THIS CAPT COOK PETITION

BoroRedKen · January 13, 2024, 02:10:17 PM

You can see that Rob has allowed full on "politicking".

Fuck the Tories and Ben Houchen avatars.

Constant PE and Byline Times promotion.

And still they think they offer "balanced" debate.....

erimus74 · January 13, 2024, 06:16:30 PM

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on January 13, 2024, 02:10:17 PMYou can see that Rob has allowed full on "politicking".

Fuck the Tories and Ben Houchen avatars.

Constant PE and Byline Times promotion.

And still they think they offer "balanced" debate.....

No way at all Ken

Gingerpig · January 13, 2024, 07:21:48 PM

Barely a football board on there now , all bloody politico agendas .....as long as they are left of centre .......or you get the JVM tag

borope · January 13, 2024, 08:16:32 PM

Quicksilvera getting well sussed out on there. It will probably result in more bannings.

AtomicDog · January 13, 2024, 09:41:46 PM

In With the Lurpak · January 14, 2024, 08:19:26 AM

That Save Redcar Baths poster above

AtomicDog · January 14, 2024, 01:34:10 PM

Well I tell you what there's a few on this 'Save' campaign now . . .

Guess who I've just seen through the 'square' window?

It's certainly starting to get momentum!

AtomicDog · January 14, 2024, 05:09:24 PM

Quote from: tunstall on January 11, 2024, 11:17:35 AMWhen's the ski slope going up?

Get with it Lad it's been up yonks . . .

I was there last week

AtomicDog · January 14, 2024, 07:40:47 PM

Looking for volunteers for the fun run . . .

AtomicDog · January 15, 2024, 10:58:06 AM

Well as you know from walking the streets in this cold harsh weather -Living my transient lifestyle is not good in this weather - but I also get the 'word' on the 'street' and anyway it's not about Me. . .

This was meant to be top secret, gunna be a smasher.

Like The Stone Roses sang 'This is the one'

I give you Cook Aid.

Various events are being planned as you read this.

But I've been leaked a promo photo from one of My 'Contacts'

This event is

FMTTM All-stars V The rest of the world

I've also got hold of the press release:

"Hi comrades we would like to invite you all to an exclusive event of ours (one of many I'VE organised I might add!)
Come and watch some of your local proletarian heroes mix it up on the pitch.
There'll be stalls (selling Shrug tour merchandise) Tombola, Cleveland police -no grassing they're not on duty-and fire brigade, Red Arrows, White helmets plus Monster trucks.

All the usual fair stuff 'Guess the weight of that fat Lass' etc.

Plus the usual refreshments. And keep an eye out for Osvaldo's exotic omelette stall where he's got em all from all over the world . . . Don't forget the chips n salad!

Come along and support this worthy cause if you're in London just jump on the rapide, it's only a fiver or get to Brent Cross and get that thumb out!

It's gonna be fab come along and meet all your favourite rum Mooners.
And of course 'The voice of the fan's' . . . That's right Me"

End of press release . . .

AtomicDog · January 15, 2024, 04:46:32 PM

An old interiew about the campaign to save that greenhouse thingy in Stewart's Park . . .

Reasonable debate, dunno what happened to it like.?

Haven't been to Stewart's park since I nicked in the Cleveland show year's ago.

Piece of p*ss to nick in.

In With the Lurpak · January 15, 2024, 05:39:16 PM

AtomicDog · January 16, 2024, 08:47:59 AM

Diary of a Rock n Roll star

"I overheard two women in Thirsk services garage shop on Friday discussing Toffee Crisps and I thought it is true you never see them as a single item on sale in shops these days. We know that Caramac has been discontinued and now that dark chocolate Bounty is no more but can you now only get Toffee Crisp in a selection box or multi pack. Or will there suddenly be a big rebranding one day for them to burst back into shops".

Sounds like ole Fred has been letching in the whoopsie isle at The services

Quite possibly a new verse to Shrug's next banger (Is he giving us a little 'teaser'?) could soar up the charts.

