JUST HAD A

[BoroRedKen]

Sage and Onion enema.














Knocked the stuffing out of me......

No! You get your coat!!...
 

[BoroRedKen]

🎶 They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you 🎶
















Just thought I'd Cher that with you..........

[BoroRedKen]

"Copper nitrate"






What the police earn after 11pm............

[BoroRedKen]

A friend of mines mother is in a care home and they play nothing but board games.


"Any chess?" I asked.











"No we went private!" he replied...............

[BoroRedKen]

I remember being deployed as security for a Phil Collins gig and some bird tried to run past the queue to get in. I stopped her and sent her to the back of the line.

















I said, "You can't hurry Love, no, you'll just have to wait"................

[Johnny Thunder]

          





      







 

[TeessideTopgun]

This is harassment , reported 😂

[TMG501]

Sage and Onion enema.














Knocked the stuffing out of me......

No! You get your coat!!...
 

Pinched and duly forwarded   

[Clem Fandango]