I'm clearly missing something here..........

[F3 canine servicer]

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/oap-drives-nissan-micra-stream-27226173

Rescued from 6 inches of water and he's a hero???  The car is still on it's wheels.......the water is flowing at such a slow rate that a bloke in a wheelchair could have pushed himself into stream, and saluted as he opened the car door!

Decapitated?????  If a bloke managed to stop the car then the car cant have been travelling at more than about 3mph?  Hardly a speed that will dent the cars "a-pillars"!

So like I said......I'm clearly missing something!

Maybe he's a hero cos he went to Gt Ayton straight after for a Suggits icecream?

[Johnny Thunder]

Load of shite that.