It’s been a pleasure gents but that’s it for owld Tom

[RiversideRifle]

Had the owld vasectomy last night. Obviously I wasn't a fanny and just had local anaesthetic. I will now been known as Rifette  or Tomasina. Give us a good owld bucking thunder 

[BoroRedKen]

I know a Dr that does them procedures with a 50% discount off the cost.


Its a snip at half the price!!



GET IN! WHAT A GOAAAALLL!!

  

[BoroRedKen]

Want to see something that will make you burst down there 'cos of pissing yourself laughing?

Check out these 2 Green Party campaigners door knocking for votes yesterday....

Ready?........

https://twitter.com/CreserDylanGrn/status/1785320590598938892


WHAT MAKE ARE THEM???....

[Johnny Thunder]

Had the snip about twenty years ago. Also got circumcised at the same time.
All under local anaesthetic. The penile nerve block injection fuckin nacked.



 

[BoroRedKen]

I had it done when i was 16.


Was only in to have me tonsils out but the silly porter wheeled my bed in the wrong way round..............

ON FOR A HAT-TRICK!!

 

[Johnny Thunder]

 





 

[RiversideRifle]

Had the snip about twenty years ago. Also got circumcised at the same time.
All under local anaesthetic. The penile nerve block injection fuckin nacked.



 

You could write a fucking book on shit luck thunder lad 

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[BoroRedKen]

I think we should change Rifles name to AJ.

Short for "All Juice, No seeds".......


Ohhh off the bar!!!......

[BoroRedKen]

Cuts in from the left, pulls the trigger...........

Did you know the vasectomy procedure was pioneered by the Greek physician Euclipides?

His original instruction were as follows.

"Euclipides Nuts".........


GOAL!!!!!.......

[BoroRedKen]

 

[Johnny Thunder]

[Clem Fandango]

Had the snip about twenty years ago. Also got circumcised at the same time.
All under local anaesthetic. The penile nerve block injection fuckin nacked.



 

Circumcision - bit risky when you started with a two-skin.  Is there anything left?

[Clem Fandango]

I think we should change Rifles name to AJ.

Short for "All Juice, No seeds".......


Ohhh off the bar!!!......

Jaffa.

[RiversideRifle]

Had the snip about twenty years ago. Also got circumcised at the same time.
All under local anaesthetic. The penile nerve block injection fuckin nacked.



 

Circumcision - bit risky when you started with a two-skin.  Is there anything left?

 

[Johnny Thunder]

Circumcision - bit risky when you started with a two-skin.  Is there anything left?

It was pretty much a none skin by the time I had it chopped off.

Split it a few times bucking. Every time it split, it healed tighter.

Last time it split, the split was fuckin massive.

Can't help it though. I fuck with the thunder.

[Clem Fandango]

Jesus.

[BoroRedKen]

You had better believe it!

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Had the owld vasectomy last night. Obviously I wasn't a fanny and just had local anaesthetic. I will now been known as Rifette  or Tomasina. Give us a good owld bucking thunder 

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD NO BALLS ....

YA DAF CUN....

 

[RiversideRifle]

Had the owld vasectomy last night. Obviously I wasn't a fanny and just had local anaesthetic. I will now been known as Rifette  or Tomasina. Give us a good owld bucking thunder 

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD NO BALLS ....

YA DAF CUN....

 

Whereas I've had you by the short and curlys many a time kid  until our next battle 

[LIDDLE_TOWERS999]

Had the owld vasectomy last night. Obviously I wasn't a fanny and just had local anaesthetic. I will now been known as Rifette  or Tomasina. Give us a good owld bucking thunder 

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD NO BALLS ....

YA DAF CUN....

 

Whereas I've had you by the short and curlys many a time kid  until our next battle 

YOU COULDN'T FILL A SICK NOTE IN ........🙄🙄🙄

YA BIG DAF SKINNY CUN....😏😏😏

[RiversideRifle]

Had the owld vasectomy last night. Obviously I wasn't a fanny and just had local anaesthetic. I will now been known as Rifette  or Tomasina. Give us a good owld bucking thunder 

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD NO BALLS ....

YA DAF CUN....

 

Whereas I've had you by the short and curlys many a time kid  until our next battle 

YOU COULDN'T FILL A SICK NOTE IN ........🙄🙄🙄

YA BIG DAF SKINNY CUN....😏😏😏

I ain't skinny lad I've more meat on my arms, chest and legs than a toby carvery

[BoroRedKen]

Had the owld vasectomy last night. Obviously I wasn't a fanny and just had local anaesthetic. I will now been known as Rifette  or Tomasina. Give us a good owld bucking thunder 

YOU HAVE NEVER HAD NO BALLS ....

YA DAF CUN....

 

Whereas I've had you by the short and curlys many a time kid  until our next battle 

YOU COULDN'T FILL A SICK NOTE IN ........🙄🙄🙄

YA BIG DAF SKINNY CUN....😏😏😏

I ain't skinny lad I've more meat on my arms, chest and legs than a toby carvery

Aye.

And like a Toby Carvery you have Chavs hanging out of every opening!.......