heeeheee

[TeessideTopgun]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for double entendre

So he gave her one

[TeessideTopgun]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for double entendre

So he gave her one

[TeessideTopgun]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for double entendre

So he gave her one

Ooooops

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[Clem Fandango]

THUNDER'S long suffering wife sees him stumble in after a night down Eston.  He's smiling ear to ear.

"Why are you so happy you scruffy twat?" 

I've just been sucking off fellas behind the Beacon.  It's been 3 hours and I've made 400 quid and 20p.

"Whose the tight cunt who gave you 20p?"

"They all did"

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[BoroRedKen]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for double entendre

So he gave her one

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The barmen says "Hang on! Whats this? Some kind of a joke?"..........

[Johnny Thunder]

 

[BoroRedKen]

Hands trembling


I checked the numbers again



9-15 29-04 20-24.

















I was in shock, after all these years I'd finally got a doctors appointment.............

[BoroRedKen]

A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar.



He came, he saw, he conquered...............


My mate just rang me and asked..."What do you know about, Shetland Ponies".

I replied..."Very little"...................



Look, I'm all for colouring books...

But dot-to-dot books?

That's where I draw the line. .............................

[BoroRedKen]

[Johnny Thunder]

 







 

[BoroRedKen]

Lost my job as a reporter for a Classic Rock magazine.




























I kept writing rave reviews..................

[Johnny Thunder]