WHEN YOU WHERE A KID 👍😁👍

Started by LIDDLE_TOWERS999, August 15, 2023, 08:03:16 AM

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BoroRedKen

My parents got my clothes from The Famous Army Stores.

I was the only kid in my year who went to school dressed as a Japanese General......


BoroRedKen

I used to have to wear my sisters hand me downs.

1 day i had to go to school in a dress and the teacher had the same dress on!

I dont know who was more embarrassed!



Me or him....................

BoroRedKen

We were poor as kids.

On a Sunday mum would knock on next door to ask them if they would dip their roast in our gravy.....


Dr Barnados come collecting for the orphanage and dad packed my bags....

My dad was a twat. 1 day i answered the door and shouted "Dad! Theres a man at the door with a bill".

My dad shouted back "fuck off son. Its a duck with a hat on"...

Johnny Thunder


LIDDLE_TOWERS999

 :taxi:  :taxi:  :taxi:  :taxi:  :taxi:

SHERBET DABS FOR A MR BALDAM  :rav:
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

Johnny Thunder


Northallerton_Boro

Said it before, ill say it again.

Pack of auld cunts

TerryCochranesSocks

Hand knitted stripey tank tops and flares!

 :smokin:

In With the Lurpak

#34



Found this in me scrap book .. great snake belt

erimus74

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 16, 2023, 11:28:28 AMMy parents got my clothes from The Famous Army Stores.

I was the only kid in my year who went to school dressed as a Japanese General......

😁

erimus74

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 16, 2023, 11:31:27 AMI used to have to wear my sisters hand me downs.

1 day i had to go to school in a dress and the teacher had the same dress on!

I dont know who was more embarrassed!



Me or him....................

😂 That was class that, nearly spat my tea reading it 😁

erimus74

#37
These types of threads are what makes this board for me, good banter, no falls out, no one taken seriously, a few digs here & there, a couple of beauty one liners from Ken & a few bleep, bleeps to be added (only kidding)

👌👍

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AtomicDog

Quote from: Ural Quntz (Moderator) on August 25, 2023, 10:26:26 AM
Quote from: MrCrocket on August 25, 2023, 06:39:14 AM


Found this in me scrap book .. great snake belt

 :supremeleader:


He was funny Him like, I liked Him.
Don't think he's the troll either, had much better patter
Why must I feel like that . . . Why must I chase the 🐈

tonyangelino

Did anyone call Licorice Spanish?, and on the subject of licorice, i used to love licorice root, chew it for hours.

Blott

Can anyone remember Xylophones?

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

Quote from: Blott on August 25, 2023, 03:09:16 PMCan anyone remember Xylophones?


NO... BUT I CAN REMEMBER JEWS HARPS 😁

AND GLOCKENSPEILS 😁

 :sid:
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

Blott

Jews harps. They made the teeth chatter.

Xylophones were those electric things that made daft noises.

tonyangelino

Quote from: Blott on August 25, 2023, 03:15:41 PMJews harps. They made the teeth chatter.

Xylophones were those electric things that made daft noises.

Stylophones with RH on the box cover

Space Oddity


Blott

Quote from: tonyangelino on August 25, 2023, 03:26:13 PM
Quote from: Blott on August 25, 2023, 03:15:41 PMJews harps. They made the teeth chatter.

Xylophones were those electric things that made daft noises.

Stylophones with RH on the box cover

Space Oddity


following the tunes they put in a little pamphlet.

Artie Fufkin

Quote from: TerryCochranesSocks on August 16, 2023, 03:01:19 PMHand knitted stripey tank tops and flares!

 :smokin:


My nana once knitted my mum a bathing costume. Nearly drowned her after going for a plodge cos once it was wet it was equivalent to the weight a para carried yomping to goose green

BoroRedKen

Quote from: tonyangelino on August 25, 2023, 11:51:07 AMDid anyone call Licorice Spanish?, and on the subject of licorice, i used to love licorice root, chew it for hours.

Yes me! Love "lickherarse" root!

 :bigjack

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on August 25, 2023, 04:32:50 PM
Quote from: tonyangelino on August 25, 2023, 11:51:07 AMDid anyone call Licorice Spanish?, and on the subject of licorice, i used to love licorice root, chew it for hours.

Yes me! Love "lickherarse" root!

 :bigjack

And Pontefract cakes....

erimus74

Quote from: Blott on August 25, 2023, 03:09:16 PMCan anyone remember Xylophones?

My sister got one as a present one xmas