Please, someone, explain why Ant and Dec are so successful?

[Wee_Willie]

Watched a bit of Big Nige last night but I can't do the full show because of these two cunts.

Ant, who is a convicted drink/driver, druggie and someone who shits on his wife, then plays the victim cracking the same jokes about Nigel Farage being right wing and the canned laughter from the cameramen is nauseating.

They even slagged off Sunderland.

Can anyone explain ... they're fucking shite

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

A FUCKING OVERATED PAIR OF MINCING LITTLE DWARF UNFUNNY CUNTS WHO NEED A SEVERE KICKING UP AND DOWN THE LONGEST STREET IN BRITAIN 😡😡😡

[AtomicDog]

[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

A FUCKING OVERATED PAIR OF MINCING LITTLE DWARF UNFUNNY CUNTS WHO NEED A SEVERE KICKING UP AND DOWN THE LONGEST STREET IN BRITAIN 😡😡😡

Nailed it - would only add 'Geordie' in their somewhere!

[AtomicDog]

What are their names on FMTTM? . . .

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

They'll have sucked more cock than Bernard Matthew's had necked turkeys, to get where they are today.