Bank Holiday Weekend!

[newyddion]

What's everyone's plans? Best make the most of it!

[tunstall]

Is it bank holiday this weekend?

[newyddion]

Is it bank holiday this weekend?

Spring Bank Holiday!!

[Clem Fandango]

- Friday night:  Double fisting Carling at the Stap.  On my own.  After 6 pints I'll be shitfaced and I'll stumble home.  Fall in a bush and piss me self.
- Saturday: Wank all day in our mam's spare bedroom.  Have a Bulgarian cigar and pretend I'm all posh and that.
- Sunday: Talk to my only friend.  The gnome that looks a bit homeless in our mom's back garden.  Then have some wanks in our mam's shed.
- Monday: Bonus day of wanking.  Start early.  Unnerve the neighbors with my seedy antics and shit BBQ skillz.

Oh... hang on... I apologize!  That's not my weekend at all.  I accidentally copied and pasted from THUNDER'S journal.

  

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Tonight - Dropping the Missus off at the Riverside for Take That

Tomorrow - Watch the FA Cup Final. Gig in Sunderland night time

Sunday - Gig in Berwick afternoon then Stanley on the night.

Monday - Off to Saltburn on the Choo Choo train with the Missus for a piss up.

[tunstall]

Is it bank holiday this weekend?

Spring Bank Holiday!!

Superb.

Hope the weather is nice for you all, enjoy.

UTB

[Hound]

I'm away in my Moho 😜

[teamboro]

Few cans tonight, Saturday evening Brother in-laws Birthday meal he's just gone 70 a few vodkas after Sunday F1 Monaco on the TV Monday let's wait and see

[Kippers]

Cup Final, out, watch the local lad Jack Catterall fight.

Tomorra Playoff final then Sunday dinner

Monday.  Packing for trip to Munich

[newyddion]

Today: Music in Stockton
Tomorrow: Beer & Footy
Monday: the unexpected day off..

Big plans for Monday! DIY, Gardening, Painting, big clear out.. script writing, learn karate, learn spanish, shop for jet skis on eBay.

[newyddion]

What the fuck have I eaten?

11:27 fourth shit of the day.. arse like baby reindeer.

[In With the Lurpak]

Chill out with a few bets today 

Knock the back end right out of number 2 tmorra night 

Maybe take the piss out of Bad Dad & Co along the way   

Bank Holiday means zero when you work shifts 

[fukyu]

Chill out with a few bets today 

Knock the back end right out of number 2 tmorra night 

Maybe take the piss out of Bad Dad & Co along the way   

Bank Holiday means zero when you work shifts 

Me, you and erimus working round the clock missing holidays and weekends to  fund  the rubber dinghy lads lifestyle.

[Ural Quntz]

What the fuck have I eaten?

11:27 fourth shit of the day.. arse like baby reindeer.

Norovirus - spreads by contact with FMTTM

Shit usually comes from the mouth end though

 

[newyddion]

What the fuck have I eaten?

11:27 fourth shit of the day.. arse like baby reindeer.

Norovirus - spreads by contact with FMTTM

Shit usually comes from the mouth end though

 

Can't be that then!

[In With the Lurpak]

Have you had a recent sex change by any chance ?

this blokeybird sings about problems down below

Could well be the Flyme theme tune  Could play it on the dot 7am to announce another day of Leftist liberal twisted melon progression is about to start

[Johnny Thunder]

Drink.

[Westlane_rightwinger]

- Friday night:  Double fisting Carling at the Stap.  On my own.  After 6 pints I'll be shitfaced and I'll stumble home.  Fall in a bush and piss me self.
- Saturday: Wank all day in our mam's spare bedroom.  Have a Bulgarian cigar and pretend I'm all posh and that.
- Sunday: Talk to my only friend.  The gnome that looks a bit homeless in our mom's back garden.  Then have some wanks in our mam's shed.
- Monday: Bonus day of wanking.  Start early.  Unnerve the neighbors with my seedy antics and shit BBQ skillz.

Oh... hang on... I apologize!  That's not my weekend at all.  I accidentally copied and pasted from THUNDER'S journal.

  

Decent BH weekend that.

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[tunstall]

Sailing in to Rio this afternoon, be there tomorrow

You'll be pleased to know it's gonna be pissing down as well