HOW MUCH DOES YER BLADDER HOLD 😁😁😁

Started by LIDDLE_TOWERS999, June 17, 2023, 03:43:42 PM

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LIDDLE_TOWERS999

MINE HOLDS AN EXACT PINT 👍🤣🤣🤣👍


WHEN I'M PISSED OFF WITH OUR LASS AND SHE'S UPSTAIRS WATCHING NETFLIX AND I'M DOWN IN THE KITCHEN LISTENING TO MUSIC 🎶🎶🎶👍😁👍 SOMETIMES I CAN'T BE ARSED WALKING UPSTAIRS... SO I PISS IN HER FAVOURITE PINT STELLA GLASS WHAT SHE USES TO DRINK HER VODKA AND IRN BRU IN WHICH SHE LOVES 😁😁😁

AND I PISS A PERFECT PINT EVERYTIME I FEEL THE NEED TO GO 👍👌👍

FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE JEFF  :ray:

I MUST BE DRINKING TOO MANY CANS AT HOME 🤣🤣🤣
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

BoroRedKen


RiversideRifle

The most disgusting bit about this is the vodka and irn bru  :rudi2: I'd rather drink yer piss
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LIDDLE_TOWERS999

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Quote from: RiversideRifle on June 17, 2023, 03:45:09 PMThe most disgusting bit about this is the vodka and irn bru  :rudi2: I'd rather drink yer piss

WICKED  :rudi:

THERE'S A PINT FOR YOU 🤣🤣🤣



GET WELL SOON STEVE G

tonyangelino

I've just stopped pissing due to the dialysis. Fucking brilliant not having to get up twice through the night 😂😂

BoroRedKen

Quote from: tonyangelino on June 17, 2023, 03:53:33 PMI've just stopped pissing due to the dialysis. Fucking brilliant not having to get up twice through the night 😂😂

And how are you doing overall Tone?

Mike Peeler

Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on June 17, 2023, 03:43:42 PMMINE HOLDS AN EXACT PINT 👍🤣🤣🤣👍


WHEN I'M PISSED OFF WITH OUR LASS AND SHE'S UPSTAIRS WATCHING NETFLIX AND I'M DOWN IN THE KITCHEN LISTENING TO MUSIC 🎶🎶🎶👍😁👍 SOMETIMES I CAN'T BE ARSED WALKING UPSTAIRS... SO I PISS IN HER FAVOURITE PINT STELLA GLASS WHAT SHE USES TO DRINK HER VODKA AND IRN BRU IN WHICH SHE LOVES 😁😁😁

AND I PISS A PERFECT PINT EVERYTIME I FEEL THE NEED TO GO 👍👌👍

FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE JEFF  :ray:

I MUST BE DRINKING TOO MANY CANS AT HOME 🤣🤣🤣

Not bad going that I don't think I've ever filled one apart from when I drop my cock in and touch the bottom of the glass with it. :cheers:  :peopleseyebrow:

RiversideRifle

Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on June 17, 2023, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on June 17, 2023, 03:45:09 PMThe most disgusting bit about this is the vodka and irn bru  :rudi2: I'd rather drink yer piss

WICKED  :rudi:

THERE'S A PINT FOR YOU 🤣🤣🤣





Is that still a thing?  :rudi: used to drink that at me school discos
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BoroRedKen

Quote from: Mike Peeler on June 17, 2023, 03:55:07 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on June 17, 2023, 03:43:42 PMMINE HOLDS AN EXACT PINT 👍🤣🤣🤣👍


WHEN I'M PISSED OFF WITH OUR LASS AND SHE'S UPSTAIRS WATCHING NETFLIX AND I'M DOWN IN THE KITCHEN LISTENING TO MUSIC 🎶🎶🎶👍😁👍 SOMETIMES I CAN'T BE ARSED WALKING UPSTAIRS... SO I PISS IN HER FAVOURITE PINT STELLA GLASS WHAT SHE USES TO DRINK HER VODKA AND IRN BRU IN WHICH SHE LOVES 😁😁😁

AND I PISS A PERFECT PINT EVERYTIME I FEEL THE NEED TO GO 👍👌👍

FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE JEFF  :ray:

I MUST BE DRINKING TOO MANY CANS AT HOME 🤣🤣🤣

Not bad going that I don't think I've ever filled one apart from when I drop my cock in and touch the bottom of the glass with it. :cheers:  :peopleseyebrow:




 :alf:

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

Quote from: RiversideRifle on June 17, 2023, 03:58:01 PM
Quote from: LIDDLE_TOWERS999 (MODERATOR) on June 17, 2023, 03:52:29 PM
Quote from: RiversideRifle on June 17, 2023, 03:45:09 PMThe most disgusting bit about this is the vodka and irn bru  :rudi2: I'd rather drink yer piss

WICKED  :rudi:

THERE'S A PINT FOR YOU 🤣🤣🤣





Is that still a thing?  :rudi: used to drink that at me school discos

WHEN I FIRST MET OUR LASS THAT'S ALL SHE WOULD SUPP 🙄 THEM BOTTLES AINT CHEAP NOW SO AT HOME SHE DRINKS SMIRNOFF & IRN BRU 🙄🙄🙄
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

TeessideTopgun

About a gallon till I break the seal , then its more like a tea cup

Sir Digby

Once I break the seal that's it, I'm fooked. Few times on the away coaches I've literally had my hand down my pants nipping it in the queue for the bog

 :unbelievable:

tonyangelino

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on June 17, 2023, 03:54:21 PM
Quote from: tonyangelino on June 17, 2023, 03:53:33 PMI've just stopped pissing due to the dialysis. Fucking brilliant not having to get up twice through the night 😂😂

And how are you doing overall Tone?

Not too bad Ken, thanks for asking 👍🏻

Artie Fufkin

Can go 3 or 4 pints before needing to go, then it's every 3 or 4 sips

tunstall

I'm in shock that Lids hasn't got a downstairs bog

RiversideRifle

I can hold it for a while maybe 4-5 pints until that seal is broken
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Sir Digby

Quote from: tunstall on June 17, 2023, 05:26:15 PMI'm in shock that Lids hasn't got a downstairs bog

I've done the sink like

Ural Quntz (Moderator)

Quote from: Sir Digby on June 17, 2023, 08:36:34 PM
Quote from: tunstall on June 17, 2023, 05:26:15 PMI'm in shock that Lids hasn't got a downstairs bog

I've done the sink like

You can clean your teeth at the same time....


Blott

To answer the question, less than a egg cup

Steboro

Why has nobody mentioned pissing in his Mrs favourite glass.

Is that the norm or something?

 :peopleseyebrow:

Johnny Thunder

Some proper fuckin eight pint piss queers in here like.






 :rudi:

LIDDLE_TOWERS999

Quote from: tunstall on June 17, 2023, 05:26:15 PMI'm in shock that Lids hasn't got a downstairs bog

WE HAVE BUT IT'S A 20 YARD WALK FROM THE KITCHEN 😁😁😁
GET WELL SOON STEVE G

tunstall

Quote from: Johnny Thunder on June 18, 2023, 10:56:53 AMSome proper fuckin eight pint piss queers in here like.






 :rudi:

It's not pissing you have a problem with is it?

Johnny Thunder


Redsteel (Moderator)

I can piss for England if the conditions are right