CAREFUL LADS BOROLAD LAYING DOWN THE TROPE HE IS 'ARD

[Gingerpig]

Upskirting , perving on niece  crap artist , total fkin walter Mitty

[BoroRedKen]

BOOM!!

Kenny was right!!

"Haha. Most of these happened in Birminham city centre, but the broken beer glass (dimple type actually, not a schooner) that cracked me over the head was in Huddersfield. A lot of blood and a few stitches but no great shakes. Still managed to remove them from the club."


LIKE A FUCKING BOOK!!...

[BoroRedKen]

So now i ask the burning question.

How long ago did these "people" actually live in Teesside?

Sometimes the years vs stories just do not add up.......

[BoroRedKen]

Next?

"During university".........

[BoroRedKen]

PS.

I got your boat joke Dog!

  

[tunstall]

On the door in Birmingham? I wouldn't fancy that

He must be a proper hard cunt

[John Trebor]

BOOM!!

Kenny was right!!

"Haha. Most of these happened in Birminham city centre, but the broken beer glass (dimple type actually, not a schooner) that cracked me over the head was in Huddersfield. A lot of blood and a few stitches but no great shakes. Still managed to remove them from the club."


LIKE A FUCKING BOOK!!...

Ah, a dimpled glass. Makes all the difference.

[Gingerpig]

Scared the fkin yardies off that lad  :fuckoffdaftcunt:

yet another NICK SMALLS  post for clicks , because that is what OTR is about

[AtomicDog]

When he was running the door in Cassidys caught George Michael in the bogs committing a lewd and lascivious act on Bob the bucket.

Cracked him . . . Sent him to the edge of heaven

[Ebenezer Good]

On the door in Birmingham? I wouldn't fancy that

He must be a proper hard cunt

One eyed Baz used to give that place a wide birth.😀

[AtomicDog]

When he worked on the door in the Havana he put Keith Flint clean out, I was there, seen it . . .

'No pyromaniac's in ere Lad'

[AtomicDog]

When he was on the door in a club in Coventry he wouldn't let Lady Godiva in . . .

She wasn't dressed appropriately

[AtomicDog]

He once wouldn't let Harry Vegas in  the sh*tter in the Masham, when he was due to recite some ode's there

Because he's a . . .

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

THE DAFT LONG HAIRED CUNT COULDN'T BOUNCE A FUCKING RUBBER BALL 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

THE CUNTS A NARCISSIST 👍

YOU CAN SEE THE WAY HE GOES ON WITH HIS CONTROLLING BEHAVIOUR 😡😡😡

[BoroRedKen]

[RiversideRifle]

He once wouldn't let Harry Vegas in  the sh*tter in the Masham, when he was due to recite some ode's there

Because he's a . . .

 

[In With the Lurpak]

BOOM!!

Kenny was right!!

"Haha. Most of these happened in Birminham city centre, but the broken beer glass (dimple type actually, not a schooner) that cracked me over the head was in Huddersfield. A lot of blood and a few stitches but no great shakes. Still managed to remove them from the club."


LIKE A FUCKING BOOK!!...

Please have another few pint's with Ural he's been sucked right in by that whopper small and his epilogue of horse shit. Wake him up for fuck sake before he starts telling everyone on here he was also a bouncer down the Bongo on bank holiday weekends .. 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

He's ok. Drinks in the ship now.

[AtomicDog]

NEWSFLASH . . .

we interrupt this programme to go live with the prophet of peace, the man with the plan. You think you know pity, wait till you see this!

All the way from Middlesbrough, the know it poet, gimmie a pun or I'm done, he's as sharp as a carp, puts the oomph in bumf . . . Ladies and gentlemen live from the room of doom I give you . . .
HAAAARRY VEEEGAAS

[AtomicDog]

We always listen to Harry's slot he does on TFM, he's such a rum Chap, with his little barbed comments, he's such a wag


In fact Mavis over the road has his picture on Her garden gate, say's it stops the cat's weeing on her garden.

It doesn't really work though . . . Cos the other day Morris climbed over their gate, done a massive 💩 on her garden, that raw diet is doing him no good . . . Me and Ralph were pissing ourselves laughing  . . . I even snuck in and put a little Red Roar flag in it, we were zeig heiling, goose-stepping outside, singing Bavarian marching chant's in our little comedy moustaches we'd made  . . . Oh how we laughed
Are we bad?

Where's our Bratwurst, did Josef drop them off . . . We seen his Panzer go past the other Day?

[BoroRedKen]

"Me and Ralph were pissing ourselves laughing and he even stuck a RR flag in it"......


Barking mad!

    

[AtomicDog]

BOOM!!

Kenny was right!!

"Haha. Most of these happened in Birminham city centre, but the broken beer glass (dimple type actually, not a schooner) that cracked me over the head was in Huddersfield. A lot of blood and a few stitches but no great shakes. Still managed to remove them from the club."


LIKE A FUCKING BOOK!!...

First off I'm not promoting violence in any way,  that's not what this place is about, it's about having a laugh.

Answer Me this then?

You've got some 'local' fantasist professing about diffusing situations in nightclubs in Birmingham, one of the major cities in this country, where the Zulu Warriors are from, booze?

"You need a good team behind you"?

Try the Frontline Lad, you know that have been to St Andrews, seen it, been amongst it?

I've travelled and seen enough wanton violence, like a few on here have too.

Major cities have some big lumps let's not forget Middlesbrough is a piss pot town.

Am I fantasizing, making this up?

No, cos I've seen it with My own eye's.

What I will say though is this.
Nick whatever you name is give it up nobody from our town knows you, you're a f**king dink, it's all you've ever been.
You're a no mark, two Bob c**t  like a lot of you're mob. I say as I quaff this cheeky, peaty, little dram.

I can state with conviction you'll never or have ever represent people from My home town, people who I went to school with, socialise with to this day.

Stick to what you're good at, stuff like upskirting, harbouring Nonces n stuff.

For any one else off FMTTM this is where it's at if you want a laugh.
No judgement,  everyone is equal.

Just for you badlad . . . Hope you watch this
Up the Boro eh?

Legend in your own head Lad
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28/08/2023
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*Where's me supper Boss*

[Steboro]

On the door in Birmingham? I wouldn't fancy that

He must be a proper hard cunt

Alot of people that live in Birmingham are not allowed to drink because of religious beliefs, was probably very quiet.

[BoroRedKen]

Is this what is known as "Doubling Down"?

"I don't know how it compares but in the early to mid 80s I was on £20 to £25 a night (9pm til 2.30 a.m usually) for nightclubs door work. I'd get a bit more for gigs and what felt like decent money then, £10 an hour, for personal security (usually minding touring bands/musicians). By comparison, at the time I could earn £200 for writing a corporate video script (for double glazing or Goodyear tyres, that sort of stuff) that might take me 5 hours."

Personal security??.....

Not a fucking chance in hell. In the late 80's i was working for the tightest bloke in the game Laurie Pigg. And we were on more than that.
Used to get 50/60 bar to do the wrestling "security" at the Bowl and town hall.

Look at the "brag". Goodyear tyres. CLANG!!....

[Gingerpig]

lasted 30 secs  before thinking ...yer daft fuck , like meeting a piss pot on the Pig Iron , tolerate for so long , then say fuck off before i chin yer