucker and he was about 60. The only bit of fashion on him

Me and our lass pissed ourselves laughing at him till he finished his pint and scarpered.

Decent Camerons in there

[Blott]

We Bullies, not thugs on drug's

We just like enjoying ourselves

Ah lovely - three button high wasteband Oxfords

I had a lovely shiny yellow shirt went lovely with mine.

Remember them shirts with massive wing collars and little cartoony things printed all over them?

Some cunt pinched one of mine off the line in Wolsingham Drive in Thornaby

I went in the Oddies a week or two later and there was this little shite sitting there wearing it!

Knew it was mine cos it was 4 sizes too big on the little fucker and he was about 60. The only bit of fashion on him

Me and our lass pissed ourselves laughing at him till he finished his pint and scarpered.

Decent Camerons in there

all that and platform shoes. Crombies and the jackets with elbow patches.

[AtomicDog]

Is that what you'll be wearing Saturday Blotty.


I was just gonna wear me shell suit, Riders, leather blossom and Fez?

[borope]

Ill be in there. What about Rifle ? 

I might pop in. Why you obsessed with me PE kid? It will either be there or the medals 👍👍👍👍👍👍