KLM B@STARDS .....

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

MY FLIGHT FROM AMSTERDAM TO TEESSIDE TONIGHT AT 21:30 HAS BEEN CANCELLED....SO THE CUNTS HAVE TOOK ME OFF THE 12:30 FLIGHT FROM BANGKOK TO AMSTERDAM AND BOOKED ME ON THAI ARLINES BANGKOK TO HEATHROW  BUT IT MEANS IM WAITING IN THE FUCKING AIRPORT 12 HOURS AS IT DOESNT LEAVE TILL 00:15 HOURS....THEN THE CUNTS HAVE ME FLYING HEATHROW TO ABERDEEN THEN ABERDEEN TO TEESSIDE....SHOWER OF CUNTS 😡😡😡😡😡

I SURE I MUST BE DUE A FUCKING REFUND ON THIS FLIGHT....IM SURE IT MENTIONS IT IN THE E MAIL......I COULD HAVE HAD ANOTHER 4 HOURS IN BED AND 2 MORE FUCKS 😡😡😡😡

[tunstall]

Do they say why the flights been cancelled?

That's fucking shite that mate, especially the way they've rerouted you

Why can't they just get you to Europe and put you up there?

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Do they say why the flights been cancelled?

That's fucking shite that mate, especially the way they've rerouted you

Why can't they just get you to Europe and put you up there?

THEY SAY ADVERSE WEATHER CONDITIONS AT THE AIRPORT....THATS BOLLOX IS THAT....BE EMIRATES FROM NEWCASTLE NEXT TIME....KLM CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF 

[Johnny Thunder]

It's blowing a fuckin hoolie here now like.

And supposed to get worse as the day goes on.

Storm Pia or some bollocks.


Have a safe journey Lids.


 

[Johnny Thunder]

Anyway, are ye bringing yer bird back to the UK?






 

[teamboro]

I couldn't claim anything for my 5hr delay due to the weather and a plane coming off the runway at Leeds Bradford yes I tried every avenue I could think of even the CAA said no

[tunstall]

It's blowing a fuckin hoolie here now like.

And supposed to get worse as the day goes on.

Storm Pia or some bollocks.


Have a safe journey Lids.


 

Thank fuck it's a day in front of the fire place today

Safe (several) flights Lids lad

[Wee_Willie]

MY FLIGHT FROM AMSTERDAM TO TEESSIDE TONIGHT AT 21:30 HAS BEEN CANCELLED....SO THE CUNTS HAVE TOOK ME OFF THE 12:30 FLIGHT FROM BANGKOK TO AMSTERDAM AND BOOKED ME ON THAI ARLINES BANGKOK TO HEATHROW  BUT IT MEANS IM WAITING IN THE FUCKING AIRPORT 12 HOURS AS IT DOESNT LEAVE TILL 00:15 HOURS....THEN THE CUNTS HAVE ME FLYING HEATHROW TO ABERDEEN THEN ABERDEEN TO TEESSIDE....SHOWER OF CUNTS 😡😡😡😡😡

I SURE I MUST BE DUE A FUCKING REFUND ON THIS FLIGHT....IM SURE IT MENTIONS IT IN THE E MAIL......I COULD HAVE HAD ANOTHER 4 HOURS IN BED AND 2 MORE FUCKS 😡😡😡😡

They did something last year when I was in Phuket. A few days before departing for UK I received an email from KLM tellig me that my flight from BKK to AMS had changed so I had to leave the day before. I had seperate flight bookings from Phuket to BKK (paid for). I absolutely went ape-shit, called customers services (went through to American office) and spoke to someone who was brain dead saying this is what it is. I told her where to go. I called the Amserdam office and they said they'd made a mistake.

I made an official complaint and I got around £500.

KLM was a decent airline a while ago, now they're now shite and unreliable.

You need to complain officially with evidence.   

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Sent you a pm Kenny....

