MEET BEN HOUCHEN

[BoroRedKen]

I was just thinking about how much we know about Ben Houchen.

So i decide to hitch my bandwagon to his and followed him around like lovesick puppy, nuzzling his groin for any little morsel he could chuck me.

I tried hitching on to other bands in the 80's 90's but that failed.
I tried to become the Boro Piers Morgan but alas no success.
I have had a bit of success by being MFC's lickspittle though!

So at the ripe old age of 75 i have decided to become a political activist.

Expect to see me glued to a road near you soon.......