Steve Gibson - The Masterplan

[newyddion]

He loves it when a plan comes together.

No loans, young exciting talent.. a footballing philosophy.

But also.. he's a boro fan, and he loves to go in hard!

Remember Rhodes & Downing & Ramirez!

We've got five loan spots there and a chairman with a throbbing Filofax!

Maybe he fancies giving Giles, Akpom & Archer a tinkle.. getting the band back together.. triple loan signings!

I wouldn't be able to help myself.. kicking around rockcliffe after work.. bit of a massage.. a few drinks.. nip in the spa.. few more drinks.. get me phone out..

CHUBBA MAAAYTTE!! HOW DO!

Next morning stark bollock naked with a bottle of greygoose mixed with fanta and cola.. stale Parmo on the fax machine.. sick in the waste paper bin.

THREE CONTRACTS ALL SIGNED WITH MY CREDIT CARDS ALL MAXED OUT

Have a piss in the plant pot and start the day as a hero..

WE'RE GOING UP!!