Inside the Kremlin?

[Ural Quntz]

Sorry for the lack of updates  - Big P is still in the freezer while they try and figure out what to do next

As forecast a while ago Patrushev is the boss

Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!
Recently, "Putin" began to appear so rarely on the news agenda that the Kremlin became seriously concerned that problems with exposure would arise against this background. Only the lazy did not pay attention to the fact that the "president" is no longer the central figure of the Russian media field.

After the death of Vladimir Putin, Secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation Nikolai Patrushev became the leader in shaping the meaning of Russian power, noticeably pushing "Putin" somewhere to the periphery of the information space. Now Patrushev and his entourage realized that they were a little too hasty and decided to roll back a little.

Yesterday, the flow of information slop about "Putin" from the Kremlin literally flowed like a fountain. For the first time since October 26, the president's double held meetings, negotiations, went to the press, presented awards, participated in the extraordinary BRICS summit via video link, and even addressed young people, choosing such an insignificant occasion that it looked inappropriate and stupid.
In general, there is now a lot of "president", but not for long. Patrushev has already, in fact, taken the place of head of state, and media activity will be a necessary part of demonstrating this power. The double will appear more often, but in the background, Patrushev will play first violin, and he will regularly remind him of this. The main question for the "Politburo 2.0", which has rallied around the Secretary of the Security Council, remains "who will be the next president."

There are not a lot of options here; this is either Putin's double or a successor. Among possible successors, several candidates are being considered, but Dmitry Patrushev has the greatest chance.

At the moment, negotiations within the "Politburo" have reached a dead end, when everyone understands that it is urgent to come to an agreement, but no one wants to give in.

In the near future, we will experience a series of big events that will completely reshape the political reality in Russia.

[In With the Lurpak]

Sorry for the lack of updates  - Big P is ....... 

This is the main man out on business showing how he rolls  :klippety:

https://twitter.com/djuric_zlatko/status/1726884273180004768

[In With the Lurpak]

And now for John Kuntz hero below

https://twitter.com/MyLordBebo/status/1721634201756172509

[Ural Quntz]

Yes - it happens all the time

Keeps Muscovites thinking that he is still racing around instead of being stuck in his freezer

Nobody in those crappy limos

Lord Bebo is worse at shit photoshops than you are

You do like these Russian trolls

[In With the Lurpak]

You're brain damaged do yourself a favour delete this thread stick to the odd you tube video and make sure you fuck off to bed at 8 clock everynight out of my sight you whopper   

[Ural Quntz]

[Ural Quntz]

Just a bit of news crocky - ignore if you dont want to read/believe it.

Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!

A man resembling Russian President Vladimir Putin held a meeting of the State Council. A huge table headed by the "president", whom most participants see from afar, not only does not confuse anyone, but has also become a traditional attribute of such events.
The backup looked downright bad at the meeting. The dark circles around the eyes were barely hidden by makeup, and they weren't really trying to get rid of the "bags" under the eyes. Wandering cheekbones and a sagging chin are not discussed at all, as they have become individual characteristics of the new "Putin". The night before, the double had problems with his kidneys, he complained of severe pain in the lower back and doctors were urgently brought to him.

We have already reported that the understudy has chronic kidney disease, which is making itself felt. It is worth noting that the double freezes during outdoor activities in winter, which causes an exacerbation of the disease. Unlike the late Putin, the understudy tolerates frost and dampness much worse. While in St. Petersburg, the double many times, as part of meetings and events, found himself in the fresh air without a hat and dressed lightly for the weather, freezing almost every time.
Doctors recommended avoiding such situations, warning of serious problems, but the need to demonstrate a youthful and seasoned "Putin" took over. Now the double is forced to hold a Council meeting in poor health and after taking medications. Before they know it, the backup will be destroyed, and we still have to live to see the elections and the subsequent transition.

The struggle for "traditional values" is reaching a new level. People around the Secretary of the Security Council of the Russian Federation, Nikolai Patrushev, have gone so far as to discuss the possibilities and methods of physically eliminating representatives of the gay community in the Russian government and in the spheres of culture and journalism.

