Careful boys

[BoroRedKen]

This happened to me in Boro yesterday.

Was walking back to my car and saw a Muslim lady in front of me, full body cover clothing and veil on, heavily laden with shopping and I noticed she was wearing a backpack.
En route to her car she dropped her purse, so I picked it up, shouted her, managed to get her attention,  and returned her purse.

What she said sent a chill down my spine.

She said
'Thank you Sir, that is a very kind act you just did, especially in this day and age'.

'As a thank you, I am going to give u this warning, please also tell your family'.

DO NOT come to this shopping centre on Xmas Eve at 5pm', she said chillingly .

Panicking, I asked her why?

'Coz it shuts at 4:30pm ya daft cunt', it's Sunday hours!!'

Thanks for reading 👍

[erimus74]

This happened to me in Boro yesterday.

Was walking back to my car and saw a Muslim lady in front of me, full body cover clothing and veil on, heavily laden with shopping and I noticed she was wearing a backpack.
En route to her car she dropped her purse, so I picked it up, shouted her, managed to get her attention,  and returned her purse.

What she said sent a chill down my spine.

She said
'Thank you Sir, that is a very kind act you just did, especially in this day and age'.

'As a thank you, I am going to give u this warning, please also tell your family'.

DO NOT come to this shopping centre on Xmas Eve at 5pm', she said chillingly .

Panicking, I asked her why?

'Coz it shuts at 4:30pm ya daft cunt', it's Sunday hours!!'

Thanks for reading 👍

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[Steboro]

 

[teamboro]

So one of your daft jokes
      

[Johnny Thunder]

 





 

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Definitely your best work so far.