Possibly make it's debut at

'Unplugged upstairs in the Pig'

All of course for Cook Aid.

*See website for tickets*

AtomicDog · January 16, 2024, 10:41:58 AM

Meanwhile down the park looks like there's a counter protest going on.

Seems it's got the backing of some real celebrities . . .

might have to get on the snitch line to the cozzers They may be trouble ahead . . .

AtomicDog · January 16, 2024, 12:46:20 PM

Well I did warn em. . . .

Looks like the football alliance are in on the counter protest now, word gets about quick on twitter

Looks like a load of "rascist knuckledraggers" too.

I hope it doesn't turn ugly . . . Wonder if Lidds knows any of that lot?

AtomicDog · January 16, 2024, 02:36:33 PM

Just looked in Rumbelows window as I was meandering around the town aimlessly.

This was on

"Pages probationary podcasts '"™

Looks like there's international support on this Mutha

Thing's could start getting interesting . . .

Blott · January 16, 2024, 05:29:52 PM

You bstrd, F ING Rumbalows, we were trying to remember that name last Friday.

Gingerpig · January 16, 2024, 05:52:29 PM

Quote from: AtomicDog on January 16, 2024, 12:46:20 PMWell I did warn em. . . .

Looks like the football alliance are in on the counter protest now, word gets about quick on twitter

Looks like a load of "rascist knuckledraggers" too.

I hope it doesn't turn ugly . . . Wonder if Lidds knows any of that lot?

Won't be enough racist knuckledraggers there to take Bruiser Small's on

AtomicDog · January 16, 2024, 06:16:54 PM

True . . .

Looks like he's en route . . . Call the cop's!

AtomicDog · January 16, 2024, 07:10:56 PM

Only managed to rob Me favourite comic in W H Smiths today in the Cleveland centre . . .

Snuck it in Me donkey jacket when Arif the security guard wasn't looking

Yooouu whhhaatt!

BoroRedKen · January 16, 2024, 07:33:49 PM

AtomicDog · January 16, 2024, 08:07:56 PM

Tell yer wot n'all I was watching Nige on GB news earlier, had some right doyle on.
All he was talking about was Brexit, Formula 1, rugby and blow up doll's?

Nige had his life like, he sounded like a right c*cksucker n'all.

I'm sure he said he's going on naked attraction too.

I won't be watching that episode!

I dunno who cuts his hair either The Beatles were out in the 60's Lad

I've never heard of the c**t either

Gingerpig · January 16, 2024, 09:46:17 PM

Quote from: AtomicDog on January 16, 2024, 07:10:56 PMOnly managed to rob Me favourite comic in W H Smiths today in the Cleveland centre . . .

Snuck it in Me donkey jacket when Arif the security guard wasn't looking

Yooouu whhhaatt!

Fuck that , there,s a time to hold em , time to fold em ........& a time to run like fkuc

AtomicDog · January 17, 2024, 09:43:39 AM

UPDATE

Right I was round Me mates last night we were on the CB few cans of Ace, canister of Ronson, you know the dance.

We put the B&W portable on waiting for Cell block H.

Anyhow it seems that Nichols has been onto the Rozzers about the counter protest the f***ing snitch.

Neville Wanless showed this picture on the Tyne-Tees late news, looks like they're ready to move in . . .

I don't know the full details but I'm going down the town on the tap in a bit.

If I hear owt off any of My colleagues I'll update.

In the meanwhile stay safe, it's a jungle out there . . .

AtomicDog · January 17, 2024, 11:34:01 AM

Just seen this on GB news in Rumbelows window . . .

Looks like they've cleared the protesters off, the grass has got his wish.

Dunno what's gonna happen now or where the angry mob have gone?

Might be heading to Dinosaur park for a bit of Agadoo?

I dunno what's going on, I'm a nomad, not a f***ing news reporter!