Against this background, the scandal with Nastya Ivleeva's "naked party" fell into fertile soil. Thus, one of the deputy heads of the Presidential Administration, who had designs on Ivleeva and was refused, decided to take revenge by submitting a report in which it was stated that the "naked party" was an LGBT coven. The report fell into the hands of Patrushev, who gave orders to investigate immediately and radically.

This is just the beginning; in the new year, many such "surprises" await Russian celebrities, and the elite, according to Patrushev, must undergo "purification."

[Ural Quntz]

Bit of an update

Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!

The Russian leadership, on the whole, calmly and even casually accepted the news yesterday about the liquidation of the large landing ship Caesar Kunikov in the Black Sea. The warship was destroyed by the Ukrainian Armed Forces using surface unmanned vehicles.
Russia has already lost a significant part of its navy in the Black Sea and, apparently, this is not the limit. Ukraine's ability to destroy warships is increasing, and the Russian authorities have actually come to terms with this for now.

Surprisingly, the Russian leadership hopes for Donald Trump to come to power in the United States and sees salvation only in this. The leadership of the military bloc reports that all operations to destroy the Russian military fleet in the Black Sea are carried out exclusively with the support of the United States and there is nothing to oppose this today.

But, they say, the "good tsar" Trump will come to power in the United States, and then he will rein in his military and years of unbridled happiness will begin for the Russian leadership.

It's paradoxical, but relying on the help of the big white gentleman against whom you are fighting (at least on TV and in the unburdened minds of citizens) is the only thing the Russian leadership is capable of today.

A stand-in for Russian President Vladimir Putin was released into the information space to clarify some points from an interview with Tucker Carlson that aired last week. We wanted to specify some of the messages, but it turned out to be outright nonsense. The double is not able to clearly and clearly state what is required of him. He simply does not understand the essence of the problem, but tries to retell, in his own words, what he heard from the curators.

This is where the messages come from, from the "president" about the unfulfilled "Minsk agreements", about "it was necessary to use force earlier", about the conversation with Carlson about the Jewish pogroms, the lack of responsibility among modern Germans, and finally, about the lack of satisfaction after the interview with Tucker Carlson.

It is strange that the majority of Russian citizens do not see what the curators of the double are well aware of - the man portraying Russian President Vladimir Putin is an outright idiot. But there is no other, and we have to use this one.

[TerryCochranesSocks]

[Ural Quntz]

Its been a while since I posted the inside gen on what's happening and I thought if anything tempts our pal crocket from his self imposed sabbatical it would to get the latest news.

Note: I have word that other forums are posting inferior updates supposedly form a Russian General or summat. The call sign 'baddad' has been mentioned. Do not trust this info - it is complete and utter nonsense

So here you go

Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!

The decision of the Russian leadership to officially recognize the Taliban has actually been accepted, but several significant questions remain. Firstly, is it worth cementing the "recognition" with a personal meeting of a person appointed by the President of Russia and similar to Vladimir Putin with the Taliban delegation.

It would be logical, but the abrupt transition from terrorists to practically brothers somewhat confuses the sophisticated minds of representatives of the so-called "Politburo 2.0."

Secondly, Russian colleagues are being hurried by their Chinese comrades to "recognize" the Taliban, and quickly bending to the "master" seems out of the question. And so the influence of the Chinese leadership on the Russian government is too obvious.

And thirdly, according to the Russian leadership, the Taliban must make significant concessions in exchange for recognition. Negotiations are currently underway with the Taliban to reduce prices for drugs, which the Russian leadership buys from them and for traffic passing through Afghanistan.

If the prospects for agreements with the Taliban are real, then there are still difficulties in preparing for "Putin's" visit to North Korea. The Russian leadership is doing everything possible to organize the double's visit to North Korea.

Kim Jong-un is not against receiving representatives of the Russian leadership led by the double, but the problem arose from a third party. Chinese comrades recommend their Russian colleagues not to rush into organizing a visit. The Chinese are concerned about a possible agreement between Russia and North Korea to expand military cooperation.

 Since China is trying to control the course of the war and the intensity of hostilities in Ukraine, the desire of the Chinese comrades to keep their finger on the pulse is understandable. Of course, any arms supplies will be agreed upon with China, but rather than hindering the implementation of agreements, it is easier to prevent them, at least for now.

