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[BoroRedKen]

In the pub last night with my pal and four huge skinheads started mouthing at us, and my pal said;
"Keep calm, pretend we're the police."

























I was only through the first line of 'Roxanne ' when they kicked the shit out of me........

[Hound]

An Englishman, a Welshman and a not permittedstani man were sat in the waiting room of the maternity ward at the local hospital.

A nurse comes out and says to the men "I'm sorry, but there's a been a mix-up and we don't know which baby belongs to which mother. Any chance one of you could come in and see if you can help?"

The Englishman stands up and says that he'll help. He walks into the ward and, a couple of minutes later walks out with what is obviously a not permittedstani baby. The not permittedstani man stands up and shouts "What do you think you're doing?!"

And the Englishman said "Look, one of those babies in there is Welsh, and I'm not taking any chances."

[teamboro]

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[TeessideTopgun]

In the pub last night with my pal and four huge skinheads started mouthing at us, and my pal said;
"Keep calm, pretend we're the police."

























I was only through the first line of 'Roxanne ' when they kicked the shit out of me........

FFS Ken we have standards

[Clem Fandango]

[Nosmo-King]

I used to go out with a girl with 5 legs. Her knickers used to fit her like a glove.........

[Johnny Thunder]

Fucks sake.



 

[Hound]

I was laid in bed with my Chinese girlfriend,
I said I fancy a 69,
She said, well you can go downstairs and cook the fucker yourself.

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[BoroRedKen]

https://x.com/DaveAtherton20/status/1796654976560710117

[Johnny Thunder]