THIS CAPT COOK PETITION

AtomicDog · January 17, 2024, 12:34:42 PM

If you're near a telly stick GB news on.

I've only been interviewed by Nige!

Some fella pulled me while I was skulling round the town, asked Me to be interviewed, said they wanted to speak to someone who's
"Off the beat" . . .

You'll have to watch GB news to see the full interview, but we talked about all-sorts. I did ask him about The Cook museum, he got a bit irate.

'Shut the f***ing place it's sh*t, no f***er goes, full of f***ing freeloading c***s, dressing up in daft costumes, knock the f***ker down, build a doggie day car centre for you and all your friends Atomic. At least that will get used"

I was really starting to warm to him, he's dead nice I can understand why he's a politician now . . . And he said he's got a massive bone for Me.

AtomicDog · January 17, 2024, 04:14:42 PM

Ere . . .

I've just been watching James Martin's show through Rumbelows window, getting a warm in the Cleveland centre.

I missed the beginning, but he's round the Boro in this episode.
The subtitles said that he's got "two local legends" that are gonna give him a review on some scran in a boozer round ere. You know omelettes, turkey dinosaurs n stuff.

Can anyone on here tell Me where they're doing this review from, can't be in the town, cos it looks dead posh?

I've been thinking of going there and, you know, doing a bit of scrounging, begging outside.
Does anyone know if it's busy cos I'm not going if there's no one in the gaff?

I don't want any scran just some money to buy some
EVO Stick, and poppers with.

As for the two "clelebs"

Never erd of the c***s?

They look two right dinks n'all
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In With the Lurpak · January 17, 2024, 07:10:48 PM

Who's that in the Bush then ? is it "OUR MAN " on operations looking out for Russians

Or is it Perpel AKKKI Laaaa ready to av a feel of Smallies Biceps :carrick5:

Francks left peg · January 17, 2024, 07:26:02 PM

Quote from: AtomicDog on January 17, 2024, 04:14:42 PMEre . . .

I've just been watching James Martin's show through Rumbelows window, getting a warm in the Cleveland centre.

I missed the beginning, but he's round the Boro in this episode.
The subtitles said that he's got "two local legends" that are gonna give him a review on some scran in a boozer round ere. You know omelettes, turkey dinosaurs n stuff.

Can anyone on here tell Me where they're doing this review from, can't be in the town, cos it looks dead posh?

I've been thinking of going there and, you know, doing a bit of scrounging, begging outside.
Does anyone know if it's busy cos I'm not going if there's no one in the gaff?

I don't want any scran just some money to buy some
EVO Stick, and poppers with.

As for the two "clelebs"

Never erd of the c***s?

They look two right dinks n'all
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AtomicDog · January 17, 2024, 07:33:58 PM

I've just broke into this knackered old van, before you start it's alright for you lot, with ya fancy watches, holidays, dining out?

I'm as skint as a church mouse.

But I've gotta eat yeah, so I go out on the rob. There's no money in mugging pensioners anymore, they've got f**k all.

Anyhow it's not question time.

Do you think I'll get owt in cash crisis for this telly, look's like it still work's?

Think it's Black & White, looks like it works?

I don't want no flannel about telling Me word's I can't use, getting all pc yeah?

How much DMT will I be able to buy when I flog it?

In With the Lurpak · January 17, 2024, 07:39:41 PM

The barnet on fred on the telly

AtomicDog · January 17, 2024, 07:51:14 PM

You know I didn't even see that, too busy looking for my next quick buck while poncing off society.

I don't work, it's a mugs game.

The telly works, its battery powered too.

Just tried it and watched this . . .

It was sh*t n'all, wasn't even funny.

What time does Cash crisis open?

I'm f***ing freezing ere

AtomicDog · January 18, 2024, 01:07:46 PM

NEWSFLASH

Just been on Sally traffic.

"Anyone going into the town to sign on, or Primark please note that Corporation rd is closed due to a "popup" gig by popular beat combo Shrug
Please use an alternative route as the crowd is like live aid down there"

Looks chocka, wonder if it's for Cook aid?

AtomicDog · January 21, 2024, 10:12:40 AM

We in town today on the cadge and binger picking cos we got no universal credit left.
Might go shoplifting too

Come and say hello if you see us and give us a fiver . . . Each

AtomicDog · January 21, 2024, 12:18:43 PM

We been pinching in cash crisis and flogging all the swag in the pig.

Can't get rid of this though?

Anyone wanna buy it . . .

AtomicDog · January 22, 2024, 05:32:16 PM

Protesters are back . . .

Gingerpig · January 22, 2024, 07:58:51 PM

Quote from: AtomicDog on January 21, 2024, 10:12:40 AMWe in town today on the cadge and binger picking cos we got no universal credit left.
Might go shoplifting too

Come and say hello if you see us and give us a fiver . . . Each

Sheer consistent brilliance Dog

Gingerpig · January 22, 2024, 08:01:24 PM

Quote from: AtomicDog on January 22, 2024, 05:32:16 PMProtesters are back . . .

Becoming a .....Who will pop up & visit Fred next

AtomicDog · January 23, 2024, 12:07:19 PM

Well well well,

Oi oi savaloy!!

Seems ole H has dusted down the wheels of steel and is back

"in the area"

Looks like he's been dropping a few H bomb's . . .

I've heard it's been going right off. Jeremy Healy & Terry Farley are furious, bookings are down 100%

Seems Hazza always packs his dancefloors.

So you better zip up your boots, he's taking you back to your roots

Ahhh yeaahh

Cook aid must be rolling in it now, could Nichols be in for a knighthood, who knows?