The role of peacekeepers occupies the Chinese more than it might seem.

[Ural Quntz]

It seems as though all is not well with the ersatz Putin

Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!

The upcoming visit of a man appointed by the President of Russia and similar to Vladimir Putin to North Korea and Vietnam was in jeopardy. We have already talked about the fact that the backup has chronic kidney disease and just yesterday an exacerbation began.

In addition to kidney problems, the double developed pain in the chin and left cheekbone. Today the "president" must be examined and based on the results of this examination the issue of a foreign trip will be decided. The double underwent several plastic surgeries to fully match Putin's appearance, and the cosmetic procedures to which his face was subjected are innumerable. It is no wonder that after this a person experiences pain and discomfort in those places that have undergone changes.

The problem with "Putin's" "wandering" cheekbones has not yet been completely resolved. Those doctors who are currently patronized by the appearance of a man similar to the president blame their predecessors who performed operations on the cheekbones, allegedly they made mistakes that are difficult to correct. And if everyone has come to terms with the president's atypical appearance, moreover, it is the real image that seems "true" to many, but now problems arise about how to "maintain" this appearance.

Plus, problems with allergic reactions in the double, which are manifested by swelling on the face, and problems with the kidneys, from which "Putin's" face swells, do not give confidence in maintaining the current appearance of the president. These troubles can significantly affect the speed of transit and aggravate the crisis among the elites.

There is, of course, an absurd option, to quickly prepare another double identical to this one, but this will not even be a comedy, but a farce. Although the "preparation" is there, you just need to try a little.

[Ural Quntz]

Crumbling from the inside

Not long now

Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!

Chairman of the Central Bank of the Russian Federation Elvira Nabiullina has recently quite often taken part in consultations with members of the so-called "Politburo 2.0". Communication takes place in video format over a secure connection, and Elvira Sakhipzadovna's first words are the same every time: "We are moving towards disaster." The sanctions noose is getting tighter and tighter, and each new package only worsens the situation.

Western experts openly admire the professionalism of the leadership of the financial and economic bloc in Russia. Nabiullina and the company coped brilliantly with the first sanctions, but any professionalism has its limit, and for any excellent specialist there is a more capable one. The West did not waste time, and, taking into account the mistakes and miscalculations of the first sanctions, they are introducing new, much more effective ones.

The most pressing problem for the Russian leadership today is payments in dollars, euros and a number of other currencies. Clinging to the yuan is a pointless idea. Even without taking into account the fact that the yuan exchange rate is manually adjusted by the political leadership of China, Chinese banks will soon follow the example of Bank of China and stop cooperation with Russian sanctioned banks.

A number of key partners may very soon refuse to make payments with Russia even in national currencies, as signals have already been received. The Russian leadership does not know how to solve the problems that exist today, and new sanctions and new restrictions are ahead. And if earlier the West acted rather on a whim in the matter of forming sanctions packages, now it is professional and proactive.

[Ural Quntz]

Well this is an interesting viewpoint from this guy (whoever he is)

It was noticeable that yesterdays strikes on Ukraine non military targets was only Shahed drones and no Iranian ballistics. So it would appear that Iran maybe wanting to hold back supply for its own use and can not continue to feed Ruzzia as well?

It could well be that it's Israel that spill the beans about Pootins death

Best outcome for UKR would be Israel flattening Iran's means of production (with the aid of the US of course) of ballistics or even its nascent nuclear capability

Fascinating stuff this geopolitics

Over to you Lurpack/Ziege for loony comment

 



Dear subscribers and guests of the channel!

Yesterday's massive missile attack by Iran on Israel caused mixed reactions in the Russian leadership.

Iran did warn a number of countries about preparing a strike on Israeli territory.

BUT (!) the Russian leadership was not among the first to be warned, and along with this message the Iranian leadership politely and persistently imposed a ban on the use of some of the weapons that Iran had previously provided to Russia for the war with Ukraine. The ban applies to the use of ballistic missiles and is valid until further notice.

