Any country music fans on here?

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

I've been working on a side project that will hopefully keep me active enough.

It's not your typical hillbilly rock, dance the night away, ruby or gambler show.

It's stuff like Tennessee Whiskey, Wagon Wheel(Darius Rucker) Your Man(Josh Turner) and other stuff from the likes of Luke Bryan and Luke Combs.

I most say, I do like country myself, was always a fan of Convoy when growing up.


That's a big ten four Rubber Duck.

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

That image on the poster is the main cowboy himself, The Nu Metal Cowboy Fred Durst!!!

[AtomicDog]

There's a few cuntties from eston on ere? . . . .

E-Zee Possee in the area . . .

[AtomicDog]

Yeah Me lad Jamaica, general Carribbean, west Indies you know.

Why,

I like what I like, alright!, bit racialist that I think, have you been drinking?






Bit personal isn't it Lad.

Suppose to be a good laugh on here, isn't it?

Do you want Me to tell em about ya mam, getting caught shoplifting in  the local My Mum's shop eh?

A can of shandy

"Tastes just like dad's beer?"

Or ya sister's two brown babies, they're not twins either, the dirtbox


And your a woolly woofta .

D'yer wanna buy some Lemmo lad, let me know?

Me eds banging like a shithouse door ere Lad.

Stop at the garage on the way Lad. I'll have two cans of rockstar, not the flavour that tastes like someone's dropped a ciggy in.

Packet of space raiders, see if there's owt going on the whoopsie counter too will ya.


Some skins . . . will you do Me a favour too.

Tell that fat ginger lass with the lisp, you know the one with the built up shoe, her with the dreadful halitosis, that I love her, please, will ya?

F**kin ell I nearly forgot!

Get Me a copy of FMTTM yeah?


Had ya there Lad  . . . it's f*""in Tesco's not a joke shop.

Hurry up too,

 ya Dafcun



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[BoroRedKen]

Fuck me!!!!

Want to rent my backroom and become a real Hillbilly Joe?

I will eat hay with my donkey if you are serious!

Cant wait to hear your rendition of Achy Breaky Heart!

YEE HAWWW! RIDE 'EM COWBOY!!...

 

[BoroRedKen]

  

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

This sort of thing?

Much better than that Weller bloke

The zither player has a great hand action

Can you play guitar like Mrs Maybelle?

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

Well I certainly can't but this is apparently how you do it

Maybelle was Johnny Cash Mother in Law BTW

[BoroRedKen]

Used to love listening to my eldest up in the attic just jamming away.

He tried to teach me but im not that dextrous.

I had a mate, Gidders, who wrote and played solo. He wrote 1 song "Platform at 3am" that just blew me away!

He did an open mic 1 night Dr Browns. Went down well. But i think nerves always got the better of him. Quality guitarist and singer.