This made me laugh LF!!!

Started by BoroRedKen, May 16, 2024, 08:45:48 AM

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TMG501

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It's What's In The Groove That Counts

fukyu

Quote from: Gingerpig on May 16, 2024, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Sherlock Suxcox on May 16, 2024, 04:24:18 PMI don't dislike Rob.  I see him as a man who tries with his limited resources.  His end product is usually a bit shit but at least he tries to hustle a living.  His forum has fallen apart because he has allowed others to take control and for it to become swamped with politics.

I detest BoroLad with a passion along with about a dozen other posters who comprise their woke Gestapo for their "my way or the highway" blinkered intolerance and mob mentality. If an opinion isn't on the officially approved list then you are immediately, and without thought, labeled a fascist etc and shut down or booted.  The irony being how fascistic they behave. 

The rest of the posters on there are fine and should come over here to get away from the condescending hypocrites lording over them.
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Quote from: newyddion on May 16, 2024, 09:30:24 AMI thought those ads were targeted based on your own search history?

It used to make me laugh when some folks would complain about the weird creepy porno adverts all over the place.. nope.. just you mayte lol

Seems legit . . .


So.. I've got Rob.. Borolad.. and who are the other lot?

SmallTime, Charles n Eddie, The Purple Prince, Him who sang "Squats going on?"

The dental hygienists dream . . .


still no idea


Chrome Dome = The lodger
1 Fanny - 1 finny
Sexpest = Sexpom
Alkey  :monkeyman: / Shitpot= Sherlock
Westy = Obvious
Niece Nonce + Badlad

More as they are pop up !




Tell him fuck all he's spying. :westy:

Gingerpig

If he is......he will get no thanks off otr they are slagging him anyway

fukyu

Quote from: Gingerpig on May 16, 2024, 08:02:17 PMIf he is......he will get no thanks off otr they are slagging him anyway
All part of his cover.. :cloughy:

John Trebor

Newy, you need to get back on there and persuade some of the decent lads to give this place a try. There would be utter panic 😄

AtomicDog

Quote from: fukyu on May 16, 2024, 08:57:08 PM
Quote from: Gingerpig on May 16, 2024, 08:02:17 PMIf he is......he will get no thanks off otr they are slagging him anyway
All part of his cover.. :cloughy:

Why must I feel like that . . . Why must I chase the 🐈

newyddion

Quote from: Gingerpig on May 16, 2024, 06:09:20 PM
Quote from: Sherlock Suxcox on May 16, 2024, 04:24:18 PMI don't dislike Rob.  I see him as a man who tries with his limited resources.  His end product is usually a bit shit but at least he tries to hustle a living.  His forum has fallen apart because he has allowed others to take control and for it to become swamped with politics.

I detest BoroLad with a passion along with about a dozen other posters who comprise their woke Gestapo for their "my way or the highway" blinkered intolerance and mob mentality. If an opinion isn't on the officially approved list then you are immediately, and without thought, labeled a fascist etc and shut down or booted.  The irony being how fascistic they behave. 

The rest of the posters on there are fine and should come over here to get away from the condescending hypocrites lording over them.
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Quote from: AtomicDog on May 16, 2024, 04:18:39 PM
Quote from: newyddion on May 16, 2024, 09:30:24 AMI thought those ads were targeted based on your own search history?

It used to make me laugh when some folks would complain about the weird creepy porno adverts all over the place.. nope.. just you mayte lol

Seems legit . . .


So.. I've got Rob.. Borolad.. and who are the other lot?

SmallTime, Charles n Eddie, The Purple Prince, Him who sang "Squats going on?"

The dental hygienists dream . . .


still no idea


Chrome Dome = The lodger
1 Fanny - 1 finny
Sexpest = Sexpom
Alkey  :monkeyman: / Shitpot= Sherlock
Westy = Obvious
Niece Nonce + Badlad

More as they are pop up !





Chrome Dome = The lodger GOT
1 Fanny - 1 finny NO IDEA
Sexpest = Sexpom NO IDEA
Alkey  :monkeyman: / Shitpot= Sherlock NO IDEA
Westy = Obvious GOT
Niece Nonce + Badlad GOT

BoroRedKen

1 Sexpom is the artist currently known as Quicksilvera formerly known as Alex The Kid and Boro 1876.

2 Sherlock is after your time possibly Newy. I have a bit of respect for Sherlock lately tbh, he has said some rough stuff, but he did have the balls to to say the other week that something was wrong/unfair.

3. 1Finny. AKA 1Fanny. AKA Walter Mitty AKA Billy Bullshiter AKA Rocky Balboa. AKA you get it now.
The kind of geezer all of Fmttm should detest.
Minted, so far left ya cant even see him etc.
Whether this country prospers or goes tits up Mr Monopoly wiĺl still be sitting pretty.
The thing i want out of him is this.
POST OFFICES.
Why has no one ever picked him up on this? How he "managed" to "obtain" over 17 post offices after everything we know about the Horizon scandal? Firesale? Cashing in others troubles? Something iffy with dates.
But nobody picks him up on it. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck etc.
And you can sue me but let me say that half of fuck all is still fuck all 'cos you and "pals" have made sure i have fuck all! 🤣👍

Gingerpig

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on May 17, 2024, 05:40:52 AM1 Sexpom is the artist currently known as Quicksilvera formerly known as Alex The Kid and Boro 1876.