On the one hand, the Russian leadership has wonderful reasons to rejoice - a missile strike on Israel (and the Russian leadership is full of anti-Semites) and rising oil prices against this background. On the other hand, although Iran's strike was massive, it did not cause significant damage to Israel, the IRGC's threats to "respond with a response" cause mostly a contemptuous smile, and oil prices will continue to fall again as soon as it becomes clear that the tension has subsided.

Even more unpleasant for the Russian leadership of the security and military blocs is Iran's ban on the use of the weapons provided. Although the ban is temporary, it hinders the ability to act at full strength. And the most unpleasant thing for the Kremlin's power tower is the warning, on the eve of the strike, from Netanyahu that "Putin" should be ready to have an emergency telephone conversation with him, if necessary.

There is no doubt that in the event of a truly significant strike on Israel from Iran, Netanyahu would demand that "Putin" pull the Iranian leadership up, blackmailing them with information about Putin's illness and death, and about a double in the Russian presidential chair.

The entire Politburo understands such risks very well, and of course they were, as they say, on edge until they realized that this time everything went well.

[Too Much Perspective]

I could easily believe that if he died, they'd hush it up while the kingmakers get in a huddle, decide on a successor, get the generals and oligarchs on side, and then present that successor to the country as the 'rightful heir' (followed by a rigged election for appearances sake).
But for this, you're talking weeks - maybe a month or so at most. Eighteen months, though? Sorry - nope. That dog won't hunt.   
 
 

[Ural Quntz]

I could easily believe that if he died, they'd hush it up while the kingmakers get in a huddle, decide on a successor, get the generals and oligarchs on side, and then present that successor to the country as the 'rightful heir' (followed by a rigged election for appearances sake).
But for this, you're talking weeks - maybe a month or so at most. Eighteen months, though? Sorry - nope. That dog won't hunt. 
 
 

In any other country but Russia (or North Korea) I'd agree

Russians are so conditioned that they have come to have no interest in 'Politics' for fear of being jailed.

Long term deception is much more of a prospect especially when those being deceived want to believe. Putin is seen as a great saviour who rescued the country from the depths of post communist collapse and hardship. They dont want him to be dead

So he isn't - as long as they all agree.

[In With the Lurpak]

Delete this thread .

The only thing " Dead " Is your brain Kuntzy 

[Too Much Perspective]

These rumours always do the rounds. If you drank in the Masham in 1940, guarantee at some point you'd hear someone saying his mate's son's signaller mate got a radio intercept saying Hitler is dead.

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Russians are so conditioned that they have come to have no interest in 'Politics' for fear of being jailed.

Viktor Medvedchuk

 

[Ural Quntz]

Russians are so conditioned that they have come to have no interest in 'Politics' for fear of being jailed.

Viktor Medvedchuk

 

.....and?

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Ukraine jails it's political opposition (as well as being the worlds child trafficking hub), they're no better than Russia.

[Ural Quntz]

Ukraine jails it's political opposition (as well as being the worlds child trafficking hub), they're no better than Russia.

You need to do more Research before you post

This guy was a crook in the pay of Putin who was selling military secrets to the Kremlin

Hardly a guy in the street

Heres a picture

[TerryCochranesSocks]

That's what people look like when they're imprisoned.
He was, like many in Ukraine, pro-Russian and was Head of the Political Council of the Ukrainian party Opposition Platform For Life that held 44 seats in the Ukrainian parliament. One of eleven opposition parties that were "suspended" by the Zelenskyy puppet.
You need to chew your food before swallowing, daft arse.

[Ural Quntz]

Top cut and paste TC

You used to be a lot better though.....

Slightly above the other loons only now

 

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Top cut and paste TC

You used to be a lot better though.....

Slightly above the other loons only now

 

You're a gullible fool, likeable but gullible.
Ukraine has been a disaster ever since the US instigated the overthrowing of a democratically elected government. The ludicrous regime of the green t-shirt is a tool for the Blackrocks etc to launder money.
Even a cursory glance at the history of the place is enough for all but the most ovine to realise what a cesspit it is.

[In With the Lurpak]

Ural's NAZI's have shelled a massive nuclear power station today .


Russia have been protecting it





Out of pure desperation Ukraine Nazi's have hit the place with shells.    


Sick vile Bastards


https://X.com/CaptCoronado/status/1841857125984711156