What is your favourite cocktail?

[RiversideRifle]

Gotta be an old fashioned or a pornstar martini for this call sign. Don't have them that much they are rip arse in cost compared to a pint

[Ayton Mews]

Yeah old fashioned for me too I reckon.



Quite like an espresso martini too, but they give me heartburn 👴🏻

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Cocktails are for women & women trapped in mens bodies.

I drink beer in pints.

[Francks left peg]

Whisky sour for me or a martini.

[Ayton Mews]

Got to be a White Russian for crocky

[ZiEgE]

Really depends on what I'm doing.

Lounging by the pool then probably a Mojito.

If I'm gearing up for a night out, espresso martini.

And if I'm trying to get wasted, long Island ice tea.

I'm also partial to a Pina Colada now and again...

[Ayton Mews]

One for Lids...

[TeessideTopgun]

LIT 👍

[Francks left peg]

Really depends on what I'm doing.

Lounging by the pool then probably a Mojito.

If I'm gearing up for a night out, espresso martini.

And if I'm trying to get wasted, long Island ice tea.

I'm also partial to a Pina Colada now and again...

Good shout with the mojito.

[Clem Fandango]

Depending on mood and location etc....

Gin & Tonic
Gin martini served up with a twist (Plymouth gin)
Manhattan using Rye on the rocks
Dark & Stormy
Margarita (rocks and salt)
Aperol Spritz
Irish Cocktail*













*Pint of Guinness and a potato
 

[Ayton Mews]

Irish Cocktail*









*Pint of Guinness and a potato
 

[newyddion]

Cocktails are for women & women trapped in mens bodies.

I drink beer in pints.

Do you think James Bond would have gotten more lasses with a pint of biter and a scotch egg?

[Artie Fufkin]

A negroni, but it's once in a blue moon. Best I've had is in Brooklyn Social, a former mafia social club, now cocktail bar but they haven't changed any decor. Class place but as its all free pour, a negroni in there can get like getting a pint of 'top shelf' on your 18th

Also partial to a pint colada, but not something I could drink all night

[spottygiraffe (Moderator)]

Mine changes all the time!! Spicy margarita is pretty unmatched. Any flavour daiquiri (fresh fruit only), Aperol spritz, I'll drink anything. Love a gimlet too.

We take cocktail making very seriously 🤣

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

SEX ON THE BEACH ⛱️ 😎 👍💪💪💪👍🇹🇭🌞🙏

[Ayton Mews]

What about cocktails though??

[Redsteel (Moderator)]

Cocktails are for women & women trapped in mens bodies.

I drink beer in pints.

Do you think James Bond would have gotten more lasses with a pint of biter and a scotch egg?

yes, lots more

[Ayton Mews]

Cocktails are for women & women trapped in mens bodies.

I drink beer in pints.

Do you think James Bond would have gotten more lasses with a pint of biter and a scotch egg?

yes, lots more

 

[erimus74]

Disaranno & coke, but for the time the one on the right, good cup of tea, 😉

[RiversideRifle]

Disaranno & coke, but for the time the one on the right, good cup of tea, 😉

Almonds and marzipan knock me sick like! My mrs loves disaranno

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

What about cocktails though??

HEY BUMCAT....I CRACK THE JOKES ON ERE KIDDA...REMEMBER THAT 😁😁😁

    

[BoroRedKen]

[BoroRedKen]

Sex on the beach?.......

A man was washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

 

After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset. One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance.

 

As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

 

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

 

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was Angela Raynor. That evening, the man brought Angela to the evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance. Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.

 

He fought the urges as long as he could but he finally gave in and leaned over to Angela and told her he hadn't had sex for months. Angela batted her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do for him.

 













He said, 'Take the dog for a walk.' ........................



No! You fuck off!