ANOTHER thread that really got my hackles up OTR

[Ollyboro]

The sensible way to sort wars out in this day and age would be for the warring nations to set their hardest animals against each other. So let's say America and Russia had a beef, America could send a grizzly or an alligator to fight a brown bear. The downside would be Australia becoming a superpower and Britain's defence being reliant on a badger with tuberculosis, but with the army cuts and all that, would we be any worse off?

[Johnny Thunder]