Sat on an arty farty pub/cafe

[Blott]

In Berwick.


My wife is in heaven, I despise this with a passion.

Artisan my arse. Ciabatta bread my arse it's a bun.
 

[Francks left peg]

In Berwick.


My wife is in heaven, I despise this with a passion.

Artisan my arse. Ciabatta bread my arse it's a bun.
 

Tell her you are popping out for a quick walk and get yourself in to the dog and duck for a few swift ones.