A Dilemma 🐾

[AtomicDog]

With the Christmas party getting nearer I'm in a bit of a conundrum, you know what to wear?

See the thing is with it being Halloween tomorrow I've had to make a few alterations to My best robe.
 I'll be wearing this tomorrow as it frightens the f**k out of all the little b*stards that come knocking on My door, when I'm trying to watch Emmerdale.



Now I'm not wearing My pointed hat in this photo, that's in the wardrobe with my lariat.


 With Christmas always being a busy time for lynchings I don't really want to turn up with this on, if it's stinking of smoke.

So I was wondering if the other members could help Me?

Should I wear My Gestapo outfit instead, My caveman get up or My 'comedy' black and white minstrels get up?

Obviously I don't want to wear the same outfit as another member as that would look naff.

So is it Klansman all the way, suppose that way we'll all recognise each other?

See I don't want to come dressed like a c**t as you lot might think I'm a 'spy' From FMTTM . . .  thus affording Me a right good shoeing 

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[Ural Quntz (Moderator)]

The only other outfit that would be more scary is the ROBFREDWESTNICHOLS one

[Gingerpig]

Captain Cook look for me 

[AtomicDog]