METHODIST WEDDINGS

[BoroRedKen]

Are not going to use the term "husband and wife" in case it upsets non binary guests at the wedding.

And this is just even more ridiculous.

"Will you please stand for the happy couple".

Not to be used in Methodist weddings because its "Ableist".

NOW.....

My wedding. Paid for by me. The food you are eating at the reception. Paid by me. The piece of cake you take home? Paid by me. The Champagne? Paid by me.

If you might be offended by "husband and wife" then its possibly 2 outcomes.

1 DONT FUCKING COME.
2 THE CHANCES ARE YOU ARE NOT INVITED BECAUSE THE CHANCES OF YOU BEING A MATE ARE LESS THAN ZERO IF YOU CRY ABOUT THIS KIND OF NONSENSE.

Out of interest if any members are Methodist could you PM me if this is "fake news"?
Dont say on the board your religious leanings for privacy reasons.

 

[Johnny Thunder]

What a load of fuckin shite.