Cats

[Steboro]

Is there any more of an utter cunt of an animal,?


2 nights in a row I come  home and this bitch has a live baby rabbit in her mouth. 

I tell her Shitty Kitty No ) yes that's her name that she responds to) drops the rabbit and comes in the house.

[tunstall]

During the summer one of our cats brought a rabbit home seven days in a row....hahaha

She has brought live ones home before but she'd killed all these ones

[BoroRedKen]

They are "rewards" for you. Seriously!

Cats do this to humans. They are very tuned into their "owners".

Did you know cats only meow at humans?..........

[Eastcoastred]

Best place for a cat is a microwave oven

[RiversideRifle]

Means the cat loves ya ste

[BoroRedKen]

Best place for a cat is a microwave oven

You can call me a racist, bigot and a bully but if you start microwaving moggies we have a problem.


Gas mark 5 for 50 mins!

BELLISIMO!!......

[Blott]

Crap musical.

[Francks left peg]

Best place for a cat is a microwave oven

You can call me a racist, bigot and a bully but if you start microwaving moggies we have a problem.


Gas mark 5 for 50 mins!

BELLISIMO!!......

Made me laugh out loud that one, Kenny🤣

[tunstall]

Best place for a cat is a microwave oven

Fucking daft cunt

[Johnny Thunder]

Not a fan of cats personally.


The fuckin sneaky cunts.

[Artie Fufkin]

Some dog owners are very pretentious about their mongrols and say "oh, it's a labracockapoohuahua". Ask a cat owner what sort they have and they'll say "an orange one"

That said I have 1 British blue who is a bit of a princess and a heinze 57 rescue who is daft as a brush

[Blott]

Our next door cat, which doesn't know it's next doors cat is a cracking thing, haven't seen a mouse since it moved in.


I am not keen on vermin.

[Francks left peg]

Ours is 12 this year. Big softie. Can't stand me, but I love the little git all the same.

[BoroRedKen]

Mine is now nearly 18.

2nd ever time in her life at the Vets last week. Vet was amazed by her age and condition. She has a bit of arthritis etc but other than that the vet said she was fine!.

 

[tunstall]

Mine is now nearly 18.

2nd ever time in her life at the Vets last week. Vet was amazed by her age and condition. She has a bit of arthritis etc but other than that the vet said she was fine!.

 

What food does she eat?

As ours are all getting older we have them on supplements now...as well as their own individual diets

[BoroRedKen]

Mine is now nearly 18.

2nd ever time in her life at the Vets last week. Vet was amazed by her age and condition. She has a bit of arthritis etc but other than that the vet said she was fine!.

 

What food does she eat?

As ours are all getting older we have them on supplements now...as well as their own individual diets

I feed her pate type cat food. I make sure she eats oily fish (sardines etc) at least 3 times a week and give her a supplement called Laxapet when she grooms too much to cut out hairball trouble.

[TerryCochranesSocks]

It's another simple rule, much like "Bitter for men, lager for bewers".

Dogs are for gadges, cats are for old women, lesbians and gayers.