Friday night plans?

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

What's everyone up to?

I'm sat on the kitchen floor listening to depressing music with a glass of wine, would like to live vicariously through someone else this evening.

[In With the Lurpak]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

[BoroRedKen]

Got music on but im not in the kitchen.

Johnny will be about at the stage where remembering his name is difficult.

Lids will be contemplating whether he can get just 1 more prawn in his gob before he gets up.

Matty is off being Shirley Valentine i think.

The rest of us are just "old".....

 

[BoroRedKen]

Me?

Exciting times!

Im just about to pull the trigger on a new lamp for my bedroom.

#PARTYHARD!

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Me?

Exciting times!

Im just about to pull the trigger on a new lamp for my bedroom.

#PARTYHARD!

A new lamp!!!! Wild Friday night Ken, I think you've beaten me with that one 😂

[Clem Fandango]

One of my kid's pals will be sleeping over tonight so that will mean pizza and movie (Deadpool vs Wolverine probably... even though they are 12) and me getting shitfaced in the corner trying to ignore them.

 

[BoroRedKen]

Hey its a minefield buying a lamp!

A salt 1? A big art decor type? Reading light over seeing light?.

Its not a decision to take "lightly".

Dont start me on the age old problem of scatter cushions for the bed!.......

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

One of my kid's pals will be sleeping over tonight so that will mean pizza and movie (Deadpool vs Wolverine probably... even though they are 12) and me getting shitfaced in the corner trying to ignore them.

 

Aww that makes me so excited for sleepovers at my house. Hope I'm a cool mum. I will also probably have to get shitfaced in a corner to get through it 😂

Clem I must say I didn't realise you were so old!!!

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Hey its a minefield buying a lamp!

A salt 1? A big art decor type? Reading light over seeing light?.

Its not a decision to take "lightly".

Dont start me on the age old problem of scatter cushions for the bed!.......

But what did you go for in the end?!

I have one of those SAD lights in my room, was good for the newborn trenches, could control it from my phone and adjust the brightness, set it to red because apparently babies like that? And it wakes me up on the morning in winter pretending to be a sunrise which is a bit cute.

[In With the Lurpak]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

What ever you do don't book the Ginger Brexit bloke from Bore me who does inside & outside towel rubs 

[BoroRedKen]

Im the geezer that bought a corner unit suite that we had to take the front window out to get it in.

Then when we did it was too big for the room and is now 2 3 seaters!

There was 3 adults in my front room earlier and we all had to stand cos there is no room and you have to climb over the telly to sit down!

Its not easy this homemaking malarkey!

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

What ever you do don't book the Ginger Brexit bloke from Bore me who does inside & outside towel rubs 

Hahahahahaa I have no idea who that is but you'd never catch me letting a man touch me, especially if I'm paying!! Sounds like a pervert though

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Im the geezer that bought a corner unit suite that we had to take the front window out to get it in.

Then when we did it was too big for the room and is now 2 3 seaters!

There was 3 adults in my front room earlier and we all had to stand cos there is no room and you have to climb over the telly to sit down!

Its not easy this homemaking malarkey!

😂😂😂

My living room comfortably seats 2 adults hence why I'm always sat on the floor

[Clem Fandango]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

What ever you do don't book the Ginger Brexit bloke from Bore me who does inside & outside towel rubs 

She's safe he only does fellas.

The last lad he was mauling asked him half way through if he could smell spunk.

SLEASBY cooed "Oooh sorry sweetie babes I just did a little fart".

[BoroRedKen]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

What ever you do don't book the Ginger Brexit bloke from Bore me who does inside & outside towel rubs 

I once dated a masseuse...

On the first date she massaged my shoulders.

On the second date she massaged my feet.

On the third date she gave me a full body massage.

But, in the end it never worked out.















She kept giving me mixed massages.................
GOAL!!!!!!

[In With the Lurpak]

Ken


Are these off that twitter fella   

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

What ever you do don't book the Ginger Brexit bloke from Bore me who does inside & outside towel rubs 

She's safe he only does fellas.

The last lad he was mauling asked him half way through if he could smell spunk.

SLEASBY cooed "Oooh sorry sweetie babes I just did a little fart".

Once I went to a Thai massage place in Manchester, best massage I've ever had in my entire life, a strange moment where she had me sat up with a sheet wrapped round me to click my back, it fell off mid way through and she continued anyway, I couldn't move to cover myself up as she had me in some sort of wrestling hold, was absolutely the strangest thing I've ever experienced.

Googled it later and found out it was a brothel 😂😂😂

[BoroRedKen]

Ken


Are these off that twitter fella   

Nope.

Just shite i remember.

 

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

What ever you do don't book the Ginger Brexit bloke from Bore me who does inside & outside towel rubs 

I once dated a masseuse...

On the first date she massaged my shoulders.

On the second date she massaged my feet.

On the third date she gave me a full body massage.

But, in the end it never worked out.















She kept giving me mixed massages.................
GOAL!!!!!!

Dad joke and a half that Ken 🤣

[BoroRedKen]

Relaxing

waiting for Trifles answer about his out of date travel form

few spins on the casino

I cannot remember the last time I ever felt relaxed, I need to book in for a massage.

What ever you do don't book the Ginger Brexit bloke from Bore me who does inside & outside towel rubs 

She's safe he only does fellas.

The last lad he was mauling asked him half way through if he could smell spunk.

SLEASBY cooed "Oooh sorry sweetie babes I just did a little fart".

Once I went to a Thai massage place in Manchester, best massage I've ever had in my entire life, a strange moment where she had me sat up with a sheet wrapped round me to click my back, it fell off mid way through and she continued anyway, I couldn't move to cover myself up as she had me in some sort of wrestling hold, was absolutely the strangest thing I've ever experienced.

Googled it later and found out it was a brothel 😂😂😂

Postcode? Just for research purposes of course!.....

[Clem Fandango]

Once I went to a Thai massage place in Manchester, best massage I've ever had in my entire life, a strange moment where she had me sat up with a sheet wrapped round me to click my back, it fell off mid way through and she continued anyway, I couldn't move to cover myself up as she had me in some sort of wrestling hold, was absolutely the strangest thing I've ever experienced.

Googled it later and found out it was a brothel 😂😂😂

"Oh... I didn't know it was a brothel... honest"

[Gingerpig]

One of my kid's pals will be sleeping over tonight so that will mean pizza and movie (Deadpool vs Wolverine probably... even though they are 12) and me getting shitfaced in the corner trying to ignore them.

 

Seems only fair to me    :monkeyman4:

[Ayton Mews]

I just got smandangled with a load of Irish blokes on Antiparos. Our lass went back to the apartment an hour ago so I know I'll be in trouble

    

[RiversideRifle]

Had a few in the bar with the boys. Back to my room for a snooze and do it all again tomorrow. Give my ST away till Leeds away in December so no footie for me