[Gboro64]

You'll clock up some air miles though

[tunstall]

That Logan Air flight from Aberdeen will be decent value for money if it's today

[Blott]

Did anyone else laugh when they read that.

I once went to Madrid from Amsterdam via Toulouse and Barcelona. It took over 10 hours. kLM again.

[Steboro]

Our flight into Manchester was easily the worst flight I've ever been on.  Constant turbulence for over 2 hours.  Then tried to land and had to abort and circle and retry

I have never seen so many people puking on a plane, myself included.

[Blott]

If we are moving onto bad flights mine was less than a hour. Newcastle to Belfast City mid winter in a Gill Air prop. I honestly believe the pilot did a 3 point turn, Cliftonvilles's  ground was to the left of me and as we landed to the right.


On the night I was staying in the Holiday Inn the concierge ask if I had flown in that morning as he and his neighbours were in their back gardens watching the planes rock and roll.

A last point Paul Frost was on the flight with a small crew, years later he was doing a promo for the company I was working for and I mentioned it.

Evidently he is a trained pilot and had never been as frightened and made a formal complaint to Gill.

[tunstall]

Was once on a flight from Boston to LHR and as soon as we reached cruising altitude bad turbulence started....and it lasted the entire flight....all the way across the pond for six fucking hours

Flight attendants were told not to leave their seats so there was no service at all....you could go to the back and ask for a cold drink and a snack but that was it ask you were risking injury doing it

After a few hours I just thought fuck it and watched The Simpsons

The driver gadge kept coming on the PA to reassure everyone that we'd be ok....

That was a shit flight that one like but at least I was on my way home

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

I KNOW WHAT FUCKING JOHN CANDY AND STEVE MARTIN FEEL LIKE NOW 


THE THAI AIRWAYS FLIGHT WAS 45 MINS DELAYED AND I MISSED THE ABERDOOM FLIGHT....BRITISH AIRWAYS ARE CUNTS WOULD NOT BOOK ANOTHER FLIGHT SAID ITS THAI AIRLINES FAULT....MET THIS DAFT OLD DARLO CUNT WHO WAS DOING MY HEAD IN....SAME BOAT AS ME...THAI AIRLINES COULDNT GET ME ON A FLIGHT TODAY TO NEWCASTLE OR LEEDS AS ALL BOOKED...SAID THEY WOULD PAY FOR HOTEL...BUT FLIGHTS BOOKED UP TOMORROW....SAID FUCK IT...IM ON THE TUBE TO KINGS CROSS....MINUS THE DAFT OLD DARLO CUNT...THATS 2 AIRLINES I WILL BE CLAIMING FROM NOW 😡😡😡😡😡

[Johnny Thunder]

In The Cross for 2.



      

[tunstall]

 

[tunstall]

Sound like an epic journey home lids lad.

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

In The Cross for 2.



      

4 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

AND FULL OF QUEENS PARK FUCKING RANGERS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[tunstall]

Black eye Friday mate

Just dropped my daughter off at the Rudd's and it looked fucking rammo

Me? I'm off to Asda. Rock and fucking roll.

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

I'd just like to state that I was not the Daft Old Darlo Cunt

I was in Tenerife

 

[Steboro]

In The Cross for 2.



      

4 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

AND FULL OF QUEENS PARK FUCKING RANGERS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Saw a bloke in the Coulby Farm today I'm sure I recognize from Lids's photos on here.

[tunstall]

In The Cross for 2.



      

4 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

AND FULL OF QUEENS PARK FUCKING RANGERS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Saw a bloke in the Coulby Farm today I'm sure I recognize from Lids's photos on here.

Was he bald?

[Steboro]

In The Cross for 2.



      

4 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

AND FULL OF QUEENS PARK FUCKING RANGERS 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Saw a bloke in the Coulby Farm today I'm sure I recognize from Lids's photos on here.

Was he bald?

Yes he was