2 Sherlock is after your time possibly Newy. I have a bit of respect for Sherlock lately tbh, he has said some rough stuff, but he did have the balls to to say the other week that something was wrong/unfair.

3. 1Finny. AKA 1Fanny. AKA Walter Mitty AKA Billy Bullshiter AKA Rocky Balboa. AKA you get it now.
The kind of geezer all of Fmttm should detest.
Minted, so far left ya cant even see him etc.
Whether this country prospers or goes tits up Mr Monopoly wiĺl still be sitting pretty.
The thing i want out of him is this.
POST OFFICES.
Why has no one ever picked him up on this? How he "managed" to "obtain" over 17 post offices after everything we know about the Horizon scandal? Firesale? Cashing in others troubles? Something iffy with dates.
But nobody picks him up on it. If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck etc.
And you can sue me but let me say that half of fuck all is still fuck all 'cos you and "pals" have made sure i have fuck all! 🤣👍
Thats his"dark" secret ken, everything  they hate is there,yet they ignore he "may" of pounced  on some people  with horizon  issues !

borope

Dont forget he who knows everything and is never wrong,

Perfume Ponce - TFG

newyddion

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on May 16, 2024, 04:06:17 PMIt does show that there are some people who just have natural funny bones.

You still doing a bit Newy?.

Would not mind hearing your comments on the current crop of comedy hens.

I do have a sneaky feeling our personal comedy "greats" might be different.
Every now and then if something interesting comes up.. but no where near as many as I used to do. Dropped off since covid.. didn't really jump back on the horse as soon as I should and ended up writing a lot less.

Current crop of comedy hens? National? local? International?

Gary Powndland is a good lad and cracks me up - Wolves fan

Scott Turnbull is my favourite local act.. slim pickings but very good

I think you should leave with Tim Robinson on Netflix is right up my street. Daft

One for the future.. Joe Kent-Walters Leeds/Sheffield based. Been in a few of his shows he's done a few of mine. Would be very surprised if he didn't 'make it'

All time greats?
Peter Cook, Richard Pryor.. you're not getting better than that imo.

Love Vic and Bob obvs

BoroRedKen

Has your top tip got stuff on youtube?

Im surprised actually. Cant fault your choices. Would happily watch any of them.

Bit leftfield for me but i enjoy Sara Pascoe. James Acaster. Saw Jerry Sadowitz once and he is mental.

And i love Tim Vine. Love a good pun.

Redcar Belgrade

Quote from: borope on May 17, 2024, 07:45:54 AMDont forget he who knows everything and is never wrong,

Perfume Ponce - TFG

The geezer is so tight he could peel a pomegranate in his pocket.

newyddion

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Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on May 17, 2024, 04:55:34 PMHas your top tip got stuff on youtube?

Im surprised actually. Cant fault your choices. Would happily watch any of them.

Bit leftfield for me but i enjoy Sara Pascoe. James Acaster. Saw Jerry Sadowitz once and he is mental.

And i love Tim Vine. Love a good pun.

Jerry Sadowitz is immense! He bigged up a portrait I did of him in biro on twitter! that is the closest I ever got to being famous.. and I'm quite happy with that tbf

He's since deleted it.. the cunt.

TMG501

Quote from: borope on May 17, 2024, 07:45:54 AMDont forget he who knows everything and is never wrong,

That's Boro mart isn't it?
It's What's In The Groove That Counts

borope

Quote from: TMG501 on May 17, 2024, 05:36:14 PM
Quote from: borope on May 17, 2024, 07:45:54 AMDont forget he who knows everything and is never wrong,

That's Boro mart isn't it?

Yeh him too though he seems to have mellowed a bit.

BoroRedKen

I try not to comment on BoroMart anymore.

Since losing Carmen i know the pain he must feel/felt. The head just explodes.
I cant add to that "strain".

John Trebor

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on May 17, 2024, 04:55:34 PMHas your top tip got stuff on youtube?

Im surprised actually. Cant fault your choices. Would happily watch any of them.

Bit leftfield for me but i enjoy Sara Pascoe. James Acaster. Saw Jerry Sadowitz once and he is mental.

And i love Tim Vine. Love a good pun.
James Acaster is brilliant. His appearances on WILTY rival Bob's.
Especially the young lad he said he hated in the This Is My..... bit. Or the time he said he slept rough wearing a dress.
He has a 3 part stand up special on Netflix worth a watch.
I do like Tim Vine but can only cope with him in small doses. I can't keep up with his puns!

BoroRedKen

Acasters Repertoire on Netflix makes me piss myself laughing.
When he just goes off on a tangent!

 :alf:  :bigjack

John Trebor

Quote from: Nekder (Kenny) on May 17, 2024, 07:58:41 PMAcasters Repertoire on Netflix makes me piss myself laughing.
When he just goes off on a tangent!

 :alf:  :bigjack
His banana revenge 😄😄