Bob Mortimer

[BoroRedKen]

Just never mention his curly perm mullet!!

  

[BoroRedKen]

Top blokes them brothers SW and CW.

 

[John Trebor]

The houses on Clynes Rd.

1 householder must of dug a big hole in the middle of 1 night.

Run. 3ft high this side.

10 foot the other side.

Boy it hurt real bad!

  

I once fell between a gap between two fences. I think they were about 50 feet high, maybe more. (From the viewpoint of a 7 Yr old).
I screamed like a banshee until the householder came and rescued me.
They gave me a piece of Christmas cake and a glass of milk.
Tried to get me to name the older lads I was with but even then I knew what snitches get, so I kept schtum.

[TerryCochranesSocks]

Garden hopping up our way Minty.

Hedge hopping for us.

[BoroRedKen]

Garden hopping up our way Minty.

Hedge hopping for us.

Alright posh paws wind your neck in! Hedges? Stuff of a gardeners dreams in GTown in the 80's...

    

[tunstall]

Garden hopping up our way Minty.

Hedge hopping for us.

Do it in Quenby now and you'll be vaulting over burnt out cars, sofas and bagheads

[Blott]

I can remember going garden hopping and pinching raspberries apart from they were radishes.

The bloke in the house shouted out of the window if you wanted them just knock on the door.

[BoroRedKen]

Garden hopping up our way Minty.

Hedge hopping for us.

Do it in Quenby now and you'll be vaulting over burnt out cars, sofas and bagheads

Coffee spitting out moment! Quality work!   

[BoroRedKen]

I can remember going garden hopping and pinching raspberries apart from they were radishes.

The bloke in the house shouted out of the window if you wanted them just knock on the door.

I cant imagine there been much else to do during the blitz Blotty.............



Im very ageist to you lately! Whats the famous phrase from the Boro boards?

Ahh yes.

BE BETTER............

 

[Blott]

I get my £210 a week in 4 months. I was thinking of a year in Vegas.

[BoroRedKen]

Mama did not raise a fool!

I dont even have to say "flyme, OTR or Mooners to get a jab in!!

 

[BoroRedKen]

I get my £210 a week in 4 months. I was thinking of a year in Vegas.

My opinion Blotts?

Spend it on you and Mrs B (if you can mate) and enjoy it every month.

I hate the idea that a person who has paid into the system all their working life then has to use the pension just to survive.
Its just wrong.

[Blott]

Mama did not raise a fool!

I dont even have to say "flyme, OTR or Mooners to get a jab in!!

 

I really enjoyed my last 6 months on there when I went full on. CtC and ST characters were a doddle to upset, but a few others it took some building up, a lad I think JM was a lunatic, the most talented, good looking, PHD with Mortimer level of humour, Bumface and the Farce left went into spasms of hatred.

All it took was, I have never voted anything but Labour and voted Brexit  the touch paper.

[BoroRedKen]

HELP

IVE BECOME A SOCIALIST!!


 

[Blott]

I get my £210 a week in 4 months. I was thinking of a year in Vegas.

My opinion Blotts?

Spend it on you and Mrs B (if you can mate) and enjoy it every month.

I hate the idea that a person who has paid into the system all their working life then has to use the pension just to survive.
Its just wrong.

I work for the real life, I really enjoy it, a zero stress job. The OAP will pay for the cruises.

[BoroRedKen]

Mama did not raise a fool!

I dont even have to say "flyme, OTR or Mooners to get a jab in!!

 

I really enjoyed my last 6 months on there when I went full on. CtC and ST characters were a doddle to upset, but a few others it took some building up, a lad I think JM was a lunatic, the most talented, good looking, PHD with Mortimer level of humour, Bumface and the Farce left went into spasms of hatred.

All it took was, I have never voted anything but Labour and voted Brexit  the touch paper.

I have thought long and hard this last few days and im trying to change my thought process towards them. Short of knocking on a front door i dont know what else to do to draw 1 or 2 of them out.

My hate of them dont hurt them. Im only hurting myself ultimately. I really think i can walk away from the reporting thing. The "Racism Raw" stuff i can leave it all behind.
Put it down to experience and move on.

BUT......

That Carmen thread hurt. I cant lie mate. The hurt has manifested into anger. Im struggling with that. But it wont beat me.
Everyday im stronger. The light at the end of the tunnel is shining bright for me lately.

[Blott]

I went into meltdown about 20 years ago after a horrible court case where I was a prosecuting witness.


I was in the dark for about 9 months, but eventually I came round.


Remember the good stuff and Blott (pun) out the bad asych as you can.