TOFU OR NOT TOFU.

Started by BoroRedKen, November 01, 2024, 11:18:19 AM

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BoroRedKen

Happy world vegan day everybody!

Why did the vegan cross the road?

To make sure they had told every bastard that they are vegan.....

 :rick:

Nosmo-King

Tofu - tasteless tripe

BoroRedKen

Quote from: Nosmo-King on November 01, 2024, 11:28:42 AMTofu - tasteless tripe

Thanks Egon Ronay!

Only ever tasted it once and i thought it was disgusting. Mind you im the same with lamb and liver.

BoroRedKen

When i had my lads on a weekend i would force myself to eat liver because their mum wanted them to eat it at home.

No wonder they dont talk to me!

 :alf:

Nosmo-King

Quote from: BoroRedKen on November 01, 2024, 12:30:49 PMWhen i had my lads on a weekend i would force myself to eat liver because their mum wanted them to eat it at home.

No wonder they dont talk to me!

 :alf:

Liver lily lads! Ken you don't need to be a food expert to evaluate tofu!

Hats off to the marketers who sold this product- to me no more than an illusion!!!

teamboro

Liverpool is bloody gorgeous Tofu never ever tried it
TEESSIDER and Proud  of the area unlike some and I'm not a Racist

Johnny Thunder


Clem Fandango

I'm pretty sure our lass is vegan.

She won't go anywhere near my meat.

 :rav:

Nosmo-King

Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 01:45:30 PMI'm pretty sure our lass is vegan.

She won't go anywhere near my meat.

 :rav:

Tell her your spicy sausage is to die for.....

Clem Fandango

Quote from: Nosmo-King on November 01, 2024, 01:48:55 PM
Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 01:45:30 PMI'm pretty sure our lass is vegan.

She won't go anywhere near my meat.

 :rav:

Tell her your spicy sausage is to die for.....
Is it ok if I say "my spicy chipolata is to die for"?

fukyu

Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 01:45:30 PMI'm pretty sure our lass is vegan.

She won't go anywhere near my meat.

 :rav:
Try washing the shit off it.. :rudi:

Nosmo-King

Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 01:56:19 PM
Quote from: Nosmo-King on November 01, 2024, 01:48:55 PM
Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 01:45:30 PMI'm pretty sure our lass is vegan.

She won't go anywhere near my meat.

 :rav:

Tell her your spicy sausage is to die for.....
Is it ok if I say "my spicy chipolata is to die for"?

If the cap fits.......

Clem Fandango

Quote from: fukyu on November 01, 2024, 02:23:54 PM
Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 01:45:30 PMI'm pretty sure our lass is vegan.

She won't go anywhere near my meat.

 :rav:
Try washing the shit off it.. :rudi:
But she doesn't like to take showers or baths.... oh... you mean.... um...

 :rudi2:

Clem Fandango

Quote from: Nosmo-King on November 01, 2024, 02:29:25 PMIs it ok if I say "my spicy chipolata is to die for"?

If the cap fits.......
[/quote]It usually falls off.

 :rav:

Nosmo-King

Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 02:34:38 PM
Quote from: Nosmo-King on November 01, 2024, 02:29:25 PMIs it ok if I say "my spicy chipolata is to die for"?

If the cap fits.......
It usually falls off.

 :rav:
[/quote]

Have you tried the finger of a rubber glove? Small size obviously!!

Clem Fandango

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Quote from: Nosmo-King on November 01, 2024, 02:45:20 PM
Quote from: Clem Fandango on November 01, 2024, 02:34:38 PM
Quote from: Nosmo-King on November 01, 2024, 02:29:25 PMIs it ok if I say "my spicy chipolata is to die for"?

If the cap fits.......
It usually falls off.

 :rav:

Have you tried the finger of a rubber glove? Small size obviously!!
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