Just received my 1st speeding ticket

Started by erimus74, September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PM

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erimus74

Driving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points

borope

Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points

Having been stuck behind you on the Seal Sands road i cant believe youve been caught driving too fast.  :alf:

Steboro

Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points

Only ever had one myself and it was in a pokey little speed trap town The speed limit drops from 45 to 35 in a 15ft space.   

The cop even said to me after handing me my ticket "I hope you and your family have a blessed day"

I told him " I hope you have the day you deserve"






erimus74

Quote from: borope on September 29, 2023, 03:58:11 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points

Having been stuck behind you on the Seal Sands road i cant believe youve been caught driving too fast.  :alf:

😁

tonyangelino

Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points

Think we're Max Verstappen do we sir?.

Only had 1 myself in 42 years as well. Been let off doing 66 on the A66, decent plod must of been a pisshead as i held my hands up and told him i'd just finished 1 till 9 shift and was rushing to drop the car off and get the last few pints (10.30 last orders back then)

tunstall

Speed awareness course not an option?

 :orson:

John Trebor

Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

UTTER JOKE THESE 2OMPH LIMITS ARE JUST THERE TO MAKE EVEN MORE MONEY OUT THE MOTORIST LIKE ULEZ 😡😡😡

FUCK ME WE ARE TAXED TO FUCK AS IT IS 😡😡😡
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉


KNOWN HIM YEARS... ALWAYS BEEN A WRONG UN LIKE  :sid:
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

erimus74

Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉

😁

Blott

Over 60 points for speeding. Roughly 3 points every 2 years.


0 today though and over 4 years since last one

BoroRedKen

33 on Ormsbey Bank. Did the SAC at the TAD Centre.

BoroRedKen

Some cyclists videoed doing 30+ mph in a 20........

Gingerpig

Flying about like yer own the road Erimus .......no doubt in a BMW !!!!!!!!!

erimus74

Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉

I know, I know, just wondering how I tell my kids 😔

BoroRedKen

And before you lycra lot start.....

You can go to a car boot sale buy a pushbike for 15 quid.

Jump on it and ride basically where you want.

No proficiency test. No identifiable marks. No safety gear except helmet. No health/eye checks.

And not everyone who rides a bike also drive a car so that old chestnut wont wash with me.

BoroRedKen

Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉

I know, I know, just wondering how I tell my kids 😔

Cant you just say you are gay? You will get let off surely?.....

 :katie:

BoroRedKen

Or stuff 'em! You have 9 more to play with!

erimus74

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on September 29, 2023, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉

I know, I know, just wondering how I tell my kids 😔

Cant you just say you are gay? You will get let off surely?.....

 :katie:

😂😂😂😂😂

That was class Ken, made me laugh

BoroRedKen

BREAKING NEWS......

VERDICT IN FROM THE FLYME JURY.....

GUILTY.

SENTENCED TO 40 LASHES AND A PUBLIC TAR AND FEATHERING AT THE NEXT HOME AT HALFTIME.


YOU A BADMAN E-MAN!!....

 :alf:

erimus74

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on September 29, 2023, 05:18:34 PMBREAKING NEWS......

VERDICT IN FROM THE FLYME JURY.....

GUILTY.

SENTENCED TO 40 LASHES AND A PUBLIC TAR AND FEATHERING AT THE NEXT HOME AT HALFTIME.


YOU A BADMAN E-MAN!!....

 :alf:

😁

John Trebor

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on September 29, 2023, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉

I know, I know, just wondering how I tell my kids 😔

Cant you just say you are gay? You will get let off surely?.....

 :katie:
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on September 29, 2023, 05:18:34 PMBREAKING NEWS......

VERDICT IN FROM THE FLYME JURY.....

GUILTY.

SENTENCED TO 40 LASHES AND A PUBLIC TAR AND FEATHERING AT THE NEXT HOME AT HALFTIME.


YOU A BADMAN E-MAN!!....

 :alf:

😁
Theyve given him a choice.

40 lashes with a tar and feathering

or...

Make a pinkie promise to vote Labour at the next election.


BoroRedKen

Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 05:29:03 PM
Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on September 29, 2023, 05:14:14 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: John Trebor on September 29, 2023, 04:32:16 PM
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points
Always knew you were a wrongun 😉

I know, I know, just wondering how I tell my kids 😔

Cant you just say you are gay? You will get let off surely?.....

 :katie:
Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 05:22:17 PM
Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on September 29, 2023, 05:18:34 PMBREAKING NEWS......

VERDICT IN FROM THE FLYME JURY.....

GUILTY.

SENTENCED TO 40 LASHES AND A PUBLIC TAR AND FEATHERING AT THE NEXT HOME AT HALFTIME.


YOU A BADMAN E-MAN!!....

 :alf:

😁
Theyve given him a choice.

40 lashes with a tar and feathering

or...

Make a pinkie promise to vote Labour at the next election.



Make a pinkie promise to vote Labour at the next election.

Calm down dear! He has not killed anyone!!

Ural Quntz (Moderator)

Quote from: erimus74 on September 29, 2023, 03:53:41 PMDriving 32 in a 20 zone, near where I live, no complaints TBH

Soon as I seen the van I knew & been expecting the letter through the door ever since

1st offence in all the 42 years I've been driving

Just take it on the chin pay the fine & take the 3 points

Don't - go for the half a day education course and sit trying to look a bit interested


Gboro64

Done 3 driver awareness courses over the years.  Looks like I never learn.